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icehog3 12-10-2010 10:44 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1089049)
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The thermometer is in single digits

Even the snowman, he fidgets,

VTDragon 12-10-2010 10:52 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1089049)
New:

The thermometer is in single digits

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089053)
Even the snowman, he fidgets,

Trying to think of new ways to stay warm

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 11:03 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.

Mr B 12-10-2010 11:07 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1089049)
New:

The thermometer is in single digits

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089053)
Even the snowman, he fidgets,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1089069)
Trying to think of new ways to stay warm

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089087)
like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.

cuz fire melts them down to midgets

Mr B 12-10-2010 11:08 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one for Tom ;) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

mikethegoalie32 12-10-2010 11:31 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1089095)
New one for Tom ;) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 11:56 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
He barks, "My butt itches."

BloodSpite 12-10-2010 01:02 PM

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"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

14holestogie 12-10-2010 01:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1089095)
New one for Tom ;) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1089121)
I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089154)
He barks, "My butt itches."

Then runs off to sniff bit*hes

mikethegoalie32 12-10-2010 01:09 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1089213)
"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

and booked a flight to Cuba to recoup.

mikethegoalie32 12-10-2010 01:09 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Friday is the greatest day,

icehog3 12-10-2010 01:29 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1089220)
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Friday is the greatest day,

After work, I get to play,

Mr B 12-10-2010 01:31 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1089220)
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Friday is the greatest day,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089254)
After work, I get to play,

another weekend of football and hockey

icehog3 12-10-2010 01:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1089220)
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Friday is the greatest day,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089254)
After work, I get to play,

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Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1089259)
another weekend of football and hockey

Accompanied by cigars, beer and sake,

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 01:39 PM

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so blackness can wash it away.

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 01:40 PM

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I need a nice double corona.

landhoney 12-10-2010 02:19 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089272)
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I need a nice double corona.

And somewhere to stick my bona'




Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :r

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 02:21 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1089330)
Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :r

What's off-color about a marching band?

landhoney 12-10-2010 02:33 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089334)
What's off-color about a marching band?

:r

Just make with the next line of the limerick ya' smartguy. ;)

BloodSpite 12-10-2010 02:52 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1089330)
And somewhere to stick my bona'

If Army beats Navy


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