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markem 05-09-2014 09:08 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Okay, I'm going to use lyrics with the title because this is one cool earworm for us FOGS

Sweet home Alabama

Gonna sing/hum this one all day. Should drive the staff at the library nuts.

Porch Dweller 05-09-2014 09:12 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When you want to get down
Down on the ground...

dave 05-09-2014 09:23 AM

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Thanks, guys. Had to stop by because that stupid-ass Apple commercial 'song' was running on a loop in my head....

Gigantic....Gigantic.....Gigantic.....Gigantic.... .Gigantic.....

Remo 05-09-2014 09:24 AM

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My claws are sharp as ever, so's my eagle eye
somethin's gonna go to ground when this eagle flies

AdamJoshua 05-09-2014 09:35 AM

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Whooo whoooo

This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose

kugie 05-09-2014 10:08 AM

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Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord'll take you away

dave 05-09-2014 10:18 AM

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....................play us a tune
Something to make us all happy
Do anything, take us out of this gloom
Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy

icehog3 05-09-2014 11:45 AM

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There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy

Remo 05-09-2014 12:09 PM

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Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a ticket, was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream...

Porch Dweller 05-09-2014 01:41 PM

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Searching...
Seek and destroy

LasciviousXXX 05-09-2014 01:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1960117)
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate..............

:tu

So whatcha whatcha, whatcha want?

icehog3 05-09-2014 03:47 PM

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And your little Asian friend, she can come if she wants....

kugie 05-09-2014 08:17 PM

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And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?

kugie 05-09-2014 08:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
One more for the evening

Darling, you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be there till the end of time
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

icehog3 05-09-2014 10:46 PM

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Try to understand. Try to understand. Try, try, try to understand....

smokin5 05-09-2014 11:02 PM

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Here's the story of a lovely lady
who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls........

icehog3 05-09-2014 11:30 PM

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Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade

Porch Dweller 05-10-2014 05:24 AM

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Night fever, night fever,
We know how to do it.

icehog3 05-10-2014 08:52 AM

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I was born in a crossfire hurricane....

Porch Dweller 05-10-2014 10:21 AM

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I drink enough whiskey
To float a battleship around

icehog3 05-10-2014 03:59 PM

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I've got one more silver dollar.....

Porch Dweller 05-10-2014 04:27 PM

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Well I'm standin' next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge o' my hand.

nutcracker 05-10-2014 05:45 PM

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Harvest song - Neil Young
Aargh - can't get it our of my head!!,!

shark 05-10-2014 06:27 PM

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But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.

cmitch 05-10-2014 08:28 PM

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Da da da
Da da da
Da da da

Porch Dweller 05-10-2014 09:28 PM

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In the beginning, I believed every word that you said

dave 05-12-2014 10:04 AM

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took my fam'ly away from my Carolina home
Had dreams about the west and started to roam

tsolomon 05-12-2014 10:21 AM

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I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth

icehog3 05-12-2014 10:48 AM

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I wanna get back
To my city by the Bay
Oh oo oh oh oo oh

Porch Dweller 05-12-2014 10:50 AM

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We've got a random red couch!

icehog3 05-12-2014 10:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 1960940)
We've got a random red couch!

Kill me now. :lr

tsolomon 05-12-2014 10:54 AM

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Sittin' in the morning sun
I'll be sittin' when the evening comes

kugie 05-13-2014 04:40 AM

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She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

Porch Dweller 05-13-2014 07:07 AM

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I'm alllllright!
Don't nobody worry 'bout me.

tsolomon 05-13-2014 07:21 AM

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Two for Tuesday.

Yeah, keep your eyes on the road your hands upon the wheel


I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head, that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says, "I need you here"
Ans it's half past four, and I'm shifting gear

Porch Dweller 05-13-2014 08:25 AM

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The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.

markem 05-13-2014 08:55 AM

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yes, I woke up with this one...

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

dave 05-13-2014 10:16 AM

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Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?

icehog3 05-13-2014 10:59 AM

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It ain't easy, livin' free, season ticket on a one-way ride...

Porch Dweller 05-13-2014 03:54 PM

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I want to fly like an eagle...

tsolomon 05-13-2014 04:27 PM

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Pack my bags
Don't be too slow
I should have quit you baby
A long time ago

Blueface 05-13-2014 04:36 PM

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I swore I would love you to the end of time.........

And now I am praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive, cause if I have to spend another minute with you I don't think I can barely survive.
I never broke my promise or forget my vow, but God only knows what I can do right now

icehog3 05-13-2014 05:00 PM

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Substitution mass confusion
Clouds inside your head
Involving all my energies
Until you visited
With your eyes of porcelain and of blue
They shock me into sense
You think you're so illustrious
You call yourself intense

Porch Dweller 05-14-2014 02:53 PM

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I can see clearly now the rain is gone

bonjing 05-14-2014 02:57 PM

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It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all

Porch Dweller 05-14-2014 03:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bonjing (Post 1961761)
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all

Hey, this is supposed to be a fun thread, no need for vicious cruelty!!!

:D

icehog3 05-14-2014 04:50 PM

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On a long and lonesome highway, East of Omaha....

markem 05-14-2014 06:06 PM

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Don't go changing, to try and please me
You never let me down before

shark 05-14-2014 06:30 PM

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Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin’ that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone’s tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D.A.
Look out kid
Don’t matter what you did
Walk on your tiptoes
Don’t try “No-Doz”
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don’t need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows







icehog3 05-15-2014 12:38 AM

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I don't wanna make excuses, I don't wanna lie
I just wanna get loose, with you tonight


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