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My face speaks volumes without a word spoken...

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My sunshine is gone,

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But I'll find the strength to go on

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'Cuz I got friends who will help keep me smokin'! :D

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New one:

I love College Football on Saturdays...

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Watching through a smokey haze,

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A good cigar adds to the joy

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Alabama plays wth Florida like a toy,

:td

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The Gators sure miss those Tebow plays! :D

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New one:

There's a cigar for any occasion...

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Including an emminent invasion,

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So I'll cut and I'll light...

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And prepare for a fight...

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But hope for a dangerous liason!

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NEW:

I have a great love for the Leaf,

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Dang it Tom, you and I think a like :r

I will have to rethink my next rhyme...

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:r Too funny, Brian.

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For which my wife does give me great grief..

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She withheld the goods,

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Forcing me to handle the woods

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With my Nub I found some relief. :D

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New one:

There once was a terrible golfer...

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Who couldn't think of a rhyme for the word "golfer",

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His partner told him one day...

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as a round they did play...

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For his clubs - he should accept any offer! :D

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New one:

Bobby started his day all smiles...

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golfer-offer? fail. :r

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Going through his large Gurkha files,

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:D Beats rhyming "golfer"... with... "golfer." :r

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But when he lit one to smoke...

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I didn't, Joe....I rhymed golfer with "golfer". ;) :r

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He started to choke,

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And Tom's hacking could be heard for miles :)

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Another day, another dollar...

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Arriving home, heard my wife holler

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Where the hell have you been

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Then I saw the rolling pin,

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She found panties in my car.

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You're supposed to start a new one right away too....I will crank one up if I don't see you hit it up. :tu

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I just dropped everything I'm doing,

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For the new woman I'm wooing,

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Even though some say she's a witch,

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I don't think I'll switch,

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She is much too fond of the screwing.

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NEW:

Smoking my cigar in the rain,

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keeping it lit can be a pain,

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So I huff and I puff,

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I'll admit it is tough

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from cursing I cannot refrain.