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icehog3 08-16-2011 05:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377493)
NEW:

There once was a man who smoked Nubs

He brought them to some disco clubs,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377493)
There once was a man who smoked Nubs

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377499)
He brought them to some disco clubs,

Said the man at the door ...

icehog3 08-16-2011 05:28 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377493)
NEW:

There once was a man who smoked Nubs

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377499)
He brought them to some disco clubs,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377502)
Said the man at the door ...

That cigar, I abhor,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:40 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377493)
There once was a man who smoked Nubs

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377499)
He brought them to some disco clubs,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377502)
Said the man at the door ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377510)
That cigar, I abhor,

But it quite suits your plug ugly mug.

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:42 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

To dine on foie gras and wine

icehog3 08-16-2011 05:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377536)
NEW:

To dine on foie gras and wine

Some might think is divine,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:47 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377536)
To dine on foie gras and wine

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377542)
Some might think is divine,

But the noob must beware

icehog3 08-16-2011 06:01 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377536)
NEW:

To dine on foie gras and wine

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377542)
Some might think is divine,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377546)
But the noob must beware

Because it isn't that rare,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377536)
To dine on foie gras and wine

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377542)
Some might think is divine,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377546)
But the noob must beware

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377562)
Because it isn't that rare,

For rich foods to shoot through you double-time.

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:
There once was a lady who thought

icehog3 08-16-2011 06:27 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377604)
NEW:
There once was a lady who thought

Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:30 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377604)
There once was a lady who thought

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377608)
Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

'Some sunny day', said he,

icehog3 08-16-2011 06:34 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377604)
NEW:
There once was a lady who thought

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377608)
Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377612)
'Some sunny day', said he,

"I will set my loins free",

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:42 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377604)
There once was a lady who thought

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377608)
Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377612)
'Some sunny day', said he,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377620)
"I will set my loins free",

"And with wonder you'll gaze and say naught!"

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:48 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

When exchanging hot words with a monkey

icehog3 08-16-2011 07:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377653)
NEW:

When exchanging hot words with a monkey

We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 08:17 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377653)
When exchanging hot words with a monkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377694)
We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

He said she was hot

icehog3 08-16-2011 08:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377653)
NEW:

When exchanging hot words with a monkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377694)
We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377796)
He said she was hot

And I said she was not,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 08:32 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377653)
When exchanging hot words with a monkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377694)
We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377796)
He said she was hot

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377802)
And I said she was not,

He kicked me and said 'Google her, chunky!'

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 08:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Some websites defraud or mislead you

VTDragon 08-17-2011 10:39 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377823)
NEW:

Some websites defraud or mislead you

It's just your money they want to accrue

Gophernut 08-17-2011 10:44 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377823)
NEW:

Some websites defraud or mislead you

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1378296)
It's just your money they want to accrue

They say they have that in stock,

Doctorossi 08-17-2011 10:58 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
make your payment a lock,

VTDragon 08-23-2011 10:46 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377823)
NEW:
Some websites defraud or mislead you

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1378296)
It's just your money they want to accrue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1378308)
They say they have that in stock,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1378319)
make your payment a lock,

Then backorder it, so your just screwed.

VTDragon 08-23-2011 10:47 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
There once was a footballer named Haynesworth,

Gophernut 08-23-2011 11:42 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1383340)
New:
There once was a footballer named Haynesworth,

Who was troubled because of his girth,

icehog3 08-23-2011 01:13 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1383340)
New:
There once was a footballer named Haynesworth,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1383417)
Who was troubled because of his girth,

Extra portions abound,

Gophernut 08-23-2011 05:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1383340)
New:
There once was a footballer named Haynesworth,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1383417)
Who was troubled because of his girth,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1383555)
Extra portions abound,

And his new team has found,

icehog3 08-23-2011 05:28 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1383340)
New:
There once was a footballer named Haynesworth,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1383417)
Who was troubled because of his girth,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1383555)
Extra portions abound,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1383911)
And his new team has found,

They paid millions more than his worth.

icehog3 08-23-2011 05:29 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I was in Tibet, riding a llama,

Gophernut 08-23-2011 05:30 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1383922)
NEW:

I was in Tibet, riding a llama,

When reading he would pause at a comma,

icehog3 08-23-2011 11:24 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1383922)
NEW:

I was in Tibet, riding a llama,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1383926)
When reading he would pause at a comma,

And though it's hard to admit,

VTDragon 08-24-2011 08:52 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1383922)
NEW:

I was in Tibet, riding a llama,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1383926)
When reading he would pause at a comma,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1384543)
And though it's hard to admit,

I came to enjoy the llama spit,

icehog3 08-24-2011 02:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1383922)
NEW:

I was in Tibet, riding a llama,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1383926)
When reading he would pause at a comma,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1384543)
And though it's hard to admit,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1384864)
I came to enjoy the llama spit,

But I still ain't that llama's Mama.

icehog3 08-24-2011 02:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

For some rockers, 27 seems to be the age,

VTDragon 09-13-2011 10:38 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1385348)
NEW:

For some rockers, 27 seems to be the age,

When they finally make more than minimum wage

VTDragon 09-27-2011 02:34 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1385348)
NEW:

For some rockers, 27 seems to be the age,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1406726)
When they finally make more than minimum wage

Too bad their most creative years are gone

icehog3 09-27-2011 04:27 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1385348)
NEW:

For some rockers, 27 seems to be the age,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1406726)
When they finally make more than minimum wage

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1422561)
Too bad their most creative years are gone

Mostly wasted with a bong,

VTDragon 10-03-2011 10:11 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1385348)
NEW:

For some rockers, 27 seems to be the age,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1406726)
When they finally make more than minimum wage

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1422561)
Too bad their most creative years are gone

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1422666)
Mostly wasted with a bong,

Now they just go through the motions onstage.

VTDragon 10-03-2011 10:12 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New;

I once smoked a stogie so bad,

icehog3 10-03-2011 12:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1427668)
New;

I once smoked a stogie so bad,

It made all of my tastebuds mad,

Gophernut 10-03-2011 02:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1427668)
New;

I once smoked a stogie so bad,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1427800)
It made all of my tastebuds mad,

From the first puff they were in pain,

icehog3 10-03-2011 04:11 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1427668)
New;

I once smoked a stogie so bad,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1427800)
It made all of my tastebuds mad,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1427955)
From the first puff they were in pain,

I thought they'd gone insane,

VTDragon 10-12-2011 08:37 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1427668)
New;

I once smoked a stogie so bad,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1427800)
It made all of my tastebuds mad,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1427955)
From the first puff they were in pain,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1428107)
I thought they'd gone insane,

No more smoking gifts from women, no matter how scantilly clad.

VTDragon 10-12-2011 08:40 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:

Leaves are changing color, a sure sign of fall,

icehog3 10-12-2011 09:06 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1437885)
new:

Leaves are changing color, a sure sign of fall,

Hoping the Tigers get a ticket to the ball,

Gophernut 10-12-2011 10:00 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1437885)
new:

Leaves are changing color, a sure sign of fall,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1437918)
Hoping the Tigers get a ticket to the ball,

Rest assured the Rangers will have a say,

icehog3 10-12-2011 02:09 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1437885)
new:

Leaves are changing color, a sure sign of fall,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1437918)
Hoping the Tigers get a ticket to the ball,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1437981)
Rest assured the Rangers will have a say,

Hopefully by a goose egg they lay,

VTDragon 10-21-2011 02:10 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1437885)
new:

Leaves are changing color, a sure sign of fall,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1437918)
Hoping the Tigers get a ticket to the ball,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1437981)
Rest assured the Rangers will have a say,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1438221)
Hopefully by a goose egg they lay,

Alas, Rangers and Cards play out the finale in baseball.

VTDragon 10-21-2011 02:11 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New,

Like all threads, this one is going stale


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