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dave 06-05-2014 07:00 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
sorry, Tom...I get nothing from that one.....must be outside my typical genre field.

00000000....that's good, but I got one ear doing Godsmack and the other Joe Walsh....unfortunately neither has pushed out the worm I got from the radio this morning:

Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

I try to stay far from the title when I quote, but I'm not sure there are any other words to that song ...lol...

Porch Dweller 06-05-2014 08:45 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am...

markem 06-05-2014 09:26 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I like pina coladas
getting lost in the rain

icehog3 06-05-2014 10:43 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well you know the day destroys the night,
Night divides the day,
Tried to run,
Tried to hide.......

shilala 06-05-2014 10:51 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
If your world has only done you wrong,
and all you find yourself is all alone,
and if there's no one there to see you through,
I'll be there for you...

markem 06-05-2014 11:57 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I love Rock and Roll
Put another dime in the jukebox baby

Porch Dweller 06-05-2014 01:04 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Parsley, Sage
Rosemary & Thyme

icehog3 06-05-2014 02:42 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Here I come again now, Baby, like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now, Baby, I like to tear up the street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQowAJAZgoU

kugie 06-06-2014 06:38 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
My friend Harvey married Tracey McCall,
By Christ she was a scary old doll.
A voice out of hell and a temper to boot,
Arms like a navvy and a face like dried fruit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuRjO8WbgT8&feature=kp

kugie 06-06-2014 06:42 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I must admit
I can't explain
Any of these thoughts racing
Through my brain

It's true
Baby I'm howlin' for you

markem 06-06-2014 09:06 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play

(shoot me, shoot me now)

kugie 06-06-2014 09:12 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Just listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.....

markem 06-06-2014 09:15 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm just a living legacy
To the leader of the band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQmkoMZyvOQ

But I in no way wanted to get rid of it for now.

dave 06-06-2014 09:28 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1966999)
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play

(shoot me, shoot me now)

Some days, sure :) But, it's approaching Fathers' Day and that's the one of only very few songs I remember my dad ever singing....thanks

Porch Dweller 06-06-2014 09:43 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well a young man
Ain't got nothing in the world these days

icehog3 06-06-2014 10:34 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout had to rip **** up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble

bonjing 06-06-2014 01:13 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Up early in the morning gotta thank God,
I dunno but today seems kinda odd,
No barkin from the dog, no smog
and momma cooked the breakfast with no hog

dave 06-06-2014 01:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet

icehog3 06-06-2014 01:24 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of ****** and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow

bonjing 06-06-2014 01:31 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins,
before my mother starts ******* bout my friends

dave 06-06-2014 01:49 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
It ain't the first time baby
Baby it wont be the last
I'd better get the boys round
And do some drinkin fast

icehog3 06-06-2014 03:25 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 1967096)
It ain't the first time baby
Baby it wont be the last
I'd better get the boys round
And do some drinkin fast

Heard that song yesterday for the first time in years, dat's a good one. :tu

Did you see any action?
Did you make any friends?
Would you like some affection
Before I leave again?

bonjing 06-06-2014 06:34 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Since I don't know the rest of the words. . .

Heyyyy Macarena!

kugie 06-06-2014 08:08 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean

Porch Dweller 06-07-2014 11:00 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1967124)
Heard that song yesterday for the first time in years, dat's a good one. :tu

Did you see any action?
Did you make any friends?
Would you like some affection
Before I leave again?

I just heard that on the radio in the car! :D


Why try...I know why
This feeling inside me says it's time I was gone.

dman4505 06-07-2014 12:36 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
She said 'Boy i'm tired of waiting up while your out with your friends'
He said 'Mom im tired and im living my life the best way that I can'

Cause i'm trying to be somebody
I'm not trying to be somebody else
This life is mine i'm living
Don't you know me? I wont ever let you down

icehog3 06-07-2014 01:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
If you're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep beep.
Just step aside or might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.

Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.

That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn he can never mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.

bonjing 06-08-2014 11:08 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
baby hair with a woman's eyes
i can feel you watching in the night
all alone with me and we're waiting for the sunlight
when i feel cold you warm me
when i feel i can't go on you come and hold me
it's you...... and me forever

icehog3 06-09-2014 12:21 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Everybody's high on consolation
Everybody's trying to tell me
What is right for me, yeah
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it's up to me, ooooh what will be

ArgusP2 06-09-2014 09:22 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin',
(Puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just call for...
Posted via Mobile Device

markem 06-09-2014 09:22 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I was an idiot and clicked on this while looking for a different song. Thought it was familiar but could not place it. You can guess the result.

do do do
Down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Breaking up is hard to do

kugie 06-09-2014 11:54 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm travelin' down the road,
I'm flirtin' with disaster.
I've got the pedal to the floor,
My life is running faster.
I'm out of money, I'm out of hope,
It looks like self destruction.
Well how much more can we take,
With all of this corruption.

Porch Dweller 06-09-2014 11:57 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Driving that train
High on cocaine

icehog3 06-09-2014 02:11 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When criminals in this world appear
And break the laws that they should fear
And frighten all who see or hear
The cry goes up both far and near for......

Porch Dweller 06-10-2014 10:25 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Da doo doo doo
Da daa daa daa
Is all I want to say to you

icehog3 06-10-2014 10:34 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I've got my clipboard, text books
Lead me to the station
Yeah, I'm off to the civil war
I've got my kit bag, my heavy boots
I'm runnin' in the rain
Gonna run till my feet are raw

dave 06-10-2014 10:54 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
:banger

No easy way to be free!!! :noon

dave 06-10-2014 11:37 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

icehog3 06-10-2014 03:43 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right

kugie 06-11-2014 06:25 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
My chick bad
My chick hood
My chick do stuff dat yo' chick wish she could

kugie 06-11-2014 06:28 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Well we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag

Porch Dweller 06-11-2014 06:33 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Lord, I just can't go out the door
'Cause there's a man down there
Might be your man, I don't know

icehog3 06-11-2014 09:51 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am........

kugie 06-12-2014 04:54 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
If I had a million dollars...
If I had a million dollars

dave 06-12-2014 08:35 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
He's got this dream about buying some land
He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about everything

shark 06-16-2014 05:22 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Give me a job, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line'
My God I'm barely alive!

Porch Dweller 06-16-2014 05:35 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside, come inside

icehog3 06-16-2014 05:37 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
So this ain't the end, I saw you again
Today, I had to turn my heart away
You smiled like the Sun, kisses for everyone
And tales, it never fails!
You're lying so low in the weeds
Bet you're gonna ambush me
You'd have me down, down, down on my knees

Porch Dweller 06-16-2014 09:12 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Big man, pig man
Ha ha, charade you are

Ye Olde Phart 06-18-2014 03:02 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown


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