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kelmac07 11-27-2010 09:33 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1074864)
There once was a man who chunked pumpkins

He always threw them at munchkins,

icehog3 11-27-2010 10:30 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1074864)
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There once was a man who chunked pumpkins

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1074876)
He always threw them at munchkins,

He would hit them danged midgets,

14holestogie 11-27-2010 12:28 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1074864)
NEW:

There once was a man who chunked pumpkins

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1074876)
He always threw them at munchkins,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1074912)
He would hit them danged midgets,

Then flash dual single digits

icehog3 11-27-2010 01:19 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1074864)
NEW:

There once was a man who chunked pumpkins

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1074876)
He always threw them at munchkins,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1074912)
He would hit them danged midgets,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1074964)
Then flash dual single digits

And finish them off with a blumpkin. :r :pu

icehog3 11-27-2010 01:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,

kelmac07 11-27-2010 01:57 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075005)
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Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,

Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters

icehog3 11-27-2010 02:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075005)
NEW:

Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1075036)
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters

And we know Seminoles,

TheTraveler 11-28-2010 09:15 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075005)
Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1075036)
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075044)
And we know Seminoles,

Are very kind souls

icehog3 11-28-2010 10:40 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075005)
NEW:

Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1075036)
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075044)
And we know Seminoles,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1075645)
Are very kind souls

And chronic masturbators.

icehog3 11-28-2010 10:40 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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I love an unexpected twist,

VTDragon 11-29-2010 01:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075683)
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I love an unexpected twist,

Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist

TheTraveler 11-29-2010 09:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075683)
I love an unexpected twist,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1076955)
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist

When genuinely surprised

Gophernut 11-30-2010 08:52 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075683)
NEW:

I love an unexpected twist,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1076955)
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1077519)
When genuinely surprised

By the plan I devised,

VTDragon 11-30-2010 02:27 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075683)
NEW:

I love an unexpected twist,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1076955)
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1077519)
When genuinely surprised

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1077875)
By the plan I devised,

It's like getting lucky when just expecting to be kissed

VTDragon 11-30-2010 02:28 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick

icehog3 11-30-2010 03:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1078239)
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick

Many opined that he was quite a prick,

Gophernut 11-30-2010 03:47 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1078239)
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078369)
Many opined that he was quite a prick,

Some say that it's okay,

icehog3 11-30-2010 04:04 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1078239)
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078369)
Many opined that he was quite a prick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1078372)
Some say that it's okay,

It was only "doggie play",

Gophernut 11-30-2010 06:17 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1078239)
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078369)
Many opined that he was quite a prick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1078372)
Some say that it's okay,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078404)
It was only "doggie play",

But even for the NFL that's sick.

Gophernut 11-30-2010 06:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I walk up the stairs and worry,


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