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mikethegoalie32 12-03-2010 03:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081913)
New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.
cheap cigars may be a trap

landhoney 12-03-2010 03:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081913)
New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1081979)
cheap cigars may be a trap
They make look smooth and nice

Mr B 12-03-2010 03:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081913)
New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1081979)
cheap cigars may be a trap
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1081983)
They make look smooth and nice

but taste of Pickling Spice

icehog3 12-03-2010 04:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081913)
New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1081979)
cheap cigars may be a trap
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1081983)
They make look smooth and nice
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1081988)
but taste of Pickling Spice
and might give you a case of the Clap!

icehog3 12-03-2010 04:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,

Mr B 12-03-2010 05:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
even when your mouth's filled with sores

icehog3 12-04-2010 12:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082045)
NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1082065)
even when your mouth's filled with sores
Add in chronic halitosis,

Gophernut 12-04-2010 09:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082045)
NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1082065)
even when your mouth's filled with sores
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082276)
Add in chronic halitosis,
Sleeping alone is your prognosis,

icehog3 12-04-2010 02:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082045)
NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1082065)
even when your mouth's filled with sores
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082276)
Add in chronic halitosis,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1082426)
Sleeping alone is your prognosis,
Unless of course you consort with whores.

icehog3 12-04-2010 02:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,

gorob23 12-04-2010 03:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082653)
NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,
I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :D

icehog3 12-04-2010 03:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082653)
NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,
Quote:
Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1082700)
I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :D
It didn't star Charlie,

gorob23 12-05-2010 03:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082708)
It didn't star Charlie,
but he rode his Harley and never liked to play in the snow :r



;s Rob

icehog3 12-05-2010 03:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082653)
NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,
Quote:
Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1082700)
I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082708)
It didn't star Charlie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1083314)
but he rode his Harley,
;s Rob
edited to fit the format, Rob! :r ;s

And was awfully proud of his johnson. :D

icehog3 12-05-2010 03:58 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,

mikethegoalie32 12-06-2010 07:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083344)
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,
My wife he once asked to borrow,

landhoney 12-06-2010 07:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083344)
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1083743)
My wife he once asked to borrow,
I told Zorro, Go ahead

mikethegoalie32 12-06-2010 08:31 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1083756)
I told Zorro, Go ahead
then found out he diddled her in my bed,

gorob23 12-06-2010 09:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1083792)
then found out he diddled her in my bed,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083344)
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,
:sl

14holestogie 12-06-2010 09:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083344)
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1083743)
My wife he once asked to borrow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1083756)
I told Zorro, Go ahead
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1083792)
then found out he diddled her in my bed,
My brother's a dick and my wife is a whorro.


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