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BigAsh 12-08-2011 10:45 AM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
Like a train wreck Chris....you can't help but look!

yachties23 12-08-2011 11:19 AM

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More or less Keith.

I mean I've abandoned this team until the Wilpon family is forced to sell it.. I'm currently a free agent, and listening to offers..

After today I'm expecting the Angels to offer me 50 million over 4 years.

BigAsh 12-15-2011 12:21 PM

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Some Met banter revival...

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"

Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....


:r:r....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses

jonumberone 12-15-2011 12:24 PM

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:r:r:r:r

Chris, you get that 50 Mil from the halos? :D

kelmac07 12-15-2011 12:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAsh (Post 1503295)
Some Met banter revival...

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"

Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....


:r:r....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses

:r :r

yachties23 12-15-2011 09:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 1503300)
:r:r:r:r

Chris, you get that 50 Mil from the halos? :D


I'm holding out on the cubs...

MedicCook 12-15-2011 09:10 PM

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:r :r :r :r :r

kelmac07 12-17-2011 09:16 AM

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Mets signed left-handed pitcher Chuck James to a Minor League contract and invited him to Spring Training. James, 30, posted a 6.10 ERA during a brief stay in Minnesota's bullpen last summer, also compiling a 3-2 record, one save and a 2.30 ERA over 62 2/3 innings with the organization's Triple-A Rochester affiliate.

After being non-tendered Monday, Mike Baxter is back with the Mets. The club re-signed the 27-year-old outfielder to a Minor League contract Friday. He will be invited to Major League Spring Training as part of the deal.

Why haven't we offered Cody Ross a deal yet??? He'd be a perfect fit for right field.

jonumberone 12-17-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1505407)
Why haven't we offered Cody Ross a deal yet??? He'd be a perfect fit for right field.

I think Duta is the plan for RF.
The mets need to spend $ to fill holes before they start trying to upgrade positions.

kelmac07 12-17-2011 09:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 1505411)
I think Duta is the plan for RF.
The mets need to spend $ to fill holes before they start trying to upgrade positions.

Duda is their plan for RF...offensively he is fine, defensively...not so much. and I am sure you are absolutely right in trying to plug holes before upgrading. I really dislike Torres playing CF. We need a SS and LOADS of pitching. I believe Tejada is a better fit at 2B than SS and is bat has not come around. Again, it's gonna be a long year.

jonumberone 12-17-2011 09:27 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1505417)
Again, it's gonna be a long year.

Don't worry, I'll be here for you all year! :D :r

kelmac07 12-17-2011 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 1505421)
Don't worry, I'll be here for you all year! :D :r

Between you and Keith, that's why it's gonna be a long year. :r :r :r

BigAsh 12-19-2011 07:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1505422)
Between you and Keith, that's why it's gonna be a long year. :r :r :r

:D



:noon

yourchoice 12-19-2011 09:20 AM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAsh (Post 1503295)
Some Met banter revival...

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"

Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....


:r:r....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses

:r :r Except the Red Sox part! ;)

kelmac07 12-22-2011 07:18 PM

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Nats land Gio Gonzalez...pretty much assuring my beloved Mets a 5th place finish in the NL East. :bh :bh

Oh, and we signed Rob Johnson (defensive specialist cather...lifetime .197 hitter) to a minor league deal... :td :td

Hey Sandy Alderson...WAKE THE F*&^ UP!!!

mase 12-22-2011 08:04 PM

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Another brutal year in our future. :c

yourchoice 12-22-2011 08:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mase (Post 1510785)
Another brutal year in our future. :c

Music to my ears! ;)

yachties23 12-23-2011 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice (Post 1510797)
Music to my ears! ;)

You wonder why i told you Philly fans are the worst sort of people...

BigAsh 12-23-2011 02:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by yachties23 (Post 1511039)
You wonder why i told you Philly fans are the worst sort of people...

Chris, on that note....

A Mets fan walks into a bar in Philly and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"



:r:r

yachties23 12-23-2011 03:54 PM

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LOL Keith... that was good...

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAsh (Post 1511373)
Chris, on that note....

A Mets fan walks into a bar in Philly and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"



:r:r



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