Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 519771)

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 996194)

I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?

Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 519771)

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 996191)

I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating.

Originally Posted by markem (Post 996225)

Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/

:r :r