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Gophernut 12-07-2010 12:39 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085278)
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Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085290)
It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085297)
Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,

As I took a puff, I heard an old lady retort,

landhoney 12-07-2010 12:43 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085278)
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Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085290)
It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085297)
Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085333)
As I took a puff, I heard an old lady retort,

You're lucky it wasn't snatched by a Government hick!

landhoney 12-07-2010 12:46 PM

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Some say political limericks abound

Doctorossi 12-07-2010 12:48 PM

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but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

Gophernut 12-07-2010 12:48 PM

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It takes all of my patience,

VTDragon 12-07-2010 12:57 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085341)
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Some say political limericks abound

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085346)
but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085348)
It takes all of my patience,

Trying to give some guidence

Gophernut 12-07-2010 01:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085341)
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Some say political limericks abound

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085346)
but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085348)
It takes all of my patience,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1085360)
Trying to give some guidence

Now only a locked thread is found.

Gophernut 12-07-2010 01:03 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

Sled Dog 12-07-2010 01:08 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085373)
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I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

mikethegoalie32 12-07-2010 01:14 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Sled Dog (Post 1085380)
She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

followed by something for the kitchen,

Gophernut 12-07-2010 01:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085373)
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I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sled Dog (Post 1085380)
She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085387)
followed by something for the kitchen,

But I doubt she'll stop *****in,

Doctorossi 12-07-2010 02:07 PM

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'Til I stop all the endless bar-hopping.

Doctorossi 12-07-2010 02:08 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

landhoney 12-07-2010 02:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085455)
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The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

And fish that like to give wedgies

BloodSpite 12-07-2010 05:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085480)
And fish that like to give wedgies

But there is no substitute

Mr B 12-07-2010 05:57 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085455)
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The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085480)
And fish that like to give wedgies

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1085686)
But there is no substitute


for catching a boot

markem 12-07-2010 06:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Doctorossi http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
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The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.


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Originally Posted by landhoney http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
And fish that like to give wedgies

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
But there is no substitute

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Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085707)
for catching a boot

From a scow that likes to go Toot! Toot!


New:

MC Hammer had a dinner party

BloodSpite 12-07-2010 06:52 PM

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MC Hammer had a dinner party
It got so bad the police called for arty

icehog3 12-07-2010 11:27 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
MC went Toot Toot,

Gophernut 12-08-2010 09:02 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by markem (Post 1085771)
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MC Hammer had a dinner party

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1085788)
It got so bad the police called for arty

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086098)
MC went Toot Toot,

He gave all his guests the boot,


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