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mariogolbee 04-07-2011 01:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228874)
:D:noon

New one:
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1228887)
And sporting a leaf from a fig
I'll wear one as well,

icehog3 04-07-2011 08:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228874)

NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1228887)
And sporting a leaf from a fig
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228892)
I'll wear one as well,
My eyes are in Hell,

bmagin320 04-07-2011 08:46 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
hope them leaves are secured in case you both do a jig

icehog3 04-07-2011 01:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bmagin320 (Post 1229057)
hope them leaves are secured in case you both do a jig
And the new one? ;)

bmagin320 04-08-2011 07:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................

icehog3 04-08-2011 08:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bmagin320 (Post 1230192)
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
This sounds like a recipe for date rape,

VTDragon 04-08-2011 09:43 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bmagin320 (Post 1230192)
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1230205)
This sounds like a recipe for date rape,
Anyway, I went out with her,

mariogolbee 04-08-2011 09:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bmagin320 (Post 1230192)
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1230205)
This sounds like a recipe for date rape,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1230300)
Anyway, I went out with her,
Then found out she had facial fur,

Fordman4ever 04-08-2011 10:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1230314)
Then found out she had facial fur,
and her parts were all the wrong shape.

Fordman4ever 04-08-2011 10:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Last night I got drunk with my brother

icehog3 04-08-2011 01:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1230347)
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Who actually had a different mother,

Fordman4ever 04-08-2011 06:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1230347)
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1230519)
Who actually had a different mother,
He drank way to much,

icehog3 04-08-2011 10:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1230347)
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1230519)
Who actually had a different mother,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1230903)
He drank way to much,
Used booze as a crutch,

Stephen 04-09-2011 09:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1230347)
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1230519)
Who actually had a different mother,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1230903)
He drank way to much,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1231070)
Used booze as a crutch,
Then the bathroom floor with puke he did cover

Stephen 04-09-2011 09:22 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?

Fordman4ever 04-09-2011 10:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1231275)
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday

mariogolbee 04-09-2011 11:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1231275)
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1231307)
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
Perhaps he'll go streaking instead,

icehog3 04-09-2011 03:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1231275)
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1231307)
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1231341)
Perhaps he'll go streaking instead,
Or just stay in bed,

mariogolbee 04-09-2011 03:56 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1231275)
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1231307)
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1231341)
Perhaps he'll go streaking instead,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1231513)
Or just stay in bed,
And smoke an original Conde.

mariogolbee 04-09-2011 03:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New!!!!

Tom is great at this limerick thing,

icehog3 04-09-2011 04:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1231518)
New!!!!

Tom is great at this limerick thing,
Love the twists this thread can bring,

mariogolbee 04-09-2011 04:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1231518)
New!!!!

Tom is great at this limerick thing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1231532)
Love the twists this thread can bring,
He likes twisting and turning,

Gophernut 04-11-2011 08:32 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1231518)
New!!!!

Tom is great at this limerick thing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1231532)
Love the twists this thread can bring,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1231545)
He likes twisting and turning,
But still finds himself yearning,

VTDragon 04-11-2011 10:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1231518)
New!!!!

Tom is great at this limerick thing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1231532)
Love the twists this thread can bring,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1231545)
He likes twisting and turning,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1232839)
But still finds himself yearning,
To get on American Idol and sing.

VTDragon 04-11-2011 10:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,

Fordman4ever 04-11-2011 10:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1232953)
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,
Who had a genie, a wisherman,

Stephen 04-11-2011 02:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1232953)
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1232956)
Who had a genie, a wisherman,
So he gave the lamp a good rubbing

icehog3 04-11-2011 03:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1232953)
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1232956)
Who had a genie, a wisherman,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1233211)
So he gave the lamp a good rubbing
And soon Dunhills he was nubbing,

Gophernut 04-11-2011 08:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1232953)
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1232956)
Who had a genie, a wisherman,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1233211)
So he gave the lamp a good rubbing
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1233301)
And soon Dunhills he was nubbing,
Lighting them with 100's because he can.

Gophernut 04-11-2011 08:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I already hate this allergy season,

icehog3 04-11-2011 08:03 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1233587)
New:

I already hate this allergy season,
Itchy eyes are the main reason,

Fordman4ever 04-11-2011 08:56 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1233587)
New:

I already hate this allergy season,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1233590)
Itchy eyes are the main reason,
my nose, it wont stop running,

icehog3 04-12-2011 01:06 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1233587)
New:

I already hate this allergy season,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1233590)
Itchy eyes are the main reason,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1233637)
my nose, it wont stop running,
This is not the season to have fun in,

Gophernut 04-12-2011 06:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1233587)
New:

I already hate this allergy season,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1233590)
Itchy eyes are the main reason,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1233637)
my nose, it wont stop running,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1233733)
This is not the season to have fun in,
Unless you really enjoy sneezin.

Gophernut 04-12-2011 06:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

This weekend they're talking about snow,

Stephen 04-12-2011 07:35 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1233848)
New:

This weekend they're talking about snow,
No nice way of putting it; that would blow

icehog3 04-12-2011 11:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1233848)
New:

This weekend they're talking about snow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1233874)
No nice way of putting it; that would blow
Think I'll head down to Florida,

Gophernut 04-12-2011 01:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1233848)
New:

This weekend they're talking about snow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1233874)
No nice way of putting it; that would blow
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234072)
Think I'll head down to Florida,
Sit on the beach with Belinda,

icehog3 04-12-2011 02:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1233848)
New:

This weekend they're talking about snow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1233874)
No nice way of putting it; that would blow
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234072)
Think I'll head down to Florida,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234246)
Sit on the beach with Belinda,
And hope Steve's rhyming abilities grow.

icehog3 04-12-2011 02:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,

Gophernut 04-12-2011 03:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
My Grammer would not post bail,










And what rhymes with Florida?

icehog3 04-12-2011 05:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
So I sat and I stewed,






Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut

And what rhymes with Florida?
I dunno, Be creative....."bored ya"? :r

Stephen 04-12-2011 05:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
So I kept my keister against the wall,

icehog3 04-12-2011 05:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234455)
So I sat and I stewed,

No skipping allowed. ;) :r

Stephen 04-12-2011 05:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234471)
No skipping allowed. ;) :r
They were posted at the same time...:(;)

Stephen 04-12-2011 05:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234455)
So I sat and I stewed,
Tried to avoid anything lewd,

Gophernut 04-12-2011 05:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234455)
So I sat and I stewed,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1234483)
Tried to avoid anything lewd,
And prayed no one wanted my tail.

Gophernut 04-12-2011 05:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,

Fordman4ever 04-12-2011 09:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234520)
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
cause I rarely have the thyme,

Stephen 04-13-2011 04:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234520)
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1234684)
cause I rarely have the thyme,
Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce


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