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Bluetick 03-14-2011 10:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 1205000)
I feel that it is often said in jest
Maybe she'd rather the money be spent on her chest.

Gophernut 03-14-2011 11:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1204986)
New:

Time for my yearly donation to the March Madness Pool,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 1204995)
My wife often calls me a fool
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 1205000)
I feel that it is often said in jest
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 1205003)
Maybe she'd rather the money be spent on her chest.
I win either way, so it's all cool!

Gophernut 03-14-2011 11:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,

icehog3 03-14-2011 02:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1205025)
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,
But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,

kelmac07 03-14-2011 03:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1205025)
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1205230)
But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,
So I hung up the phone

icehog3 03-14-2011 05:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1205025)
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1205230)
But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1205296)
So I hung up the phone
And like a good drone,

Gophernut 03-15-2011 11:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1205025)
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1205230)
But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1205296)
So I hung up the phone
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1205396)
And like a good drone,
Kept plugging away for the miserable jerk.

Gophernut 03-15-2011 11:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Work stress keeps piling up,

icehog3 03-15-2011 01:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206159)
NEW:

Work stress keeps piling up,
Feels like a swift kick in the cup,

Gophernut 03-15-2011 01:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206159)
NEW:

Work stress keeps piling up,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1206250)
Feels like a swift kick in the cup,
Sometimes I feel like there is no hope,

icehog3 03-15-2011 01:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206159)
NEW:

Work stress keeps piling up,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1206250)
Feels like a swift kick in the cup,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206287)
Sometimes I feel like there is no hope,
But before I reach for a rope,

Gophernut 03-15-2011 02:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206159)
NEW:

Work stress keeps piling up,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1206250)
Feels like a swift kick in the cup,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206287)
Sometimes I feel like there is no hope,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1206290)
But before I reach for a rope,
I grab a gar and pet my pup.

Gophernut 03-15-2011 02:52 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Grilling season is almost upon us,

Stephen 03-16-2011 10:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206342)
New:

Grilling season is almost upon us,
Delicious food at home without too much fuss!

VTDragon 03-18-2011 09:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206342)
New:

Grilling season is almost upon us,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1207284)
Delicious food at home without too much fuss!
Backyard, friends, cigar and a steak,

icehog3 03-18-2011 03:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206342)
New:

Grilling season is almost upon us,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1207284)
Delicious food at home without too much fuss!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1209548)
Backyard, friends, cigar and a steak,
And after dinner, a nice cigar break,

Gophernut 03-21-2011 10:47 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1206342)
New:

Grilling season is almost upon us,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1207284)
Delicious food at home without too much fuss!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1209548)
Backyard, friends, cigar and a steak,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1209917)
And after dinner, a nice cigar break,
If it doesn't stop snowing I will surely cuss.

Gophernut 03-21-2011 10:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,

icehog3 03-21-2011 01:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1212403)
NEW:

It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
This weekend put me to the test,

VTDragon 03-22-2011 02:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1212403)
NEW:

It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1212567)
This weekend put me to the test,
Just need to appear busy while at work,

Stephen 03-23-2011 12:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1212403)
NEW:

It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1212567)
This weekend put me to the test,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1213729)
Just need to appear busy while at work,
Do just enough so my boss I won't irk,

icehog3 03-23-2011 12:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1212403)
NEW:

It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1212567)
This weekend put me to the test,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1213729)
Just need to appear busy while at work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1214706)
Do just enough so my boss I won't irk,
Oh. the weekends are just the best!

icehog3 03-23-2011 12:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',

Gophernut 03-23-2011 01:58 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1214716)
NEW:

Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',
Unless trying to talk back to your parents,

icehog3 03-23-2011 02:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1214716)
NEW:

Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1214775)
Unless trying to talk back to your parents,
In that case silence is golden,

Stephen 03-23-2011 02:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1214716)
NEW:

Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1214775)
Unless trying to talk back to your parents,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1214779)
In that case silence is golden,
and your tongue you should be holdin',

VTDragon 03-24-2011 09:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1214716)
NEW:

Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1214775)
Unless trying to talk back to your parents,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1214779)
In that case silence is golden,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1214780)
and your tongue you should be holdin',
Disrespect for your elders has no defense

VTDragon 03-24-2011 09:09 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,

Gophernut 03-24-2011 11:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1215637)
New:

Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,
Now nothing is green, even my lawn,

icehog3 03-24-2011 06:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1215637)
New:

Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1215771)
Now nothing is green, even my lawn,
My hangover remains,

VTDragon 03-24-2011 07:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1215637)
New:

Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1215771)
Now nothing is green, even my lawn,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1216157)
My hangover remains,
It's hurting my brain,

VTDragon 03-27-2011 11:04 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1215637)
New:

Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1215771)
Now nothing is green, even my lawn,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1216157)
My hangover remains,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1216232)
It's hurting my brain,
Maybe I'll feel better come dawn

VTDragon 03-27-2011 11:06 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Baseball season is nigh,

icehog3 03-27-2011 12:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1218318)
New:

Baseball season is nigh,
As certainly as Cheech and Chong are high,

Stephen 03-28-2011 05:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1218318)
New:

Baseball season is nigh,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1218370)
As certainly as Cheech and Chong are high,
But they're starting it at an odd time this year,

icehog3 03-28-2011 08:06 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1218318)
New:

Baseball season is nigh,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1218370)
As certainly as Cheech and Chong are high,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1218981)
But they're starting it at an odd time this year,
Everything's frozen, even the beer,

VTDragon 03-28-2011 08:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1218318)
New:

Baseball season is nigh,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1218370)
As certainly as Cheech and Chong are high,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1218981)
But they're starting it at an odd time this year,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1219053)
Everything's frozen, even the beer,
Baseball in the fridgid cold, why oh why?

VTDragon 03-28-2011 08:29 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Basketball's final four is all set,

Stephen 03-28-2011 10:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1219073)
New:

Basketball's final four is all set,
Picking Notre Dame and Ohio State to go to the Championship game I do regret.

icehog3 03-28-2011 02:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1219073)
New:

Basketball's final four is all set,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1219188)
Picking Notre Dame and Ohio State to go to the Championship game I do regret.
And stinkin' Kentucky,

Stephen 03-28-2011 06:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1219073)
New:

Basketball's final four is all set,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1219188)
Picking Notre Dame and Ohio State to go to the Championship game I do regret.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1219447)
And stinkin' Kentucky,
This Final Four sure is funky,

VTDragon 03-29-2011 09:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1219073)
New:

Basketball's final four is all set,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1219188)
Picking Notre Dame and Ohio State to go to the Championship game I do regret.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1219447)
And stinkin' Kentucky,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1219772)
This Final Four sure is funky,
On the VCU Rams I wish I had bet.

VTDragon 03-29-2011 09:20 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator

icehog3 03-29-2011 02:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1220329)
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator
Who fancied himself akin to Darth Vader,

Stephen 03-29-2011 02:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1220329)
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1220652)
Who fancied himself akin to Darth Vader,
But the people said, "no more"

icehog3 03-29-2011 02:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1220329)
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1220652)
Who fancied himself akin to Darth Vader,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1220678)
But the people said, "no more"
And showed him the door,

VTDragon 03-31-2011 08:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1220329)
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1220652)
Who fancied himself akin to Darth Vader,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1220678)
But the people said, "no more"
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1220688)
And showed him the door,
He's now hiding in a brand new bomb crater.

VTDragon 03-31-2011 08:46 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Baseball starts the season today.

Stephen 03-31-2011 08:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1222721)
New:

Baseball starts the season today.
But I'm stuck at work and can't watch them play

Gophernut 03-31-2011 02:58 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1222721)
New:

Baseball starts the season today.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1222728)
But I'm stuck at work and can't watch them play
But I will follow them on the internet sites,


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