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Mr B 12-14-2010 10:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1093847)
New:

No work, I want to play,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1093858)
I'm waiting for the guy in the big flying sleigh
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1093871)
With a golden Nintendo,

and a nifty garden hoe

mikethegoalie32 12-14-2010 01:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I will kidnap Rudolph so he has to stay.

mikethegoalie32 12-14-2010 01:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,

Gophernut 12-14-2010 01:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094172)
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Work seems like being in a mental ward,

VTDragon 12-14-2010 02:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094172)
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094174)
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up

icehog3 12-14-2010 03:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094172)
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094174)
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1094185)
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
Need a little nip in my coffee cup,

Gophernut 12-14-2010 05:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094172)
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094174)
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1094185)
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1094270)
Need a little nip in my coffee cup,
Cause I think I'm going out of my gourd!

Gophernut 12-14-2010 05:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,

icehog3 12-14-2010 05:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094368)
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
She threatened me with a knife,

Mr B 12-14-2010 05:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
All I asked for was a threesome

icehog3 12-14-2010 05:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094368)
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1094375)
She threatened me with a knife,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1094381)
All I asked for was a threesome
With me, her and Liam Neeson,

Mr B 12-14-2010 05:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094368)
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1094375)
She threatened me with a knife,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1094381)
All I asked for was a threesome
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1094383)
With me, her and Liam Neeson,

but she acted like it was the end of her life.

Mr B 12-14-2010 05:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.

Doctorossi 12-14-2010 07:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"

14holestogie 12-15-2010 03:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1094396)
I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1094555)
And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"

I offered her an injection

mariogolbee 12-15-2010 03:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1094396)
New:

I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1094555)
And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1094753)
I offered her an injection
And a Gynecological inspection,

mikethegoalie32 12-15-2010 07:47 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1094755)
And a Gynecological inspection,
1 year later she was as big as a whale

mikethegoalie32 12-15-2010 07:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Holy Moly my secretary is hot

Gophernut 12-15-2010 08:20 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094843)
New:
Holy Moly my secretary is hot
But the HR pukes say touch her not,

Chainsaw13 12-15-2010 08:26 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094843)
Holy Moly my secretary is hot
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094877)
But the HR pukes say touch her not,
It's hard to resist that keester of hers.


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