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Gophernut 05-01-2011 07:52 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Next Sunday is Mother's Day,

icehog3 05-01-2011 09:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251360)
NEW:

Next Sunday is Mother's Day,

I'd hug my Mom if there was a way,

Gophernut 05-01-2011 09:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251360)
NEW:

Next Sunday is Mother's Day,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1251428)
I'd hug my Mom if there was a way,

Be sure to thank those bringers of life,

icehog3 05-01-2011 09:22 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251360)
NEW:

Next Sunday is Mother's Day,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1251428)
I'd hug my Mom if there was a way,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251461)
Be sure to thank those bringers of life,

Your mother, your sister, your wife,

Gophernut 05-01-2011 09:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251360)
NEW:

Next Sunday is Mother's Day,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1251428)
I'd hug my Mom if there was a way,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251461)
Be sure to thank those bringers of life,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1251467)
Your mother, your sister, your wife,

Mom, I love you is what I'll say

Gophernut 05-01-2011 09:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Osama Bin Laden is finally dead,

icehog3 05-01-2011 09:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251493)
New:

Osama Bin Laden is finally dead,

A single tear, I wll not shed,

Fordman4ever 05-02-2011 05:42 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251493)
New:

Osama Bin Laden is finally dead,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1251494)
A single tear, I wll not shed,

I hope Osama rots in hell,

Gophernut 05-02-2011 10:27 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251493)
New:

Osama Bin Laden is finally dead,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1251494)
A single tear, I wll not shed,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1251694)
I hope Osama rots in hell,

With nary a virgin in his cell,

icehog3 05-02-2011 01:43 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251493)
New:

Osama Bin Laden is finally dead,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1251494)
A single tear, I wll not shed,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1251694)
I hope Osama rots in hell,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1251877)
With nary a virgin in his cell,

And only bacon shall he be fed.

icehog3 05-02-2011 01:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

NHL playoffs are in the second round,

kugie 05-02-2011 02:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252047)
NEW:

NHL playoffs are in the second round,

The Blackhawks are putting there clubs on the ground

icehog3 05-02-2011 03:22 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252047)
NEW:

NHL playoffs are in the second round,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1252119)
The Blackhawks are putting there clubs on the ground

Soon the Flyers will advance,

Gophernut 05-02-2011 03:59 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252047)
NEW:

NHL playoffs are in the second round,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1252119)
The Blackhawks are putting there clubs on the ground

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252175)
Soon the Flyers will advance,

If Boucher can snap out of his trance,

icehog3 05-02-2011 04:01 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252047)
NEW:

NHL playoffs are in the second round,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1252119)
The Blackhawks are putting there clubs on the ground

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252175)
Soon the Flyers will advance,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1252201)
If Boucher can snap out of his trance,

Then the Boston Bruins they will pound.

icehog3 05-02-2011 04:01 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

It is about time to mow the lawn,

Fordman4ever 05-02-2011 04:04 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252204)
NEW:

It is about time to mow the lawn,

I'll do it after my nap, yawn.

kugie 05-02-2011 05:28 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252203)
Then the Boston Bruins they will pound.


Nice :tu :D

kugie 05-02-2011 05:29 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1252205)
I'll do it after my nap, yawn.

The Weeds they Are a growing.

icehog3 05-02-2011 08:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252204)
NEW:

It is about time to mow the lawn,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1252205)
I'll do it after my nap, yawn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1252258)
The Weeds they Are a growing.

At least it's all done snowing,

Gophernut 05-03-2011 08:40 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252204)
NEW:

It is about time to mow the lawn,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1252205)
I'll do it after my nap, yawn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1252258)
The Weeds they Are a growing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1252447)
At least it's all done snowing,

My neighbors like when I start at dawn.

Gophernut 05-03-2011 08:41 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
There is something new in the air,

Fordman4ever 05-03-2011 04:14 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1252749)
New:
There is something new in the air,

does that smell like burnt hair,

icehog3 05-07-2011 10:14 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1252749)
New:
There is something new in the air,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1253109)
does that smell like burnt hair,

Or is it sweet like a cigar,

Gophernut 05-12-2011 12:16 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1252749)
New:
There is something new in the air,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1253109)
does that smell like burnt hair,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1256592)
Or is it sweet like a cigar,

Maybe the scent of fresh tar?

VTDragon 05-14-2011 01:39 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1252749)
New:
There is something new in the air,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1253109)
does that smell like burnt hair,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1256592)
Or is it sweet like a cigar,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1260451)
Maybe the scent of fresh tar?

Really officer, that's just Oregeno, I swear.

VTDragon 05-14-2011 01:41 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New,
Tim Thomas leads Bruins into next round,

Gophernut 05-14-2011 04:04 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1262583)
New,
Tim Thomas leads Bruins into next round,

Standing on his head, he continues to astound,

icehog3 05-14-2011 05:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1262583)
New,
Tim Thomas leads Bruins into next round,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1262681)
Standing on his head, he continues to astound,

But Marty St. Louis,

kugie 05-14-2011 06:21 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1262583)
New,
Tim Thomas leads Bruins into next round,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1262681)
Standing on his head, he continues to astound,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1262738)
But Marty St. Louis,

Pooped his pants a went Pee pees

icehog3 05-14-2011 07:03 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1262583)
New,
Tim Thomas leads Bruins into next round,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1262681)
Standing on his head, he continues to astound,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1262738)
But Marty St. Louis,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1262792)
Pooped his pants a went Pee pees

But the 3rd line Bolts, they did pound. ;)

icehog3 05-14-2011 07:03 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Tomorrow brings the Sharks and the 'Nucks,

Gophernut 05-15-2011 05:12 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1262838)
NEW:

Tomorrow brings the Sharks and the 'Nucks,

Niemi and Luongo will be facing some pucks,

Fordman4ever 05-15-2011 07:40 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1262838)
NEW:

Tomorrow brings the Sharks and the 'Nucks,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1263168)
Niemi and Luongo will be facing some pucks,

I really hope there's lot of fights

icehog3 05-15-2011 08:14 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1262838)
NEW:

Tomorrow brings the Sharks and the 'Nucks,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1263168)
Niemi and Luongo will be facing some pucks,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1263218)
I really hope there's lot of fights

And Pavelski with the twine in his sights,

Gophernut 05-17-2011 03:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1262838)
NEW:

Tomorrow brings the Sharks and the 'Nucks,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1263168)
Niemi and Luongo will be facing some pucks,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1263218)
I really hope there's lot of fights

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1263282)
And Pavelski with the twine in his sights,

It's great hockey and my team sucks.

Gophernut 05-17-2011 03:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

40 pounds down and 20 to go,

icehog3 05-17-2011 04:41 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1265923)
New:

40 pounds down and 20 to go,

A great accomplishment, I'll have you know,

Fordman4ever 05-17-2011 08:15 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1265923)
New:

40 pounds down and 20 to go,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1266005)
A great accomplishment, I'll have you know,

in the end its always worth it,

Gophernut 05-18-2011 09:02 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1265923)
New:

40 pounds down and 20 to go,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1266005)
A great accomplishment, I'll have you know,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1266209)
in the end its always worth it,

More energy and old clothes now fit,

VTDragon 05-22-2011 09:15 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1265923)
New:

40 pounds down and 20 to go,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1266005)
A great accomplishment, I'll have you know,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1266209)
in the end its always worth it,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1266661)
More energy and old clothes now fit,

Feeling great and positively aglow

VTDragon 05-22-2011 09:17 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Playing some golf now that winter is gone,

icehog3 05-22-2011 09:22 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1271481)
Playing some golf now that winter is gone,

Playing Augusta with Mr. Vince Vaughn,

Gophernut 05-23-2011 11:35 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1271481)
Playing some golf now that winter is gone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1271488)
Playing Augusta with Mr. Vince Vaughn,

My putting sucks and the short game needs work,

icehog3 05-23-2011 02:24 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1271481)
Playing some golf now that winter is gone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1271488)
Playing Augusta with Mr. Vince Vaughn,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1272036)
My putting sucks and the short game needs work,

So I took lessons from Navin R. Johnson (The Jerk),

VTDragon 05-27-2011 02:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1271481)
Playing some golf now that winter is gone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1271488)
Playing Augusta with Mr. Vince Vaughn,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1272036)
My putting sucks and the short game needs work,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1272178)
So I took lessons from Navin R. Johnson (The Jerk),

He thought that my game had little finesse and way too much brawn.

VTDragon 05-27-2011 02:03 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Red Sox hitters are finally awake,

icehog3 05-27-2011 02:08 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1276921)
New:
Red Sox hitters are finally awake,

The Cubs and the Tigers, the BoSox did bake,

VTDragon 05-31-2011 10:59 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1276921)
New:
Red Sox hitters are finally awake,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1276926)
The Cubs and the Tigers, the BoSox did bake,

They completed the trip from last place to first

Gophernut 05-31-2011 12:10 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1276921)
New:
Red Sox hitters are finally awake,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1276926)
The Cubs and the Tigers, the BoSox did bake,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1279823)
They completed the trip from last place to first

Without playing the Twins whose record is worst,


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