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VTDragon 06-01-2011 12:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1276921)
New:
Red Sox hitters are finally awake,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1276926)
The Cubs and the Tigers, the BoSox did bake,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1279823)
They completed the trip from last place to first
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1279870)
Without playing the Twins whose record is worst,
But now they are stumbling again, they make my head ache!

VTDragon 06-01-2011 12:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New: (changing sports)
Boston has Stanley Cup fever,

icehog3 06-01-2011 02:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1281043)
New: (changing sports)
Boston has Stanley Cup fever,
Hope they skin that Canadian beaver,

Gophernut 06-02-2011 05:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1281043)
New: (changing sports)
Boston has Stanley Cup fever,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1281129)
Hope they skin that Canadian beaver,
Do Burrows and the Canucks have enough bite to win?

icehog3 06-02-2011 09:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1281043)
New: (changing sports)
Boston has Stanley Cup fever,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1281129)
Hope they skin that Canadian beaver,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1281839)
Do Burrows and the Canucks have enough bite to win?
Or will Bieksa lose that stupid grin,

Gophernut 06-02-2011 12:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1281043)
New: (changing sports)
Boston has Stanley Cup fever,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1281129)
Hope they skin that Canadian beaver,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1281839)
Do Burrows and the Canucks have enough bite to win?
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1282019)
Or will Bieksa lose that stupid grin,
The Bruins get the cup, Canucks: Justin Bieber

Gophernut 06-02-2011 12:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:
Too nice outside to go to work,

icehog3 06-02-2011 03:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1282202)
NEW:
Too nice outside to go to work,
I skipped it too, am I a jerk?

Gophernut 06-04-2011 09:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1282202)
NEW:
Too nice outside to go to work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1282370)
I skipped it too, am I a jerk?
All work and no play makes one a dull boy,

icehog3 06-04-2011 09:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1282202)
NEW:
Too nice outside to go to work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1282370)
I skipped it too, am I a jerk?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1284585)
All work and no play makes one a dull boy,
So though it may seem an evil ploy,

Sherlockholms 06-04-2011 09:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
It's going to be a hot day.

icehog3 06-04-2011 12:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sherlockholms (Post 1284606)
It's going to be a hot day.
Line #5 needs to rhyme with "work" and "jerk". ;)

icehog3 06-04-2011 12:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1282202)
NEW:
Too nice outside to go to work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1282370)
I skipped it too, am I a jerk?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1284585)
All work and no play makes one a dull boy,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1284602)
So though it may seem an evil ploy,
______________________________________?

VTDragon 06-06-2011 08:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Since no one else wants it...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1282202)
NEW:
Too nice outside to go to work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1282370)
I skipped it too, am I a jerk?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1284585)
All work and no play makes one a dull boy,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1284602)
So though it may seem an evil ploy,
Today, my duties I will shirk.

VTDragon 06-06-2011 08:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I like summer when girls wear lots less clothes,

icehog3 06-06-2011 08:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1286989)
New:

I like summer when girls wear lots less clothes,
Less fabric means more skin shows,

Gophernut 06-07-2011 10:29 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1286989)
New:

I like summer when girls wear lots less clothes,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1287003)
Less fabric means more skin shows,
Bikinis, and shortie shorts mean lots more to see,

icehog3 06-07-2011 10:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1286989)
New:

I like summer when girls wear lots less clothes,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1287003)
Less fabric means more skin shows,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1287550)
Bikinis, and shortie shorts mean lots more to see,
It's making me loony, can't you see,

VTDragon 06-07-2011 11:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1286989)
New:

I like summer when girls wear lots less clothes,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1287003)
Less fabric means more skin shows,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1287550)
Bikinis, and shortie shorts mean lots more to see,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1287562)
It's making me loony, can't you see,
I especially like seeing those who strike a pose.

VTDragon 06-07-2011 11:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:

There once was a man who went fishing,

cmitch 06-07-2011 11:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1287586)
new:

There once was a man who went fishing,
a big bite and his line goes swishing

Gophernut 06-07-2011 03:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1287586)
new:

There once was a man who went fishing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1287589)
a big bite and his line goes swishing
He pulls up hard on his pole,

VTDragon 06-08-2011 07:26 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1287586)
new:

There once was a man who went fishing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1287589)
a big bite and his line goes swishing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1287840)
He pulls up hard on his pole,
And hooks onto an evil old Troll

Gophernut 06-08-2011 08:12 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1287586)
new:

There once was a man who went fishing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1287589)
a big bite and his line goes swishing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1287840)
He pulls up hard on his pole,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1288415)
And hooks onto an evil old Troll
Not the Mermaid for which he'd been wishing.

Gophernut 06-08-2011 08:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The weather is getting awfully hot,

icehog3 06-08-2011 08:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1288461)
New:

The weather is getting awfully hot,
I think heat stroke is what I've got,

VTDragon 06-08-2011 09:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1288461)
New:

The weather is getting awfully hot,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1288464)
I think heat stroke is what I've got,
My Cuban tastes like a Dutch Master,

icehog3 06-08-2011 10:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1288461)
New:

The weather is getting awfully hot,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1288464)
I think heat stroke is what I've got,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1288560)
My Cuban tastes like a Dutch Master,
And the heat makes me smoke faster,

VTDragon 06-10-2011 10:06 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1288461)
New:

The weather is getting awfully hot,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1288464)
I think heat stroke is what I've got,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1288560)
My Cuban tastes like a Dutch Master,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1288626)
And the heat makes me smoke faster,
If only I could cool off and relax on a yacht.

VTDragon 06-10-2011 10:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

There once was a handsome Cigar Smoker,

icehog3 06-10-2011 01:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1290996)
New:

There once was a handsome Cigar Smoker,
On the board, he used the name "poker",

VTDragon 06-12-2011 04:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1290996)
New:

There once was a handsome Cigar Smoker,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1291198)
On the board, he used the name "poker",
Part of the team of eleven, he helped make this site,

VTDragon 06-17-2011 12:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1290996)
New:

There once was a handsome Cigar Smoker,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1291198)
On the board, he used the name "poker",
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1293861)
Part of the team of eleven, he helped make this site,
Was he a generous guy, or just high as a kite?

Gophernut 06-18-2011 10:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1290996)
New:

There once was a handsome Cigar Smoker,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1291198)
On the board, he used the name "poker",
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1293861)
Part of the team of eleven, he helped make this site,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1300987)
Was he a generous guy, or just high as a kite?
We certainly know he's a joker.

Gophernut 06-18-2011 10:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:
Canucks fans burned cars after game seven,

icehog3 06-18-2011 10:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1302417)
NEW:
Canucks fans burned cars after game seven,
How many did Luongo give up - Eleven?,

VTDragon 06-27-2011 02:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1302417)
NEW:
Canucks fans burned cars after game seven,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1302440)
How many did Luongo give up - Eleven?,
Vancouver just could not stand to win,

icehog3 06-27-2011 03:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1302417)
NEW:
Canucks fans burned cars after game seven,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1302440)
How many did Luongo give up - Eleven?,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1313825)
Vancouver just could not stand to win,
But to the Vancouver Polices' chagrin,

Gophernut 06-28-2011 12:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1302417)
NEW:
Canucks fans burned cars after game seven,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1302440)
How many did Luongo give up - Eleven?,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1313825)
Vancouver just could not stand to win,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1313886)
But to the Vancouver Polices' chagrin,
The rioters behaved like hell, not heaven.

Gophernut 06-28-2011 12:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Soon it will be Independence Day,

icehog3 06-28-2011 01:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1315332)
New:

Soon it will be Independence Day,
Our ancestors fought for the American Way,

VTDragon 06-29-2011 06:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1315332)
New:

Soon it will be Independence Day,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1315416)
Our ancestors fought for the American Way,
They crafted Freedom's docs in smoke filled rooms,

icehog3 06-29-2011 11:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1315332)
New:

Soon it will be Independence Day,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1315416)
Our ancestors fought for the American Way,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1317427)
They crafted Freedom's docs in smoke filled rooms,
Then sent countless Red Coats to their tombs,

Gophernut 06-30-2011 02:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1315332)
New:

Soon it will be Independence Day,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1315416)
Our ancestors fought for the American Way,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1317427)
They crafted Freedom's docs in smoke filled rooms,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1317888)
Then sent countless Red Coats to their tombs,
Thank you for the freedoms is what we should say.

Gophernut 06-30-2011 02:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

It's beautiful out and my boss is gone,

icehog3 06-30-2011 02:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1318492)
New:

It's beautiful out and my boss is gone,
I'll smoke a cigar to honor Vince Vaughn,

area51 06-30-2011 03:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Then crash some weddings

icehog3 06-30-2011 06:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1318492)
New:

It's beautiful out and my boss is gone,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1318497)
I'll smoke a cigar to honor Vince Vaughn,
Quote:
Originally Posted by area51 (Post 1318522)
Then crash some weddings
With Otis Redding,

VTDragon 07-01-2011 01:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1318492)
New:

It's beautiful out and my boss is gone,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1318497)
I'll smoke a cigar to honor Vince Vaughn,
Quote:
Originally Posted by area51 (Post 1318522)
Then crash some weddings
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1318699)
With Otis Redding,
And the party will go on till dawn.

VTDragon 07-01-2011 01:29 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:

A long weekend is about to begin,


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