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icehog3 07-01-2011 01:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1319794)
new:

A long weekend is about to begin,
Think I will slip some dame a Mickey Finn,

VTDragon 07-05-2011 09:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1319794)
new:

A long weekend is about to begin,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1319818)
Think I will slip some dame a Mickey Finn,
Fireworks are what I want to see,

icehog3 07-05-2011 10:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1319794)
new:

A long weekend is about to begin,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1319818)
Think I will slip some dame a Mickey Finn,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1323607)
Fireworks are what I want to see,
Or Major Captain Silly's sklee,

VTDragon 07-06-2011 11:05 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1319794)
new:
A long weekend is about to begin,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1319818)
Think I will slip some dame a Mickey Finn,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1323607)
Fireworks are what I want to see,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1323696)
Or Major Captain Silly's sklee,
But a drink and a smoke are enough to make me grin.

VTDragon 07-06-2011 11:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
The Major League All Star beak is upon us,

icehog3 07-06-2011 02:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1325387)
New:
The Major League All Star beak is upon us,
C.C. Sabathia should be there, to be honest,

VTDragon 07-11-2011 12:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1325387)
New:
The Major League All Star beak is upon us,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1325640)
C.C. Sabathia should be there, to be honest,
Seems lots of Stars have called in sick,

icehog3 07-11-2011 02:30 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1325387)
New:
The Major League All Star beak is upon us,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1325640)
C.C. Sabathia should be there, to be honest,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1332170)
Seems lots of Stars have called in sick,
Aramis Ramirez said "**** this chit",

Gophernut 07-12-2011 12:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1325387)
New:
The Major League All Star beak is upon us,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1325640)
C.C. Sabathia should be there, to be honest,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1332170)
Seems lots of Stars have called in sick,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1332334)
Aramis Ramirez said "**** this chit",
Some peoples egos are humongous!

Gophernut 07-12-2011 12:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Cano's winning pitcher was his dad,

Doctorossi 07-12-2011 02:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and that father is proud of his lad.

VTDragon 07-15-2011 12:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1333730)
New:
Cano's winning pitcher was his dad,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1333848)
and that father is proud of his lad.
All Stars both, they represent baseball well,

VTDragon 07-19-2011 12:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1333730)
New:
Cano's winning pitcher was his dad,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1333848)
and that father is proud of his lad.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1337318)
All Stars both, they represent baseball well,
Dad's making sure that son's head doesn't swell.

VTDragon 07-22-2011 10:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1333730)
New:
Cano's winning pitcher was his dad,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1333848)
and that father is proud of his lad.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1337318)
All Stars both, they represent baseball well,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1342375)
Dad's making sure that son's head doesn't swell.
No one seemed to like this subject, that's too bad.

VTDragon 07-22-2011 10:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

It once was so hot in the Northeast,

Doctorossi 07-22-2011 11:09 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
102 Fahrenheit, at the least.

icehog3 07-22-2011 08:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1346502)
New:

It once was so hot in the Northeast,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1346513)
102 Fahrenheit, at the least.
My wrappers did split,

VTDragon 07-25-2011 10:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1346502)
New:

It once was so hot in the Northeast,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1346513)
102 Fahrenheit, at the least.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1347001)
My wrappers did split,
My feet swelled, my pores sweat and all I did was sit,

VTDragon 08-01-2011 02:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1346502)
New:

It once was so hot in the Northeast,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1346513)
102 Fahrenheit, at the least.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1347001)
My wrappers did split,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1348942)
My feet swelled, my pores sweat and all I did was sit,
I still sweat so much that I looked to be greased.

VTDragon 08-01-2011 02:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:
Training camps have opened for football,

Doctorossi 08-01-2011 03:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
but Randy Moss didn't answer the call.

Mikess 08-01-2011 03:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Waiting for that first Thursdays game

icehog3 08-01-2011 03:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1356700)
new:
Training camps have opened for football,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1356711)
but Randy Moss didn't answer the call.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikess (Post 1356715)
Waiting for that first Thursdays game
Ochocinco is so lame,

Gophernut 08-01-2011 04:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1356700)
new:
Training camps have opened for football,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1356711)
but Randy Moss didn't answer the call.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikess (Post 1356715)
Waiting for that first Thursdays game
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1356742)
Ochocinco is so lame,
Neither he or Moss will join the Hall.

Gophernut 08-01-2011 04:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

My lawn is now a foot high,

icehog3 08-01-2011 04:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1356780)
NEW:

My lawn is now a foot high,
I just look out my window and sigh,

Doctorossi 08-01-2011 06:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Then I mix up a cocktail,

icehog3 08-01-2011 10:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1356780)
NEW:

My lawn is now a foot high,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1356782)
I just look out my window and sigh,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1356927)
Then I mix up a cocktail,
Set my motivation to "fail",

VTDragon 08-02-2011 01:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1356780)
NEW:

My lawn is now a foot high,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1356782)
I just look out my window and sigh,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1356927)
Then I mix up a cocktail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357165)
Set my motivation to "fail",
Take a drink and remember when the snow was up to my thigh.

VTDragon 08-02-2011 01:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

icehog3 08-02-2011 01:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

Doctorossi 08-02-2011 01:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I can't fish in a golf cart,

icehog3 08-02-2011 04:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357845)
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1357851)
I can't fish in a golf cart,
Or putt with a fish part,

VTDragon 08-15-2011 12:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357845)
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1357851)
I can't fish in a golf cart,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1358124)
Or putt with a fish part,
I wonder which would be chosen by Captain Kirk?

VTDragon 08-15-2011 12:58 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Back from vacation, I had a good time,

irratebass 08-15-2011 01:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1375398)
New:
Back from vacation, I had a good time,
Had the Tequila, had the lime

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 01:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
But I'm working this morning,

icehog3 08-15-2011 02:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1375398)
New:
Back from vacation, I had a good time,
Quote:
Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1375410)
Had the Tequila, had the lime
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1375426)
But I'm working this morning,
And my desk, I'm adorning,

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 08:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
While dreaming of smoking a Sublime.

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 08:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I saw a man sit on a stump

icehog3 08-15-2011 08:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375967)
NEW:

I saw a man sit on a stump
This fella seemed quite the chump,

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 08:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
His eyebrows were missing

icehog3 08-15-2011 08:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375967)
NEW:

I saw a man sit on a stump
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1375971)
This fella seemed quite the chump,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375994)
His eyebrows were missing
Most likely from pissing,

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 09:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
on the fire that was toasting his rump!

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 09:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

icehog3 08-15-2011 11:03 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

VTDragon 08-16-2011 08:25 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376299)
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,
Revenge from an old client perhaps?

icehog3 08-16-2011 08:54 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376299)
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1376737)
Revenge from an old client perhaps?
Taking a bit too much off too many chaps,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Then seen with their wives all a'kissing.

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

There once was a man who smoked Nubs


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