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icehog3 07-01-2011 01:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1319794)
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A long weekend is about to begin,

Think I will slip some dame a Mickey Finn,

VTDragon 07-05-2011 09:24 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1319794)
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A long weekend is about to begin,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1319818)
Think I will slip some dame a Mickey Finn,

Fireworks are what I want to see,

icehog3 07-05-2011 10:50 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1319794)
new:

A long weekend is about to begin,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1319818)
Think I will slip some dame a Mickey Finn,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1323607)
Fireworks are what I want to see,

Or Major Captain Silly's sklee,

VTDragon 07-06-2011 11:05 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1319794)
new:
A long weekend is about to begin,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1319818)
Think I will slip some dame a Mickey Finn,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1323607)
Fireworks are what I want to see,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1323696)
Or Major Captain Silly's sklee,

But a drink and a smoke are enough to make me grin.

VTDragon 07-06-2011 11:08 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
The Major League All Star beak is upon us,

icehog3 07-06-2011 02:07 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1325387)
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The Major League All Star beak is upon us,

C.C. Sabathia should be there, to be honest,

VTDragon 07-11-2011 12:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1325387)
New:
The Major League All Star beak is upon us,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1325640)
C.C. Sabathia should be there, to be honest,

Seems lots of Stars have called in sick,

icehog3 07-11-2011 02:30 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1325387)
New:
The Major League All Star beak is upon us,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1325640)
C.C. Sabathia should be there, to be honest,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1332170)
Seems lots of Stars have called in sick,

Aramis Ramirez said "**** this chit",

Gophernut 07-12-2011 12:50 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1325387)
New:
The Major League All Star beak is upon us,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1325640)
C.C. Sabathia should be there, to be honest,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1332170)
Seems lots of Stars have called in sick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1332334)
Aramis Ramirez said "**** this chit",

Some peoples egos are humongous!

Gophernut 07-12-2011 12:50 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Cano's winning pitcher was his dad,

Doctorossi 07-12-2011 02:17 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and that father is proud of his lad.

VTDragon 07-15-2011 12:32 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1333730)
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Cano's winning pitcher was his dad,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1333848)
and that father is proud of his lad.

All Stars both, they represent baseball well,

VTDragon 07-19-2011 12:40 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1333730)
New:
Cano's winning pitcher was his dad,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1333848)
and that father is proud of his lad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1337318)
All Stars both, they represent baseball well,

Dad's making sure that son's head doesn't swell.

VTDragon 07-22-2011 10:55 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1333730)
New:
Cano's winning pitcher was his dad,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1333848)
and that father is proud of his lad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1337318)
All Stars both, they represent baseball well,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1342375)
Dad's making sure that son's head doesn't swell.

No one seemed to like this subject, that's too bad.

VTDragon 07-22-2011 10:57 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

It once was so hot in the Northeast,

Doctorossi 07-22-2011 11:09 AM

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102 Fahrenheit, at the least.

icehog3 07-22-2011 08:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1346502)
New:

It once was so hot in the Northeast,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1346513)
102 Fahrenheit, at the least.

My wrappers did split,

VTDragon 07-25-2011 10:16 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1346502)
New:

It once was so hot in the Northeast,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1346513)
102 Fahrenheit, at the least.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1347001)
My wrappers did split,

My feet swelled, my pores sweat and all I did was sit,

VTDragon 08-01-2011 02:48 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1346502)
New:

It once was so hot in the Northeast,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1346513)
102 Fahrenheit, at the least.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1347001)
My wrappers did split,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1348942)
My feet swelled, my pores sweat and all I did was sit,

I still sweat so much that I looked to be greased.

VTDragon 08-01-2011 02:49 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:
Training camps have opened for football,

Doctorossi 08-01-2011 03:01 PM

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but Randy Moss didn't answer the call.

Mikess 08-01-2011 03:05 PM

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Waiting for that first Thursdays game

icehog3 08-01-2011 03:31 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1356700)
new:
Training camps have opened for football,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1356711)
but Randy Moss didn't answer the call.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikess (Post 1356715)
Waiting for that first Thursdays game

Ochocinco is so lame,

Gophernut 08-01-2011 04:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1356700)
new:
Training camps have opened for football,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1356711)
but Randy Moss didn't answer the call.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikess (Post 1356715)
Waiting for that first Thursdays game

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1356742)
Ochocinco is so lame,

Neither he or Moss will join the Hall.

Gophernut 08-01-2011 04:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

My lawn is now a foot high,

icehog3 08-01-2011 04:19 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1356780)
NEW:

My lawn is now a foot high,

I just look out my window and sigh,

Doctorossi 08-01-2011 06:34 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Then I mix up a cocktail,

icehog3 08-01-2011 10:42 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1356780)
NEW:

My lawn is now a foot high,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1356782)
I just look out my window and sigh,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1356927)
Then I mix up a cocktail,

Set my motivation to "fail",

VTDragon 08-02-2011 01:34 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1356780)
NEW:

My lawn is now a foot high,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1356782)
I just look out my window and sigh,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1356927)
Then I mix up a cocktail,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357165)
Set my motivation to "fail",

Take a drink and remember when the snow was up to my thigh.

VTDragon 08-02-2011 01:37 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

icehog3 08-02-2011 01:38 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

Doctorossi 08-02-2011 01:46 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I can't fish in a golf cart,

icehog3 08-02-2011 04:40 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357845)
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1357851)
I can't fish in a golf cart,

Or putt with a fish part,

VTDragon 08-15-2011 12:57 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357845)
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1357851)
I can't fish in a golf cart,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1358124)
Or putt with a fish part,

I wonder which would be chosen by Captain Kirk?

VTDragon 08-15-2011 12:58 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Back from vacation, I had a good time,

irratebass 08-15-2011 01:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1375398)
New:
Back from vacation, I had a good time,

Had the Tequila, had the lime

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 01:07 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
But I'm working this morning,

icehog3 08-15-2011 02:04 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1375398)
New:
Back from vacation, I had a good time,

Quote:

Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1375410)
Had the Tequila, had the lime

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1375426)
But I'm working this morning,

And my desk, I'm adorning,

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 08:08 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
While dreaming of smoking a Sublime.

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 08:08 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I saw a man sit on a stump

icehog3 08-15-2011 08:12 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375967)
NEW:

I saw a man sit on a stump

This fella seemed quite the chump,

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 08:22 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
His eyebrows were missing

icehog3 08-15-2011 08:24 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375967)
NEW:

I saw a man sit on a stump

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1375971)
This fella seemed quite the chump,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375994)
His eyebrows were missing

Most likely from pissing,

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 09:27 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
on the fire that was toasting his rump!

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 09:28 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

icehog3 08-15-2011 11:03 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

VTDragon 08-16-2011 08:25 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376299)
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

Revenge from an old client perhaps?

icehog3 08-16-2011 08:54 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
NEW:

A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376299)
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1376737)
Revenge from an old client perhaps?

Taking a bit too much off too many chaps,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:21 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Then seen with their wives all a'kissing.

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:22 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

There once was a man who smoked Nubs


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