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Gophernut 02-28-2011 10:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1187601)
NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,
My desire for spring is quite heartfelt,

icehog3 02-28-2011 10:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1187601)
NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1187634)
My desire for spring is quite heartfelt,
I'll shed the thick clothes,

Stephen 02-28-2011 12:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1187601)
NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1187634)
My desire for spring is quite heartfelt,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1187677)
I'll shed the thick clothes,
and hit the links with my bros,

Gophernut 02-28-2011 02:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1187601)
NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1187634)
My desire for spring is quite heartfelt,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1187677)
I'll shed the thick clothes,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1187778)
and hit the links with my bros,
On my barefeet the greens are like felt.

Gophernut 02-28-2011 02:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,

VTDragon 03-02-2011 09:12 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1187975)
NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,
Wonder if I should bring a girlfriend?

icehog3 03-02-2011 10:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1187975)
NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1190287)
Wonder if I should bring a girlfriend?
Of course the wife might get pissed,

VTDragon 03-02-2011 12:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1187975)
NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1190287)
Wonder if I should bring a girlfriend?
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1190385)
Of course the wife might get pissed,
Then again, I might get kissed,

icehog3 03-02-2011 02:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1187975)
NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1190287)
Wonder if I should bring a girlfriend?
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1190385)
Of course the wife might get pissed,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1190536)
Then again, I might get kissed,
And neither of the two ladies will I offend.

icehog3 03-02-2011 02:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,

Gophernut 03-02-2011 03:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1190608)
NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,
For most it will end in sadness,

icehog3 03-02-2011 04:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1190608)
NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1190710)
For most it will end in sadness,
Upsets bring tears,

Stephen 03-02-2011 09:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1190608)
NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1190710)
For most it will end in sadness,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1190787)
Upsets bring tears,
But for the bracketologists it brings cheers,

icehog3 03-02-2011 11:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1190608)
NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1190710)
For most it will end in sadness,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1190787)
Upsets bring tears,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1191096)
But for the bracketologists it brings cheers,
Too bad Brandon Davies is just full of badness.

icehog3 03-02-2011 11:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,

Gophernut 03-03-2011 11:47 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1191188)
NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,
Of food, drink and cigars there is no lack,

icehog3 03-03-2011 04:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1191188)
NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1191826)
Of food, drink and cigars there is no lack,
We'll herf with friends, old and new,

Stephen 03-03-2011 05:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1191188)
NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1191826)
Of food, drink and cigars there is no lack,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1192158)
We'll herf with friends, old and new,
Share some stogies and drink some brew,

icehog3 03-03-2011 05:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1191188)
NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1191826)
Of food, drink and cigars there is no lack,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1192158)
We'll herf with friends, old and new,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1192192)
Share some stogies and drink some brew,
Then count the 362 days until we go back!

icehog3 03-03-2011 05:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I just love the internet tough guys,

Stephen 03-03-2011 05:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1192198)
I just love the internet tough guys,
The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,

VTDragon 03-04-2011 09:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1192198)
I just love the internet tough guys,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1192204)
The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,
But most of them are pimply-faced geeks

BloodSpite 03-04-2011 09:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1193027)
But most of them are pimply-faced geeks
They wouldn't last a second on the streets

icehog3 03-04-2011 09:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1192198)
I just love the internet tough guys,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1192204)
The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1193027)
But most of them are pimply-faced geeks
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1193029)
They wouldn't last a second on the streets
They would STFU soon if they're wise.

icehog3 03-04-2011 09:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

BloodSpite 03-04-2011 09:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1193084)
Going to buy undies at K-Mart,
Throw them and some socks in the cart

Stephen 03-04-2011 09:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1192198)
I just love the internet tough guys,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1192204)
The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1193027)
But most of them are pimply-faced geeks
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1193029)
They wouldn't last a second on the streets
To try to bully the admiral in person would be unwise!

Stephen 03-04-2011 10:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,

icehog3 03-04-2011 10:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1193105)
To try to bully the admiral in person would be unwise!
:r ;)

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1193084)
Going to buy undies at K-Mart,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1193086)
Throw them and some socks in the cart

Stephen 03-04-2011 10:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1193084)
Going to buy undies at K-Mart,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1193086)
Throw them and some socks in the cart
Raymond goes to the one on 400 Oak Street,

icehog3 03-05-2011 09:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1193110)
New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1193113)
:r ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1193208)
Raymond goes to the one on 400 Oak Street,
Then heads to Las Vegas to cheat,

Stephen 03-05-2011 12:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1193084)
Going to buy undies at K-Mart,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1193086)
Throw them and some socks in the cart
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1193208)
Raymond goes to the one on 400 Oak Street,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1194263)
Then heads to Las Vegas to cheat,
With ten minutes til Wapner lets loose a hellacious fart!

Stephen 03-05-2011 12:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1193110)
New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,
:tu

icehog3 03-05-2011 02:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1194457)
New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,
Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,

Stephen 03-05-2011 07:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1193110)
New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1194552)
Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,
So I'll settle for the cold,

icehog3 03-05-2011 07:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1194457)
:tu
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1194552)
Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1194895)
So I'll settle for the cold,
At least my 'gars won't get mold,

Gophernut 03-07-2011 01:06 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1193110)
New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1194552)
Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1194895)
So I'll settle for the cold,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1194931)
At least my 'gars won't get mold,
And my wife won't make me sleep in the car.

Gophernut 03-07-2011 01:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I suppose it's time to finally do some work,

icehog3 03-07-2011 04:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1197107)
NEW:

I suppose it's time to finally do some work,
Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,

BloodSpite 03-08-2011 08:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1197261)
Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,
The reports me they bore, the boss I ignore

icehog3 03-08-2011 10:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1197107)
NEW:

I suppose it's time to finally do some work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1197261)
Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1198134)
The reports me they bore, the boss I ignore
The whole things a chore, I would much rather snore,

VTDragon 03-08-2011 01:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1197107)
NEW:

I suppose it's time to finally do some work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1197261)
Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1198134)
The reports me they bore, the boss I ignore
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1198316)
The whole things a chore, I would much rather snore,
But I'm wasting far too much time on CA where I lurk.

VTDragon 03-08-2011 01:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,

Gophernut 03-08-2011 01:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1198574)
new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,
Good news, the wind is starting to blow,

icehog3 03-08-2011 03:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1198574)
new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1198577)
Good news, the wind is starting to blow,
Mother Nature, blow the snow far, far away,

Gophernut 03-08-2011 05:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1198574)
new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1198577)
Good news, the wind is starting to blow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1198748)
Mother Nature, blow the snow far, far away,
We may need to keep shoveling straight through to May,

icehog3 03-08-2011 08:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1198574)
new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1198577)
Good news, the wind is starting to blow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1198748)
Mother Nature, blow the snow far, far away,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1198955)
We may need to keep shoveling straight through to May,
That Mother Nature sure puts on a show!

icehog3 03-08-2011 08:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,

Stephen 03-09-2011 08:46 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1199145)
NEW:

Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,
I'm quite certain it's not stuck up me bum,

Gophernut 03-09-2011 09:30 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1199145)
NEW:

Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1199611)
I'm quite certain it's not stuck up me bum,
I'll have to find me a ship to plunder,


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