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maninblack 02-29-2012 07:06 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I'm lost. Is your roast as good as the Charlie sheen roast? I love me some cocaine on top of mine.

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:06 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1576609)
Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight? :confused:

Yea, but if you don't get a good cut it's kinda fatty!!!!:gary

oooo35980 02-29-2012 07:06 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:09 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1576617)
It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.

Damn, and you without a parka!! How do you manage????

maninblack 02-29-2012 07:13 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
When it hits thirty here I break out my speedo.

oooo35980 02-29-2012 07:14 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576620)
Damn, and you without a parka!! How do you manage????

I wear a parka.

smitty81 02-29-2012 07:17 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576616)
Yea, but if you don't get a good cut it's kinda fatty!!!!:gary

Did you just make a fat joke?

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:20 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576630)
Did you just make a fat joke?

Why, you weight challenged???? Cause it looks like I did!!!

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:24 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1576627)
When it hits thirty here I break out my speedo.

And you wonder why nobody visits you!!!!:su

smitty81 02-29-2012 07:33 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576633)
Why, you weight challenged???? Cause it looks like I did!!!

Na......not yet anyhow

maninblack 02-29-2012 07:53 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576641)
And you wonder why nobody visits you!!!!:su

You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!

cort 02-29-2012 07:57 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Has anyone ever squeezed the hand rails so hard while pooping that your fingernails fell off?

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:57 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1576702)
You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!

You got that dead part right!!! It is funny that every pic you post of the hot tube, your alone.

maninblack 02-29-2012 08:08 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
That's cause my wife can hold her breath.

Ogre 02-29-2012 08:12 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1576738)
That's cause my wife can hold her breath.

With you in it, I don't think there is room for her!!!!:sl

Remo 02-29-2012 08:14 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1576738)
That's cause my wife can hold her breath.

That was funny :lr

maninblack 02-29-2012 08:22 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576745)
With you in it, I don't think there is room for her!!!!:sl

True. I'm a bigger man. Lots of lovin to go around.

ChicagoWhiteSox 02-29-2012 08:24 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cort (Post 1576711)
Has anyone ever squeezed the hand rails so hard while pooping that your fingernails fell off?

How did this comment get passed up for almost an hour?:r

Ogre 02-29-2012 08:26 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1576766)
How did this comment get passed up for almost an hour?:r

Because it come from Gary.

G G 02-29-2012 08:28 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Boo Gary.


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