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Gophernut 04-13-2011 10:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234520)
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1234684)
cause I rarely have the thyme,
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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1234846)
Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce
So this batch I will have to toss,

icehog3 04-13-2011 10:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234520)
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1234684)
cause I rarely have the thyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1234846)
Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235014)
So this batch I will have to toss,
'Cause eating this crap is a cryme.

icehog3 04-13-2011 10:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I hope that this doesn't sound rude,

Gophernut 04-13-2011 10:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235078)
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I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,

icehog3 04-13-2011 11:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235078)
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I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235081)
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
It's that huge Adam's apple,

Brutus2600 04-13-2011 11:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235078)
NEW:

I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235081)
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235095)
It's that huge Adam's apple,
And with wrestlers she'll grapple,

Gophernut 04-13-2011 12:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235078)
NEW:

I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235081)
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235095)
It's that huge Adam's apple,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1235113)
And with wrestlers she'll grapple,
And she keeps adjusting her junk, that's crude.

Gophernut 04-13-2011 12:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I should probably have said this before,

Fordman4ever 04-13-2011 03:59 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235207)
I should probably have said this before,
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)

icehog3 04-13-2011 04:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235207)
I should probably have said this before,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1235397)
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
She blabbers and yaps,

Gophernut 04-14-2011 08:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235207)
I should probably have said this before,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1235397)
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235437)
She blabbers and yaps,
I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,

icehog3 04-18-2011 03:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235207)
I should probably have said this before,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1235397)
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235437)
She blabbers and yaps,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235945)
I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,
I just don't think I can take any more.

icehog3 04-18-2011 03:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,

Gophernut 04-18-2011 07:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239021)
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Almost May and new snow on the ground,
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,

icehog3 04-18-2011 10:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239021)
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239294)
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
He's wrong more than he's right,

Fordman4ever 04-19-2011 05:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239021)
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239294)
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239419)
He's wrong more than he's right,
'cause it looks like snow tonight,

Gophernut 04-19-2011 09:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239021)
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239294)
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239419)
He's wrong more than he's right,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1239512)
'cause it looks like snow tonight,
When I told my wife, she just frowned.

Gophernut 04-19-2011 09:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,

mariogolbee 04-19-2011 11:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239693)
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,

Gophernut 04-19-2011 12:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239693)
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1239841)
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
The victors like to lift the cup over their head,

icehog3 04-19-2011 01:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239693)
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1239841)
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239859)
The victors like to lift the cup over their head,
29 other teams spend the summer hanging their head,

CigarVolante 04-19-2011 01:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
With an El Presidente tween his thighs

CigarVolante 04-19-2011 01:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick

Brutus2600 04-19-2011 01:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And just hope they don't make me sick,

icehog3 04-19-2011 01:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarVolante (Post 1239907)
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
Sometimes rhyming is a trick,

Brutus2600 04-19-2011 01:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Lol...

I that might've been a response from the first page.

CigarVolante 04-19-2011 01:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1239917)
Lol...

I that might've been a response from the first page.
It was too good to pass up.

Gophernut 04-19-2011 02:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarVolante (Post 1239907)
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1239915)
And just hope they don't make me sick,
Just slow down and don't inhale,

bmagin320 04-19-2011 04:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
or you will puke in a pail

icehog3 04-19-2011 04:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarVolante (Post 1239907)
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1239915)
And just hope they don't make me sick,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239980)
Just slow down and don't inhale,
Quote:
Originally Posted by bmagin320 (Post 1240060)
or you will puke in a pail
And spend the night feeling like a dick.

icehog3 04-19-2011 04:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,

Gophernut 04-19-2011 06:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240066)
NEW:

Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,
It will allow folks to follow along just fine,

icehog3 04-19-2011 06:52 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240066)
NEW:

Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240150)
It will allow folks to follow along just fine,
Otherwise, it gets confusing,

Fordman4ever 04-19-2011 08:03 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240066)
NEW:

Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240150)
It will allow folks to follow along just fine,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240207)
Otherwise, it gets confusing,
The buttons are there for your using

icehog3 04-19-2011 10:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240066)
NEW:

Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240150)
It will allow folks to follow along just fine,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240207)
Otherwise, it gets confusing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1240296)
The buttons are there for your using
So do it, and don't let me hear you whine! :D

icehog3 04-19-2011 10:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,

Gophernut 04-20-2011 05:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240398)
NEW:

Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,
It would certainly be a big change in my life,

jonumberone 04-20-2011 05:32 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240398)
NEW:

Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240542)
It would certainly be a big change in my life,
I think I'd have to leave her

icehog3 04-20-2011 08:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240398)
NEW:

Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240542)
It would certainly be a big change in my life,
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 1240545)
I think I'd have to leave her
With our Golden Retriever,

Brutus2600 04-20-2011 08:05 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240398)
NEW:

Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240542)
It would certainly be a big change in my life,
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 1240545)
I think I'd have to leave her
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240628)
With our Golden Retriever,
'Cuz my stogies and dog are less strife!

Brutus2600 04-20-2011 08:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,

icehog3 04-20-2011 08:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1240634)
New:

Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,
My feet, in the ocean will be soaking,

Brutus2600 04-20-2011 08:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1240634)
New:

Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240639)
My feet, in the ocean will be soaking,
So with a drink in hand,

Fordman4ever 04-20-2011 10:29 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1240634)
New:

Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240639)
My feet, in the ocean will be soaking,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1240644)
So with a drink in hand,
and a cigar with a band,

Gophernut 04-20-2011 02:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1240634)
New:

Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1240639)
My feet, in the ocean will be soaking,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1240644)
So with a drink in hand,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1240735)
and a cigar with a band,
I'll be buying real cubans, no joking.

Gophernut 04-20-2011 02:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The pros may not play football this year,

icehog3 04-20-2011 05:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240960)
NEW:

The pros may not play football this year,
I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,

Stephen 04-20-2011 08:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240960)
NEW:

The pros may not play football this year,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241084)
I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,
It'll really suck if they can't get things worked out,

icehog3 04-20-2011 11:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240960)
NEW:

The pros may not play football this year,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241084)
I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241215)
It'll really suck if they can't get things worked out,
With a cigar and a Guinness, I'll sit and pout,

Stephen 04-21-2011 04:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1240960)
NEW:

The pros may not play football this year,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241084)
I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241215)
It'll really suck if they can't get things worked out,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241342)
With a cigar and a Guinness, I'll sit and pout,
I won't know what to do if I can't watch the Packers kick the Bears in the rear!


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