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oooo35980 03-01-2012 10:35 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I should just stay out of these threads no one understands me in type.

icehog3 03-01-2012 10:42 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1578166)
I should just stay out of these threads no one understands me in type.
OK, no harm no foul.

pnoon 03-01-2012 10:45 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I go to a herf and look at all that I miss.

Wow.
Now I have to wonder would I rather be a dick or rude and unattractive. (sorry Brian. ;))

icehog3 03-01-2012 10:55 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1578176)
I go to a herf and look at all that I miss.

Wow.
Now I have to wonder would I rather be a dick or rude and unattractive. (sorry Brian. ;))
Mine may be rude, but it is certainly not unattractive. ;)

CigarNut 03-02-2012 09:55 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1578184)
Mine may be rude, but it is certainly not unattractive. ;)
To quote Dalton: "Opinions vary"...

:r

Ogre 03-02-2012 10:01 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1578184)
Mine may be rude, but it is certainly not unattractive. ;)
Thats not what SHE (or was it a HE??) said!!!:td

Stephen 03-02-2012 10:43 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1577703)
I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Excellent.

Islayphile 03-02-2012 10:44 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
smitty turned me into a newt












I didn't get better

:fl

icehog3 03-02-2012 01:23 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1578731)
To quote Dalton: "Opinions vary"...

:r
What is your opinion? ;)

Remo 03-02-2012 01:41 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Like I said, much better than Nebraska Banter!!!

Stephen 03-02-2012 01:46 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1578963)
Like I said, much better than Nebraska Banter!!!
Poked my head into the Utah banter thread. You guys really need to check it out!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loa0luREID1qfwqiy.gif

Remo 03-02-2012 01:59 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1578966)
Poked my head into the Utah banter thread. You guys really need to check it out!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loa0luREID1qfwqiy.gif
:lr....that's why I never started one :r Although there are like 5 guys here from Utah :tu

Remo 03-02-2012 02:00 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Stephen, send me your addy, I will send you a tourist brochure :sl

Stephen 03-02-2012 02:01 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1578973)
:lr....that's why I never started one :r Although there are like 5 guys here from Utah :tu
Well we won't hold that against you.:D

Stephen 03-02-2012 02:04 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1578975)
Stephen, send me your addy, I will send you a tourist brochure :sl
Pfft. Kevin said you hit like an arthritic girl. Us boys from the Show-Me State swing some serious lumber.:sl

ApexAZ 03-02-2012 02:07 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Maybe Arizona and Utah should band together.

Remo 03-02-2012 02:10 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1578978)
Pfft. Kevin said you hit like an arthritic girl. Us boys from the Show-Me State swing some serious lumber.:sl
Kevin is a biotch!!! :r

Remo 03-02-2012 02:11 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ApexAZ (Post 1578979)
Maybe Arizona and Utah should band together.
Hell ya :tu

Stephen 03-02-2012 02:16 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ApexAZ (Post 1578979)
Maybe Arizona and Utah should band together.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1578987)
Hell ya :tu
And do what, play with your Barbie dolls?

Stephen 03-02-2012 02:19 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1578984)
Kevin is a biotch!!! :r
Now why you wanna go poke the sleeping bear? Tsk tsk, not a wise move, my friend.

Ogre 03-02-2012 02:47 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1578973)
:lr....that's why I never started one :r Although there are like 5 guys here from Utah :tu
Thats 3 more then Nebraska!!!!!

Ogre 03-02-2012 02:48 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1578984)
Kevin is a biotch!!! :r
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1578997)
Now why you wanna go poke the sleeping bear? Tsk tsk, not a wise move, my friend.
But Kevin is a BIOTCH!!!!!

CigarNut 03-02-2012 04:23 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1578947)
What is your opinion? ;)
*** **** opinions **** **** ****** trouble *** **** too ****** much of the time...

maninblack 03-02-2012 04:28 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1579015)
But Kevin is a BIOTCH!!!!!
So says my two biggest b!tches, Mike and Larry. They know I keep my pimp hand strong just to keep them both in line.

Ogre 03-02-2012 07:56 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1579120)
So says my two biggest b!tches, Mike and Larry. They know I keep my pimp hand strong just to keep them both in line.
You gotta be kidding, you are just one step above Smitty on the BIOTCH list!!!! Just above!!!:sl

Zeuceone 03-02-2012 08:08 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
You can only go up from here..

G G 03-02-2012 08:47 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Smitty oughta be just about done by now. He's been thoroughly roasted.:r

replicant_argent 03-02-2012 08:52 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I am going to need to see thoroughly incinerated on-faux-coupon-sale charcoal.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

CigarSquid 03-02-2012 11:13 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by G G (Post 1579418)
Smitty oughta be just about done by now. He's been thoroughly roasted.:r
:tpd:

maninblack 03-03-2012 06:26 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
He may be thoroughly roasted, but he won't stop.

smitty81 03-03-2012 06:55 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1579727)
He may be thoroughly roasted, but he won't stop.
:slI be good now, I promise!:<

maninblack 03-03-2012 07:00 AM
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Promises, promises.

Chainsaw13 03-03-2012 07:15 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Is smitty the new Devan?

T.G 03-03-2012 07:27 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1579768)
Is smitty the new Devan?
Nah, Devan is actually likeable.:D

smitty81 03-03-2012 07:30 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1579776)
Nah, Devan is actually likeable.:D
ouch

T.G 03-03-2012 07:37 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1579777)
ouch
One roast, coming up! :D

maninblack 03-03-2012 07:46 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1579776)
Nah, Devan is actually likeable.:D
He is?

chippewastud79 03-03-2012 07:48 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1579776)
Nah, Devan is actually likeable.:D
Opinions vary

CigarSquid 03-03-2012 08:14 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Wish I would have known this Devan you speak of to compare Smitty.

CigarNut 03-03-2012 09:02 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Where's the duck?

icehog3 03-03-2012 09:52 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Let's neuter him! :D

Ogre 03-03-2012 09:53 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1579872)
Let's neuter him! :D
Do the world a favor!!!! :gary

CigarNut 03-03-2012 11:33 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Why would you neuter the duck??

T.G 03-03-2012 12:09 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Poor duck.

CigarNut 03-03-2012 12:25 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1579979)
Poor duck.
You bet poor duck! He's only got one ball left now...

Ogre 03-03-2012 12:34 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1579994)
You bet poor duck! He's only got one ball left now...
Until he gets married!!!!:sl

CigarNut 03-03-2012 03:21 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1580003)
Until he gets married!!!!:sl
What hen is going to want a duck with one ball?

CigarSquid 03-03-2012 03:23 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1580126)
What hen is going to want a duck with one ball?
:tu True statement.

Ogre 03-03-2012 03:26 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1580126)
What hen is going to want a duck with one ball?
A one legged hen named Eileen!!!!!!:noon

CigarNut 03-03-2012 03:57 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Only if she has an extra breast (or two) :r


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