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OLS 05-25-2010 06:42 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MichaelJ (Post 866810)
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
Actually that's "Does Howdy Doody GOT wooden balls?" Cheech line, lol.
Also, NO FAIR. Military MFs can't play. Their entire life is sayings as I recall.
There is something about drawing from all 50 states and territories and living in
$hi+ conditions that brings out the sayings. :)

Speaking of Cheech. When asked about an old girlfriend. "It didn't work out....Well
it worked out once, but we worked it back in."

OLS 05-25-2010 06:47 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
"Oh well...THAT'S Cue-bah"

pnoon 05-25-2010 06:50 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Nice review.

Mugen910 05-25-2010 07:45 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 868568)
Nice review.
:r:r

IBQTEE1 05-25-2010 08:51 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
It's not golfin' unless you are swearin'.

replicant_argent 05-25-2010 09:45 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
Does that mean my cross dressing tendancies are coming out, or my indiscretions as a young man are manifesting?

14holestogie 05-25-2010 09:52 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...

"nice putt, does your husband golf too?" :D

...sorry, ladies....;)

rizzle 05-25-2010 09:53 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jjirons69 (Post 867289)
f*cked up as a can of red wigglers
fify ;)

Subvet642 05-25-2010 09:55 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 868701)
I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
Does that mean my cross dressing tendancies are coming out, or my indiscretions as a young man are manifesting?
If they weren't before, they are now! :r

Subvet642 05-25-2010 09:58 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
"Do you want me to run to the CVS and get you a f*ckin' lipstick, too?" :mh

icehog3 05-25-2010 10:27 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bonjing (Post 868470)
"my butt itches" :r
You owe me royalties, Greg. :r

JaKaacH 05-25-2010 06:38 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
The more I practice, the luckier I get.

cort 05-25-2010 06:49 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
F%ckin Eggs, Bacon.

Goldie 05-25-2010 07:01 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Who pissed in your Cheerios?

Kreth 05-25-2010 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 868713)
Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...

"nice putt, does your husband golf too?" :D

...sorry, ladies....;)
:tpd:
or
"Hit it with your purse." :r
Posted via Mobile Device

secretsquirrel 05-25-2010 07:17 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Thats Higher than the balls on a giraffe!

neoflex 05-25-2010 07:56 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
This saying seems to fit for so many different things. "Same Circus just different Clowns" We used this a lot when I was a fireman on Long Island.

TripleF 05-26-2010 05:50 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
That's cooler than the other side of the pillow!!

SmokeyJoe 05-26-2010 07:15 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 869235)
:tpd:
or
"Hit it with your purse." :r
Posted via Mobile Device
Sounds like my son's comments... he is merciless on the old man!

After a missed putt left short...

"What happened? Did your skirt fly up and distract you?"

or

"Don't worry... a little Midol will probably help those menstrual cramps."

Don't know where he learned to trash talk like that... must be from his mom. ;)

Mugen910 05-26-2010 07:18 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Not with that attitude you won't.


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