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pektel 01-28-2011 09:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Whynot (Post 1151895)
No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Anybody want a peanut?

:D

OLS 01-28-2011 09:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1151398)
I guess I should change my user title to "first mooching-noob"
You weren't the first per se, you were just the first whipper-snapper I remember. Your sincerity
and desire to learn was the real reason you were such a popular target.

landhoney 01-28-2011 09:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1152338)
Anybody want a peanut?

:D
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

icehog3 01-28-2011 10:30 AM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1152389)
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
If there are, we'll all be dead.

357 01-28-2011 02:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1152441)
If there are, we'll all be dead.
have fun storming the castle!

icehog3 01-28-2011 04:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1152706)
have fun storming the castle!
I brought 4 horses, in case we found the lady. Hello, Lady!

pnoon 01-28-2011 04:55 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1152855)
I brought 4 horses, in case we found the lady. Hello, Lady!
You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

icehog3 01-28-2011 05:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1152861)
You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
Adam! :D

mscales 01-28-2011 05:17 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sobranie10 (Post 1151226)
I think half the fun of smoking cigars is sharing cigars with others weather they enjoy cigars or not. Never know who you might meet, to me it’s not whether they look the part or know what they are doing to me it’s who I am.


I agree with this. I have more fun with friends having a smoke and a beer on the deck. Even my duaghter joins me on occassion for a cigar. I do not mind giving a cigar to a friend that wants to try a cigar and I try to pick out a good one so they will have nie experience with a good cigar. But, there some that just bum a cigar and wouldn't know the difference between POS and good smoke, they just don't wnat to spend their money. I guess it all comes down to the person in front of you at the time.

replicant_argent 01-28-2011 05:49 PM
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Why is Peter Adam today?

pnoon 01-28-2011 05:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1152936)
Why is Peter Adam today?
Why is Adam Peter today?

replicant_argent 01-28-2011 05:55 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's so
beautiful!!!


What does it mean?
Life

imitating



sh'art!

pnoon 01-28-2011 05:59 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1152948)
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's so
beautiful!!!


What does it mean?
Life

imitating



sh'art!
Words of wisdom.
Thanks, Mr. Hanky.

longknocker 01-28-2011 06:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1152941)
Why is Adam Peter today?
Now I'm "Thoroughly" Confused!:r

T.G 01-28-2011 06:05 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1152855)
I brought 4 horses, in case we found the lady. Hello, Lady!
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1152861)
You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1152871)
Adam! :D
:r:r

shilala 01-28-2011 06:40 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1152948)
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa

it's so
beautiful!!!


What does it mean?
Life

imitating




sh'art!
Simply beautiful. :lr

Katmancross 01-28-2011 07:20 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
A good non cigar smoking friend on facebook responds to one of my cigar announcements with "cough, cough."
I respond with something half witty and he responds with "why don't you send me one?"
I tell him I smoke full bodied cigars. If you're not a cigar smoker they will be too strong for you and you won't like it."
Implied "no" to his request.
If I did send him "one" he would put it in a drawer and a month from now smoke it. He'd "cough, cough" and throw it away later telling me it tasted like s**t.

drob 01-28-2011 11:45 PM
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Give a fellow a shitty cigar, and he may never smoke another. Give a fellow a great (or even good) cigar, and you may gain another BOTL for life!

Just saying.

Whipper Snapper 01-28-2011 11:47 PM
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Peter sharts all the time

pnoon 01-29-2011 08:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1153286)
Peter sharts all the time
WTF :confused:

Think before you post, Blake.

Katmancross 01-29-2011 09:36 AM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by drob (Post 1153283)
Give a fellow a shitty cigar, and he may never smoke another. Give a fellow a great (or even good) cigar, and you may gain another BOTL for life!

Just saying.
What if I gave him a smoked fish instead...two birds with one stone?

Whipper Snapper 01-29-2011 09:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1153505)
WTF :confused:

Think before you post, Blake.
One fart joke too many I guess. Sorry Peter, didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.

Brad 01-29-2011 10:14 AM
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You just need to take some less expensive sticks around with you for occasions like this. I wouldn't hand out a 1964 Padron to a non-expierenced smoker either. But something like an Oliva G would be fine, and they aren't overly expensive. They aren't dog turds, and something I would, and do, smoke myself.

Katmancross 01-29-2011 10:27 AM
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I worked at a construction company where everyone mooched from me. Pissed me off because no one ever reciprocated. So instead of giving them decent cigars, I started giving them dog turds. They didn't even know the difference.
My favorite is someone wants some sticks and then promises to bring me back a gift from Florida on their vacation. Guess what never arrives?
They can afford to go on vacation but not go to a cigar store or even offer to pay me.
That gets my short hairs up.
I finally told all them "Go fish."

itsme_timd 02-23-2011 11:53 AM
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Edited by icehog3 to comply with CA rules.

guitar4001 02-23-2011 11:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wayner123 (Post 1147350)
Or just carry around really good cheap cigars.
I think that alot of people have no idea how much cigars cost. They see the gas station brands and assume that all cigars are similar to those. It shocks some people when they find out that some cigars cost *gasp* $5 a piece. I can't imagine what those who are not cigar smokers think when they see $20 or more cigars.

Katmancross 02-23-2011 12:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by itsme_timd (Post 1182480)
I'm sorry to have to post this here but I really couldn't believe what I was reading from Katmancross. He's posting in this thread about how he can't stand cigar mooches but he's on another forum I'm a moderator on trying to beg for cigars. Here's the best part... a LOT of people and manufacturers sent him cigars but he wasn't happy with the quality, now he's trying to trade up to get ultra premium cigars. Also, Xikar sent him some cigars and cutters and he's trying to trade at least one of the cutters away. Here's his post on the other forum. MODS - If you want to know where this was posted PM me.
I got Thomas' address and sent him a nice 5 pack in a an old travel humidor with a little humidification disk in it. They were basically mild cigars.
I hope he enjoys them. Yes. I'm a hypocrite and S.O.B. Thank you for pointing that out from your perch of righteousness. I apologize to everyone for being such a jerk. I'm having a f*****g nervous breakdown here and I'm acting like an idiot and moron. My apologies. I won't post anything until I feel more like myself.

md4958 02-23-2011 12:25 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katmancross (Post 1182493)
I got Thomas' address and sent him a nice 5 pack in a an old travel humidor with a little humidification disk in it. They were basically mild cigars.
I hope he enjoys them. Yes. I'm a hypocrite and S.O.B. Thank you for pointing that out from your perch of righteousness. I apologize to everyone for being such a jerk. I'm having a f*****g nervous breakdown here and I'm acting like an idiot and moron. My apologies. I won't post anything until I feel more like myself.
Anybody can be down on their luck. There are guys here that wish they had your problems, you wouldn't know it because they dont constantly complain.

But your attitude that really stinks. Even when you are apologizing, you can help but spit in somebody's face. My :2

kaisersozei 02-23-2011 12:36 PM
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Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 16 (14 members and 2 guests)

These are the best threads :noon

Lucky_Hippo 02-23-2011 12:47 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
IBTBIP = In Before The Butt Itch Powder

hscmit 02-23-2011 12:48 PM
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enjoying the show?

Stephen 02-23-2011 12:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kaisersozei (Post 1182543)
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 16 (14 members and 2 guests)

These are the best threads :noon
Are the views better from these perches of righteousness? What kind of wait list do they have?

pnoon 02-23-2011 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaisersozei (Post 1182543)
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 16 (14 members and 2 guests)

These are the best threads :noon
Unless you're an admin.
:hn
Posted via Mobile Device

hscmit 02-23-2011 12:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1182569)
Are the views better from these perches of righteousness? What kind of wait list do they have?
I would have to assume the view is similar to the screen during a colonoscopy

hscmit 02-23-2011 12:57 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1182577)
Unless you're an admin.
:hn
Posted via Mobile Device
sorry peter

Stephen 02-23-2011 01:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hscmit (Post 1182579)
I would have to assume the view is similar to the screen during a colonoscopy
http://www.google.com/url?source=img...qXwVqncWox1rZA

Katmancross 02-23-2011 01:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 1182519)
Anybody can be down on their luck. There are guys here that wish they had your problems, you wouldn't know it because they dont constantly complain.

But your attitude that really stinks. Even when you are apologizing, you can help but spit in somebody's face. My :2

OK. Here's the deal. all you guys that are down on your luck and can't afford cigars, send me a PM and explain your situation and I'd be happy to send you a few sticks of what I've received lately from clients.

HK3- 02-23-2011 01:00 PM
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Nice review. ;)

pnoon 02-23-2011 01:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hscmit (Post 1182581)
sorry peter
No apology necessary.
Just wanted to point out that while it may be entertaining for most, for the admins it can mean having to intervene and or take action.
Posted via Mobile Device

md4958 02-23-2011 01:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Katmancross (Post 1182586)
OK. Here's the deal. all you guys that are down on your luck and can't afford cigars, send me a PM and explain your situation and I'd be happy to send you a few sticks of what I've received lately from clients.
They arent looking for hand-outs either.

MarioF 02-23-2011 01:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1182577)
Unless you're an admin.
:hn
Posted via Mobile Device
Peter it's days like this that we really appreciate the amount of work it takes to keep this site the way it is. Thank you!!

OHRD 02-23-2011 01:10 PM
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Epic! A somewhat related post...can someone send me a link to the CA Rolodex? Seriously.

CigarNut 02-23-2011 01:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MarioF (Post 1182596)
Peter it's days like this that we really appreciate the amount of work it takes to keep this site the way it is. Thank you!!
http://www.amusementinsider.com/foru...ies/ditto2.gif

kaisersozei 02-23-2011 01:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OHRD (Post 1182604)
Epic! A somewhat related post...can someone send me a link to the CA Rolodex? Seriously.
You must make a request for specific information to pnoon. Peter's the keeper of that info.

Stephen 02-23-2011 01:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OHRD (Post 1182604)
Epic! A somewhat related post...can someone send me a link to the CA Rolodex? Seriously.
Why, you plan on sending a hand-written letter to each and every individual on the rolodex asking them for cigars? You bum you...;)

MajorCaptSilly 02-23-2011 01:18 PM
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I believe this is a good time to post how happy I am that CA was created and convey my appreciation for all the mods and the work they do here.


MCS

P.S. I'd like to bite Tom's bicep in a loving way.

awsmith4 02-23-2011 01:19 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katmancross (Post 1182586)
OK. Here's the deal. all you guys that are down on your luck and can't afford cigars, send me a PM and explain your situation and I'd be happy to send you a few sticks of what I've received lately from clients.
You really shouldn't re-gift. Just move forward

What Moe was trying to tell you is that every time you apologize you have to throw one finally jab. A true apology leaves it as 'I'm sorry' not 'I'm sorry but...'

I've on cigar boards for just four years. In just this short time I've seen scam after scam. I am not calling you a scammer but because of those with sob stories that preceded you you have an uphill battle when trying to defend mooching.

pektel 02-23-2011 01:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MarioF (Post 1182596)
Peter it's days like this that we really appreciate the amount of work it takes to keep this site the way it is. Thank you!!
Word. This has become the place I visit most online. Many thanks to the ToE for making CA what it is. :banger:banger

Quote:
Originally Posted by OHRD (Post 1182604)
Epic! A somewhat related post...can someone send me a link to the CA Rolodex? Seriously.
pnoon holds the rolodex. Just have to pm him with the member's name, and he'll give you the address, if that person has submitted his/her address to be added to the rolodex.

hscmit 02-23-2011 01:19 PM
Re: Rant: Cigar Bums
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 1182619)
I believe this is a good time to post how happy I am that CA was created and convey my appreciation for all the mods and the work they do here.


MCS

P.S. I'd like to bite Tom's bicep in a loving way.


I think tom would enjoy that,
as long as its done in a loving way

T.G 02-23-2011 01:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OHRD (Post 1182604)
Epic!
Generally speaking, "Epic" isn't the word that comes to my mind when a thread creates this much unnecessary BS for the admins to deal with.

Quote:
Originally Posted by OHRD (Post 1182604)
A somewhat related post...can someone send me a link to the CA Rolodex? Seriously.
You need to PM Peter (pnoon) about gaining access.


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