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VTDragon 04-01-2011 09:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1222721)
New:

Baseball starts the season today.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1222728)
But I'm stuck at work and can't watch them play
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1223106)
But I will follow them on the internet sites,
Wasting the bosses valuable bytes,

icehog3 04-01-2011 10:45 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1222721)
New:

Baseball starts the season today.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1222728)
But I'm stuck at work and can't watch them play
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1223106)
But I will follow them on the internet sites,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1223916)
Wasting the bosses valuable bytes,
The Cubs are out of playoff contention today!

icehog3 04-01-2011 10:46 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Time for a little April Fools,

Gophernut 04-01-2011 11:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1223981)
NEW:

Time for a little April Fools,
But even today you should follow certain rules,

VTDragon 04-01-2011 01:52 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1223981)
NEW:

Time for a little April Fools,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1224091)
But even today you should follow certain rules,
Don't make your pranks too mean,

icehog3 04-01-2011 04:54 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1223981)
NEW:

Time for a little April Fools,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1224091)
But even today you should follow certain rules,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1224213)
Don't make your pranks too mean,
And please keep them clean,

mariogolbee 04-01-2011 05:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1223981)
NEW:

Time for a little April Fools,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1224091)
But even today you should follow certain rules,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1224213)
Don't make your pranks too mean,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1224381)
And please keep them clean,
And don't kick anyone in the jewels.

mariogolbee 04-01-2011 05:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

icehog3 04-01-2011 06:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224418)
New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,
Where else do you find a better Brother,

mariogolbee 04-01-2011 06:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224418)
New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1224437)
Where else do you find a better Brother,
I can think of nowhere,

icehog3 04-02-2011 12:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224418)
New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1224437)
Where else do you find a better Brother,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224462)
I can think of nowhere,
Land, sea or air,

VTDragon 04-04-2011 10:06 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224418)
New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1224437)
Where else do you find a better Brother,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224462)
I can think of nowhere,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1224668)
Land, sea or air,
It's almost like being back home with mother.

VTDragon 04-04-2011 10:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

Gophernut 04-04-2011 01:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1226135)
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
I sit outside while the birds all sing,

icehog3 04-04-2011 02:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1226135)
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1226293)
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
I blow smoke at the sparrows,

Gophernut 04-05-2011 09:31 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1226135)
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1226293)
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1226370)
I blow smoke at the sparrows,
As my cigar inventory narrows,

icehog3 04-05-2011 09:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1226135)
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1226293)
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1226370)
I blow smoke at the sparrows,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1226974)
As my cigar inventory narrows,
Soon the cigar vendors will be saying "Cha-ching".

icehog3 04-05-2011 09:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

VTDragon 04-05-2011 10:31 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227020)
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

icehog3 04-05-2011 01:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227020)
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1227070)
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
The hog's making a play for second,

VTDragon 04-05-2011 01:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227020)
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1227070)
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227198)
The hog's making a play for second,
With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,

Gophernut 04-06-2011 09:09 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227020)
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1227070)
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227198)
The hog's making a play for second,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1227217)
With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,
But I could still step into the dookie.

Gophernut 04-06-2011 09:11 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 09:46 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1227968)
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

VTDragon 04-06-2011 10:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1227968)
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1227996)
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 10:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1227968)
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1227996)
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1228042)
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,
Yard work gave me a splinter!

Gophernut 04-06-2011 10:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1227968)
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1227996)
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1228042)
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228045)
Yard work gave me a splinter!
If I hire it out, it won't be as hard.

Gophernut 04-06-2011 10:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 11:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228056)
NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,
or even a lizard named Jake.

icehog3 04-06-2011 12:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228056)
NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228061)
or even a lizard named Jake.
But a turtle named Stu,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 12:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228056)
NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228061)
or even a lizard named Jake.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228128)
But a turtle named Stu,
Met a gopher named Sue,

Gophernut 04-06-2011 12:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228056)
NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228061)
or even a lizard named Jake.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228128)
But a turtle named Stu,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228138)
Met a gopher named Sue,
who gave birth to a giraffe named Blake.

Gophernut 04-06-2011 12:52 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,

icehog3 04-06-2011 01:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228176)
New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,
Should have just left that sucker for dead,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 01:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228176)
New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228196)
Should have just left that sucker for dead,
Now it's resurrected,

Gophernut 04-06-2011 01:53 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228176)
New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228196)
Should have just left that sucker for dead,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228228)
Now it's resurrected,
And I stand corrected,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 02:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228176)
New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228196)
Should have just left that sucker for dead,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228228)
Now it's resurrected,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228246)
And I stand corrected,
Now we're looking forward or ahead.

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 02:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,

icehog3 04-06-2011 03:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228255)
New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,
So by summer rules we're abiding,

Gophernut 04-06-2011 06:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228255)
New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228320)
So by summer rules we're abiding,
Time to break out the shorty shorts,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 06:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228255)
New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228320)
So by summer rules we're abiding,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228548)
Time to break out the shorty shorts,
And make sand castle forts,

icehog3 04-06-2011 11:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228255)
New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228320)
So by summer rules we're abiding,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228548)
Time to break out the shorty shorts,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228587)
And make sand castle forts,
Down that slippery slope we'll be sliding.

icehog3 04-06-2011 11:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 11:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228806)
NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,
While eating a cherry snow cone,

icehog3 04-06-2011 11:29 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228806)
NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228825)
While eating a cherry snow cone,
The flavors did mix,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 11:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228806)
NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228825)
While eating a cherry snow cone,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228831)
The flavors did mix,
And tasted like Trix,

icehog3 04-06-2011 11:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228806)
NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228825)
While eating a cherry snow cone,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228831)
The flavors did mix,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228834)
And tasted like Trix,
A finer combo has never been known.

icehog3 04-06-2011 11:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Mario, you go ahead and start the new one, my brain is fried. ;)

mariogolbee 04-07-2011 01:05 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1228837)
Mario, you go ahead and start the new one, my brain is fried. ;)
:D:noon

New one:
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,

14holestogie 04-07-2011 01:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228874)
:D:noon

New one:
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,
And sporting a leaf from a fig


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