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Baseball playoffs are near,
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but my team bit a biscuit, this year.
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Same as the season before,
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My team if golfing, for sure,
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so I'll go just to cry in my beer.
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My pops was a salty old sailor,
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but from the boat he was thrown
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And that whale, he'll never nail 'er.
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I was htting the town with a chimp, |
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who was dressed like a simian pimp.
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We stopped for bananas,
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and a couple Havana's
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and finished the day with some shrimp
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Winter is almost here |
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Summer is over I fear
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The leaves are falling,
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but I'll go pub-crawling.
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consuming mass quantities of Beer
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What do you crave the most? |
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Is it bacon or beans on toast?
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all dripping with honey..
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It will probably be runny,
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But enjoy it with coffee dark roast
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To the alter this weekend my son walks, |
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I'm praying for no balks,
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A nice Irish girl he will wed
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Unless a German one shows up instead,
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The weather's still holding steady...
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for winter I am getting ready,
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In long overcoat,
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I'll put fish in the boat
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and then dress up in a lacy white teddy.
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Is it a crime to banter?, |
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or to teach a lame horse to canter
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Or to boil your eggs,
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In old Beer Kegs
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or perhaps grow weed in a planter?
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There once was a man frying bacon
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A nude chef a BLT makin'
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Though he cooked without clothes,
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and tasted with his nose
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out to breakfast, he would not be taken.
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There was a man with a farmers tan |
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Cooking bacon was not in his plan.
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He prefered to go sleeveless,
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Doesn't mean he'd achieve less
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so he ended up frying spam
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