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sevans105 03-03-2012 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic04GT (Post 1579463)
Are you sure that text is big enough old man? ;):D

OHHH....was that nice? No, that was not. I try and do a favor for Fencefixer and I get called old man? I'm hurt...just emotionally wounded with that Sonic. Have I offended you in the past? Have I called you names or kicked your dog? No, I have not. I'm gonna go cry for a bit.






























:r

Man, I feel old today. Actually fell down the stairs into the basement. Just a couple stairs, but landed hard on the concrete. I'm frikkin' sore all over.

fencefixer 03-03-2012 01:22 PM

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Hope you're not hurt, Scott. It must have been an accident and not punishment from the bishgods as they said your bishlevel is totally maxed out.

But for what it's worth.. my hip is messed up and I even fall UP the stairs sometimes..:r then lie there for a bit while recovering and just laugh at myself, it never gets old but I guess I am. :r

maninblack 03-03-2012 01:44 PM

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You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!

fencefixer 03-04-2012 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1580047)
You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!

Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :D:r

sevans105 03-04-2012 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by fencefixer (Post 1580922)
Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :D:r



AAAAAAND the serve is returned with a blistering shot down the baseline....
Can the Man in Black stand up to the pressure?

Both you guys are babies. I hit the big 4 - 0 this last year. Stuff is starting to not work right anymore.

Steve 03-04-2012 01:27 PM

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Bunch of dang young'uns!

irratebass 03-04-2012 02:21 PM

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I turn 43 on Friday

JenksAnejo 03-04-2012 02:25 PM

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I turn 23 in two weeks I smell a lot of old balls in here! ;)

sevans105 03-04-2012 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JenksAnejo (Post 1581143)
I turn 23 in two weeks I smell a lot of old balls in here! ;)

Hey now.....I shower every day.....you shouldn't be smelling anything. Besides, there is a very short list of people that I would let get their face close enough to accomplish that and brother, YOU AIN'T ON THAT LIST.

:D

fencefixer 03-04-2012 04:13 PM

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There is no list if you're asleep. :D

Pseudosacred 03-04-2012 06:13 PM

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I'm only 18, I feel like the youngest gun up in this bish (credits to DC)

maninblack 03-04-2012 06:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fencefixer (Post 1580922)
Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :D:r

Virgin? That's not what your old lady said. BAM!:D

fencefixer 03-04-2012 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1581389)
Virgin? That's not what your old lady said. BAM!:D

:tu:tu

maninblack 03-04-2012 06:51 PM

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Hope that didn't offend ya DC. All in good fun bishes!

fencefixer 03-04-2012 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1581404)
Hope that didn't offend ya DC. All in good fun bishes!

Hell no dude, when I said gangbangin', orgyin', I meant it ... for all ya know ya might have and I don't recall you.. :lr:lr

Can't really offend me unless you start talking trash about my kids. :)-(P

maninblack 03-04-2012 07:09 PM

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Will never cross that line. I got 3 boys of my own.

DaBear 03-04-2012 08:15 PM

Re: Red Alert!
 
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Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1580047)
You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!

Lucky. I'm 21 and feel about 54 :r:r:r

Ogre 03-04-2012 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1579341)
Make sure you hit Larry (ogre) next. I'm sure if you need his address, somebody will snitch him out.:r

Shut the PIE HOLE BIOTCH!!!! It has been a while since you have been :sl.

fencefixer 03-04-2012 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1581504)
Shut the PIE HOLE BIOTCH!!!! It has been a while since you have been :sl.

Bro... easy there.. such anger! I've been told that with the hormones you might be taking you'll grow breasts too.. easy man easy.. :D:r

DC sends love, bishes! Feel the shock wave of warmth and kindness embrace you while your mind travels to distant peaceful places... and I snatch your wallet from you meanwhile...


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