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14holestogie 12-06-2010 09:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

A new work week has just begun

icehog3 12-06-2010 09:47 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1083849)
New:

A new work week has just begun
Makes me think about buying a gun,

Mr B 12-06-2010 10:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1083849)
New:

A new work week has just begun
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083860)
Makes me think about buying a gun,

Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.

VTDragon 12-06-2010 10:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1083849)
New:

A new work week has just begun
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083860)
Makes me think about buying a gun,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1083914)
Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.
Gads, what did my sexatary do to me

icehog3 12-06-2010 11:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1083849)
New:

A new work week has just begun
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083860)
Makes me think about buying a gun,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1083914)
Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1083919)
Gads, what did my sexatary do to me
All I wanted was some innocent fun!

icehog3 12-06-2010 11:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,

markem 12-06-2010 11:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083942)
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,
I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

Mr B 12-06-2010 11:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083942)
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1083948)
I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

She said "dont worry he used a condom"

Gophernut 12-06-2010 12:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083942)
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1083948)
I made a comment about Freddy Mercury
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1083962)
She said "dont worry he used a condom"
And with these words of wisdom,

landhoney 12-06-2010 12:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083942)
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1083948)
I made a comment about Freddy Mercury
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1083962)
She said "dont worry he used a condom"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1083997)
And with these words of wisdom,
I filled her 'right full of glee!

landhoney 12-06-2010 12:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I golf slighlty below par

VTDragon 12-06-2010 12:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084020)
New:

I golf slightly below par
My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far

Mr B 12-06-2010 12:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084020)
New:

I golf slighlty below par
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1084024)
My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far


My swing is like Happy Gilmore

mikethegoalie32 12-06-2010 01:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084020)
New:

I golf slighlty below par
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1084024)
My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1084033)
My swing is like Happy Gilmore
It is not very often that the crowd will roar,

Gophernut 12-06-2010 02:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084020)
New:

I golf slighlty below par
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1084024)
My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1084033)
My swing is like Happy Gilmore
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1084079)
It is not very often that the crowd will roar,
Usually when they do, I am in the bar.

Gophernut 12-06-2010 02:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,

landhoney 12-06-2010 02:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1084104)
NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,
My money all goes up in smoke

Mr B 12-06-2010 03:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1084104)
NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084126)
My money all goes up in smoke
a robusto here, a toro there.

mikethegoalie32 12-07-2010 07:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
or my wife's goddamn hair,

landhoney 12-07-2010 08:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1084104)
NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084126)
My money all goes up in smoke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1084205)
a robusto here, a toro there.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1084982)
or my wife's goddamn hair,
But at least they all supply me a toke!


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