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Stephen 04-21-2011 05:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

William and Kate are soon to be wed,

icehog3 04-21-2011 09:31 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241413)
NEW:

William and Kate are soon to be wed,
Five years from now William will wish he was dead,

VTDragon 04-23-2011 09:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241413)
NEW:

William and Kate are soon to be wed,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241534)
Five years from now William will wish he was dead,
Kate will still be the darling of all the Brits,

Gophernut 04-25-2011 08:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241413)
NEW:

William and Kate are soon to be wed,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241534)
Five years from now William will wish he was dead,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1243978)
Kate will still be the darling of all the Brits,
To catch a glimpse, some will act like twits,

icehog3 04-25-2011 09:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241413)
NEW:

William and Kate are soon to be wed,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241534)
Five years from now William will wish he was dead,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1243978)
Kate will still be the darling of all the Brits,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245030)
To catch a glimpse, some will act like twits,
Don't they know that those two are both inbred?

icehog3 04-25-2011 09:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

VTDragon 04-25-2011 10:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245110)
NEW:

The Blackhawks came back from the dead,
As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

icehog3 04-25-2011 10:30 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245110)
NEW:

The Blackhawks came back from the dead,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1245179)
As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,
So now there's Game Seven,

Gophernut 04-25-2011 12:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245110)
NEW:

The Blackhawks came back from the dead,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1245179)
As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245188)
So now there's Game Seven,
Luongo may give up eleven,

icehog3 04-25-2011 01:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245110)
NEW:

The Blackhawks came back from the dead,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1245179)
As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245188)
So now there's Game Seven,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245326)
Luongo may give up eleven,
And Western Canadians will chop off Luo's head.

icehog3 04-25-2011 01:36 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I don't wanna work tomorrow,

Gophernut 04-25-2011 02:06 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245360)
NEW:

I don't wanna work tomorrow,
Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

icehog3 04-25-2011 02:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245360)
NEW:

I don't wanna work tomorrow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245395)
Do you have some sick time I could borrow?
I can pay you in cash,

VTDragon 04-25-2011 02:36 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245360)
NEW:

I don't wanna work tomorrow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245395)
Do you have some sick time I could borrow?
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245419)
I can pay you in cash,
Or, perhaps from my stash?

icehog3 04-25-2011 04:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245360)
NEW:

I don't wanna work tomorrow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245395)
Do you have some sick time I could borrow?
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245419)
I can pay you in cash,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1245453)
Or, perhaps from my stash?
If I have to go in I will be filled with sorrow.

icehog3 04-25-2011 04:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

Fordman4ever 04-25-2011 05:56 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245571)
NEW:

I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,
When a fat man came in with a limp,

Brutus2600 04-25-2011 06:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245571)
NEW:

I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1245651)
When a fat man came in with a limp,
I asked what was shakin'

icehog3 04-26-2011 12:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245571)
NEW:

I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1245651)
When a fat man came in with a limp,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1245713)
I asked what was shakin'
He replied "monkey bacon",

Brutus2600 04-26-2011 08:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245571)
NEW:

I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1245651)
When a fat man came in with a limp,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1245713)
I asked what was shakin'
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246009)
He replied "monkey bacon",
Then he floated right off like a blimp

Brutus2600 04-26-2011 08:43 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I'm smoking a PSD four

Fordman4ever 04-26-2011 08:45 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
if i'm not careful, i'll end up on the floor,

Brutus2600 04-26-2011 08:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
So I'll smoke it real slow,

icehog3 04-26-2011 09:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1246191)
New:

I'm smoking a PSD four
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1246194)
if i'm not careful, i'll end up on the floor,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1246197)
So I'll smoke it real slow,
And in the end I will know,

Brutus2600 04-26-2011 10:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1246191)
New:

I'm smoking a PSD four
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1246194)
if i'm not careful, i'll end up on the floor,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1246197)
So I'll smoke it real slow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246271)
And in the end I will know,
That I'll definitely need to get more!

Brutus2600 04-26-2011 10:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

There are too many speedos on the beach,

icehog3 04-26-2011 10:11 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1246281)
New:

There are too many speedos on the beach,
I need to wash my eyes out with bleach,

VTDragon 04-26-2011 02:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1246281)
New:

There are too many speedos on the beach,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246297)
I need to wash my eyes out with bleach,
Or maybe, just drink a lot more,

icehog3 04-26-2011 02:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1246281)
New:

There are too many speedos on the beach,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246297)
I need to wash my eyes out with bleach,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1246571)
Or maybe, just drink a lot more,
To forget the unforgettable eyesore,

Gophernut 04-26-2011 06:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1246281)
New:

There are too many speedos on the beach,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246297)
I need to wash my eyes out with bleach,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1246571)
Or maybe, just drink a lot more,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246574)
To forget the unforgettable eyesore,
To say it's disturbing is no reach.

Gophernut 04-26-2011 06:06 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
I hate when I have to work late,

icehog3 04-26-2011 06:53 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1246828)
New:
I hate when I have to work late,
And don't even get the overtime rate,

VTDragon 04-27-2011 08:20 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1246828)
New:
I hate when I have to work late,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246847)
And don't even get the overtime rate,
It would be better if I could light up a smoke,

Gophernut 04-27-2011 09:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1246828)
New:
I hate when I have to work late,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246847)
And don't even get the overtime rate,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1247318)
It would be better if I could light up a smoke,
But I'd be fired before the first toke,

Fordman4ever 04-27-2011 10:21 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1246828)
New:
I hate when I have to work late,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246847)
And don't even get the overtime rate,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1247318)
It would be better if I could light up a smoke,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1247390)
But I'd be fired before the first toke,
And you know my wife would be Irate

Fordman4ever 04-27-2011 10:22 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I really hate having to study,

VTDragon 04-27-2011 10:35 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1247459)
I really hate having to study,
When I could be out with my buddy,

Gophernut 04-27-2011 11:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1247459)
I really hate having to study,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1247465)
When I could be out with my buddy,
Reading a book instead of drinking a beer,

icehog3 04-27-2011 01:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1247459)
I really hate having to study,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1247465)
When I could be out with my buddy,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1247498)
Reading a book instead of drinking a beer,
Make me want to walk to the end of a pier,

Gophernut 04-27-2011 02:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1247459)
I really hate having to study,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1247465)
When I could be out with my buddy,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1247498)
Reading a book instead of drinking a beer,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1247556)
Make me want to walk to the end of a pier,
This school thing is making me nutty.

Gophernut 04-27-2011 02:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I am coming down with a spring cold,

VTDragon 04-27-2011 02:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1247609)
I am coming down with a spring cold,
Or maybe an alergy from too much cigar mold

icehog3 04-27-2011 04:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1247609)
I am coming down with a spring cold,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1247618)
Or maybe an alergy from too much cigar mold
First I sneeze, then I cough,

Fordman4ever 04-27-2011 05:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1247609)
I am coming down with a spring cold,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1247618)
Or maybe an alergy from too much cigar mold
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1247684)
First I sneeze, then I cough,
the ash from my 'gar falls right off,

Gophernut 04-28-2011 09:35 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1247609)
I am coming down with a spring cold,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1247618)
Or maybe an alergy from too much cigar mold
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1247684)
First I sneeze, then I cough,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1247734)
the ash from my 'gar falls right off,
My nose is raw, this is getting old.

Gophernut 04-28-2011 09:35 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The NFL Draft begins tonight,

Stephen 04-28-2011 09:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1248428)
NEW:

The NFL Draft begins tonight,
Mel Kiper's hair is dy-no-mite!

VTDragon 04-28-2011 12:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1248428)
NEW:

The NFL Draft begins tonight,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1248429)
Mel Kiper's hair is dy-no-mite!
Pundits will declare who won and who lost,

icehog3 04-28-2011 01:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1248428)
NEW:

The NFL Draft begins tonight,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1248429)
Mel Kiper's hair is dy-no-mite!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1248556)
Pundits will declare who won and who lost,
Deals will be made, but at what cost,

Gophernut 05-01-2011 07:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1248428)
NEW:

The NFL Draft begins tonight,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1248429)
Mel Kiper's hair is dy-no-mite!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1248556)
Pundits will declare who won and who lost,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1248600)
Deals will be made, but at what cost,
You can count on the Vikings to screw it up right!


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