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VTDragon 12-15-2010 09:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094843)
New:
Holy Moly my secretary is hot
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094877)
But the HR pukes say touch her not,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1094883)
It's hard to resist that keester of hers.
Too bad it's other women she prefers

mikethegoalie32 12-15-2010 09:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1094951)
Too bad it's other women she prefers
And thats why I havent seen what shes got.

mikethegoalie32 12-15-2010 09:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

Doctorossi 12-15-2010 10:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and the scent of my stog' keeps the whiners at bay.

mikethegoalie32 12-15-2010 10:27 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
The smell of my feet keep my friends crying,

Mr B 12-15-2010 10:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094988)
New:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1095010)
and the scent of my stog' keeps the whiners at bay.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1095025)
The smell of my feet keep my friends crying,


they say bacon fat speeds up your dying.

mikethegoalie32 12-15-2010 11:23 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Thus a bacon wrapped apple makes everything OK

mikethegoalie32 12-15-2010 11:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
It is really fun watching people get old,

Gophernut 12-15-2010 11:26 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1095089)
New:
It is really fun watching people get old,
And hearing stories that they've already told,

BloodSpite 12-15-2010 11:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H

Gophernut 12-15-2010 01:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1095089)
New:
It is really fun watching people get old,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1095090)
And hearing stories that they've already told,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1095115)
The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H
Playing bridge with Mabel, Ethel, and Rache,

VTDragon 12-15-2010 02:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1095089)
New:
It is really fun watching people get old,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1095090)
And hearing stories that they've already told,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1095115)
The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1095213)
Playing bridge with Mabel, Ethel, and Rache,
Much better than being in a box and slowly turning to mold

VTDragon 12-15-2010 02:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

icehog3 12-15-2010 03:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1095247)
New:
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen
Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'

Mr B 12-15-2010 04:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1095247)
New:
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1095311)
Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'


a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky

icehog3 12-15-2010 04:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095327)
a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky
To do a reindeer, I'll need some whiskey,

Mr B 12-15-2010 04:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1095247)
New:
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1095311)
Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095327)
a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1095340)
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'



To do a reindeer, I'll need some whiskey,
Tom, I think your brain needs some fixin'

Mr B 12-15-2010 04:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.

icehog3 12-15-2010 04:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095357)
New:

The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.
Baby's breath and butterfly wings,


(Is that better? :r :r )

Mr B 12-15-2010 04:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095357)
New:

The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1095375)
Baby's breath and butterfly wings,


(Is that better? :r :r )
a little hot sauce and some BBQ rub


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