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VTDragon 03-09-2011 10:00 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1199145)
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Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,

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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1199611)
I'm quite certain it's not stuck up me bum,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1199666)
I'll have to find me a ship to plunder,

And where is my mate, the boy wonder?

Stephen 03-09-2011 10:10 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1199145)
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Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1199611)
I'm quite certain it's not stuck up me bum,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1199666)
I'll have to find me a ship to plunder,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1199695)
And where is my mate, the boy wonder?

I sent him out six hours ago for some smokes and a pack of gum.

Stephen 03-09-2011 10:12 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,

VTDragon 03-09-2011 10:14 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1199710)
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The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,

Next stop a museum, where it will be stranded,

Gophernut 03-09-2011 10:35 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1199710)
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The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1199713)
Next stop a museum, where it will be stranded,

Never again to see outer space,

Stephen 03-09-2011 10:59 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1199710)
New:

The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1199713)
Next stop a museum, where it will be stranded,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1199744)
Never again to see outer space,

Makes me wonder what will takes its place,

VTDragon 03-10-2011 10:38 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1199710)
New:

The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1199713)
Next stop a museum, where it will be stranded,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1199744)
Never again to see outer space,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1199779)
Makes me wonder what will takes its place,

A sad day for science, if I can be candid.

VTDragon 03-10-2011 10:40 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,

icehog3 03-10-2011 10:47 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1201085)
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Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,

Seems the governor wants to fudge it,

Stephen 03-10-2011 11:29 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1201085)
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Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1201093)
Seems the governor wants to fudge it,

But the Democratic Assemblymen in Illinois they're hiding,

icehog3 03-10-2011 02:08 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1201085)
New:
Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1201093)
Seems the governor wants to fudge it,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1201123)
But the Democratic Assemblymen in Illinois they're hiding,

And through the media, they're confiding,

Gophernut 03-10-2011 05:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1201085)
New:
Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1201093)
Seems the governor wants to fudge it,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1201123)
But the Democratic Assemblymen in Illinois they're hiding,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1201302)
And through the media, they're confiding,

The Govener will sign and take care not to smudge it.

Gophernut 03-10-2011 05:27 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,

icehog3 03-10-2011 05:31 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1201525)
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Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,

But it wasn't dirty, it's called "finishing a check",

Gophernut 03-10-2011 05:43 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1201525)
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Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1201532)
But it wasn't dirty, it's called "finishing a check",

The Hab's fans want the police to investigate,

icehog3 03-10-2011 07:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1201525)
New:

Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1201532)
But it wasn't dirty, it's called "finishing a check",

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1201549)
The Hab's fans want the police to investigate,

The press will label it "Zdeno-gate",

VTDragon 03-11-2011 07:14 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1201525)
New:

Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1201532)
But it wasn't dirty, it's called "finishing a check",

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1201549)
The Hab's fans want the police to investigate,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1201716)
The press will label it "Zdeno-gate",

Chara best not vacation this year in Quebec.

VTDragon 03-11-2011 07:16 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:

Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,

Gophernut 03-11-2011 09:08 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1202118)
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Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,

A massive fault is the reason why,

icehog3 03-11-2011 09:39 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1202118)
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Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1202221)
A massive fault is the reason why,

I sure hope all will be O.K.,

Stephen 03-11-2011 09:58 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1202118)
new:

Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1202221)
A massive fault is the reason why,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1202264)
I sure hope all will be O.K.,

Looks like half of Japan got washed away...

Gophernut 03-11-2011 01:14 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1202118)
new:

Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1202221)
A massive fault is the reason why,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1202264)
I sure hope all will be O.K.,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1202288)
Looks like half of Japan got washed away...

Prayers and thoughts to all from this guy.

Gophernut 03-11-2011 01:15 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,

VTDragon 03-11-2011 01:53 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1202475)
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The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,

And include some teams that couldn't win in a Blue Moon,

Stephen 03-12-2011 06:40 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1202475)
New:

The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1202507)
And include some teams that couldn't win in a Blue Moon,

Sunday we find out who's going dancing,

RevSmoke 03-12-2011 06:50 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1202475)
New:

The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1202507)
And include some teams that couldn't win in a Blue Moon,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1203685)
Sunday we find out who's going dancing,

Eyes on TVs, will do more than glancing

icehog3 03-12-2011 11:06 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1202475)
New:

The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1202507)
And include some teams that couldn't win in a Blue Moon,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1203685)
Sunday we find out who's going dancing,

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1203702)
Eyes on TVs, will do more than glancing

Which team you rootin' for, pnoon? :D

icehog3 03-12-2011 11:09 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,

Stephen 03-12-2011 11:40 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203834)
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I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,

Big Brother has just taken things too far

icehog3 03-12-2011 11:41 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203834)
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I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1203854)
Big Brother has just taken things too far

I want a cigar with my drink,

Stephen 03-12-2011 11:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203834)
NEW:

I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1203854)
Big Brother has just taken things too far

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203855)
I want a cigar with my drink,

Without anybody raising a stink,

icehog3 03-12-2011 11:57 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203834)
NEW:

I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1203854)
Big Brother has just taken things too far

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203855)
I want a cigar with my drink,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1203856)
Without anybody raising a stink,

Let's run the Smoke Nazis over with your car!

icehog3 03-12-2011 11:57 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

Stephen 03-13-2011 01:03 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203860)
NEW:

It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

icehog3 03-13-2011 10:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203860)
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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204200)
But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

Oh, there's been a few,

Stephen 03-14-2011 06:34 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203860)
NEW:

It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204200)
But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1204529)
Oh, there's been a few,

Some people just don't have a clue,

Gophernut 03-14-2011 09:28 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1203860)
NEW:

It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204200)
But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1204529)
Oh, there's been a few,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204687)
Some people just don't have a clue,

And those spammers will get hit with it quick.

Gophernut 03-14-2011 09:32 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The NFL may not have a season,

Stephen 03-14-2011 09:47 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204845)
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The NFL may not have a season,

On either side there's just no pleasin',

Gophernut 03-14-2011 09:54 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204845)
NEW:

The NFL may not have a season,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204872)
On either side there's just no pleasin',

Billions of dollars just aint enough,

icehog3 03-14-2011 10:04 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204845)
NEW:

The NFL may not have a season,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204872)
On either side there's just no pleasin',

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204885)
Billions of dollars just aint enough,

Ferraris and mansions, life is rough,

Stephen 03-14-2011 10:09 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204845)
NEW:

The NFL may not have a season,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204872)
On either side there's just no pleasin',

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204885)
Billions of dollars just aint enough,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1204899)
Ferraris and mansions, life is rough,

They better play cause there's some Bears fans that need some teasin'!!

Stephen 03-14-2011 10:13 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

Gophernut 03-14-2011 10:18 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204917)
New:

The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,

icehog3 03-14-2011 10:21 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204917)
New:

The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204934)
I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,

That all will be well,

Gophernut 03-14-2011 10:34 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204917)
New:

The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204934)
I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1204946)
That all will be well,

For all those who dwell,

VTDragon 03-14-2011 10:39 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1204917)
New:

The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204934)
I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1204946)
That all will be well,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1204976)
For all those who dwell,

And that no radiation there still lingers.

VTDragon 03-14-2011 10:40 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Time for my yearly donation to the March Madness Pool,

Bluetick 03-14-2011 10:50 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1204986)
New:

Time for my yearly donation to the March Madness Pool,

My wife often calls me a fool

Bluetick 03-14-2011 10:54 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 1204995)
My wife often calls me a fool

I feel that it is often said in jest


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