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Gophernut 10-04-2010 09:46 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Baseball playoffs are near,

Doctorossi 10-04-2010 10:08 AM

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but my team bit a biscuit, this year.

Gophernut 10-04-2010 10:16 AM

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Same as the season before,

icehog3 10-04-2010 12:08 PM

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My team if golfing, for sure,

Doctorossi 10-04-2010 12:12 PM

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so I'll go just to cry in my beer.

Doctorossi 10-04-2010 12:15 PM

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My pops was a salty old sailor,

icehog3 10-04-2010 12:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1010902)
My pops was a salty old sailor,

Who went to work as a whaler,

SvilleKid 10-04-2010 12:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1010911)
Who went to work as a whaler,

On "The Deadliest Catch" he be shone,

Mr B 10-04-2010 01:40 PM

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but from the boat he was thrown

icehog3 10-04-2010 02:23 PM

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And that whale, he'll never nail 'er.

icehog3 10-04-2010 02:24 PM

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NEW:

I was htting the town with a chimp,

Doctorossi 10-04-2010 02:29 PM

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who was dressed like a simian pimp.

icehog3 10-04-2010 02:34 PM

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We stopped for bananas,

GolfNut 10-04-2010 03:21 PM

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and a couple Havana's

Mr B 10-04-2010 03:35 PM

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and finished the day with some shrimp

Mr B 10-04-2010 03:37 PM

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New one:

Winter is almost here

GolfNut 10-04-2010 03:39 PM

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Summer is over I fear

SvilleKid 10-04-2010 03:40 PM

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The leaves are falling,

Doctorossi 10-04-2010 04:22 PM

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but I'll go pub-crawling.

Mr B 10-04-2010 04:39 PM

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consuming mass quantities of Beer

Mr B 10-04-2010 04:40 PM

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New:

What do you crave the most?

Doctorossi 10-04-2010 04:42 PM

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Is it bacon or beans on toast?

Mr B 10-04-2010 04:46 PM

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all dripping with honey..

Gophernut 10-05-2010 09:45 AM

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It will probably be runny,

SvilleKid 10-05-2010 10:00 AM

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But enjoy it with coffee dark roast

SvilleKid 10-05-2010 10:01 AM

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New one:

To the alter this weekend my son walks,

Gophernut 10-05-2010 10:03 AM

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I'm praying for no balks,

SvilleKid 10-05-2010 10:06 AM

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A nice Irish girl he will wed

icehog3 10-05-2010 10:12 AM

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Unless a German one shows up instead,

14holestogie 10-05-2010 10:50 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1012149)
Unless a German one shows up instead,

If he does he may end with no cox :)

14holestogie 10-05-2010 10:51 AM

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The weather's still holding steady...

Gophernut 10-05-2010 10:53 AM

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for winter I am getting ready,

Doctorossi 10-05-2010 10:54 AM

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In long overcoat,

Mr B 10-05-2010 10:55 AM

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I'll put fish in the boat

icehog3 10-05-2010 07:50 PM

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and then dress up in a lacy white teddy.

icehog3 10-05-2010 07:50 PM

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NEW:

Is it a crime to banter?,

GolfNut 10-05-2010 08:00 PM

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or to teach a lame horse to canter

icehog3 10-05-2010 08:17 PM

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Or to boil your eggs,

Mr B 10-06-2010 08:43 AM

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In old Beer Kegs

GolfNut 10-06-2010 09:13 AM

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or perhaps grow weed in a planter?

GolfNut 10-06-2010 09:18 AM

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There once was a man frying bacon

GKitty 10-06-2010 09:48 AM

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A nude chef a BLT makin'

Doctorossi 10-06-2010 09:53 AM

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Though he cooked without clothes,

VTDragon 10-06-2010 10:03 AM

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and tasted with his nose

Mr B 10-06-2010 10:08 AM

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out to breakfast, he would not be taken.

Mr B 10-06-2010 10:10 AM

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New:

There was a man with a farmers tan

Doctorossi 10-06-2010 10:17 AM

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Cooking bacon was not in his plan.

icehog3 10-06-2010 10:19 AM

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He prefered to go sleeveless,

14holestogie 10-06-2010 10:32 AM

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Doesn't mean he'd achieve less

Mr B 10-06-2010 11:31 AM

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so he ended up frying spam


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