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markem 10-01-2012 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725707)
Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. Your welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction. :tu
Well, not quite.

"Toxins are poisons produced by some biological function in nature, and venoms are usually defined as toxins that are injected by a bite or sting to cause their effect, while other poisons are generally defined as substances absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin or gut."

So toxins are poisons. Venoms are toxins that are injected. Ergo, a venom is a poison with a specific delivery mechanism, but still a poison at the end of the day.

This pedantry brought to you by the letters H and Q.

icehog3 10-01-2012 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725753)
HAHA! It was more of a science correction anyway. Im horrible at punctuation and grammar :noon
Absolutely you are, that post just proves it even more! :D

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 05:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1725755)
Well, not quite.

"Toxins are poisons produced by some biological function in nature, and venoms are usually defined as toxins that are injected by a bite or sting to cause their effect, while other poisons are generally defined as substances absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin or gut."

So toxins are poisons. Venoms are toxins that are injected. Ergo, a venom is a poison with a specific delivery mechanism, but still a poison at the end of the day.

This pedantry brought to you by the letters H and Q.
You are correct that venom has to be injected and that poisons are toxins, but all toxins are not poisons and venom is not poison, even extracted from a snake it is still called venom as it has to enter the blood stream( which in the end is what they really classify the difference) through an injection.

icehog3 10-01-2012 05:23 PM
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Everything you never wanted to know and more...where's the funny pictures, M************s!!!! :mad: :lr

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 05:25 PM
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http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...94750_460s.jpg

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...99906_460s.jpg

Robulous78 10-01-2012 05:34 PM
Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725771)
You are correct that venom has to be injected and that poisons are toxins, but all toxins are not poisons and venom is not poison, even extracted from a snake it is still called venom as it has to enter the blood stream( which in the end is what they really classify the difference) through an injection.
Tyler Dropping knowledge on the thread...

http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/wp-c...space_fart.jpg

SvilleKid 10-01-2012 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725707)
Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. Your welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction. :tu
Sorry, Bob. I didn't realize I was correcting anything. And I still don't get that from my post. Probably my ignorance of the diff between poison and venom. Hell, down south, we are all ignorant anyway, and pretty much use the two terms interchangeably. That's just us being lazy!

Was it the flamethrower comment? If so, you took that wrong. The flamethrower was meant to be used as an eradication method for that hoard of spiders! My wife would not consider that to be an extreme solution!

Sorry you took offense. None was intended!

Tom..... Sorry, bro. Seems I inadvertently opened a can of worms. Now my butt itches too!

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 06:04 PM
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no offense taken on my end nor meant to offend anyone else I was just messing around, im rarely serious about much of anything. Except cigars! -(P

cjhalbrooks 10-01-2012 06:09 PM
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Hey look pics

cjhalbrooks 10-01-2012 06:10 PM
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Mattso3000 10-01-2012 06:14 PM
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I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...

Robulous78 10-01-2012 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks (Post 1725800)
Hey look pics
Pretty Funny CJ. Japans some crazy people, and I hate to admit it... but I'd be willing to try the Bacon Mayonnaise if it didn't seem so, thick.... lol

cjhalbrooks 10-01-2012 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattso3000 (Post 1725804)
I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...
I wanna try it on a breakfast sandwich

Robulous78 10-01-2012 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks (Post 1725802)
and more
I agree with the gun Joke... but the tanning bed and the "hold on bro" had me floored :r

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 06:24 PM
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http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...KEn3lVt5w2.jpg

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...97740_460s.jpg

cjhalbrooks 10-01-2012 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725815)
Just shoot me.

Robulous78 10-01-2012 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725815)
I'd have to side with CJ... Unless

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WgLqmil7rv.../s320/fart.jpg

Steve 10-01-2012 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1725773)
Everything you never wanted to know and more...where's the funny pictures, M************s!!!! :mad: :lr
http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur...%20Through.gif

Robulous78 10-01-2012 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by steve (Post 1725827)
Nice One Steve, :tu :r

T.G 10-01-2012 06:49 PM
Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattso3000 (Post 1725804)
I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...

Meh. It's not that great, and there's no bacon in it, it's all chemicals. In fact, it's actually kosher.

I guess that's the joke.


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