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Gophernut 02-14-2011 08:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,

VTDragon 02-14-2011 08:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1172069)
New:
I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,
Looking forward to a roll in the hay,

Bluetick 02-14-2011 08:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
but if my love should cry nay,

icehog3 02-14-2011 10:11 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1172069)
New:
I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1172075)
Looking forward to a roll in the hay,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 1172097)
but if my love should cry nay,
I'll call her sister, Mae,

Gophernut 02-14-2011 11:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1172069)
New:
I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1172075)
Looking forward to a roll in the hay,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 1172097)
but if my love should cry nay,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1172156)
I'll call her sister, Mae,
And try talking her into a three way.

Gophernut 02-14-2011 11:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

VTDragon 02-14-2011 01:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1172219)
New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,
Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

BloodSpite 02-14-2011 02:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1172385)
Not even in danger of freezing my hide,
The snow, it is melting

VTDragon 02-15-2011 07:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1172219)
New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1172385)
Not even in danger of freezing my hide,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1172409)
The snow, it is melting
The birds, they are singing

icehog3 02-15-2011 10:09 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
melting-singing?

I call for a do-over, Gary. :r

Gophernut 02-15-2011 10:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1173341)
melting-singing?

I call for a do-over, Gary. :r
:tpd:

14holestogie 02-15-2011 11:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1173341)
melting-singing?

I call for a do-over, Gary. :r
:tpd: I was checking to see who came up with something to rhyme melting.
(belting, smelting, kavelting, welting...)

VTDragon 02-15-2011 11:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
OK, You're right ... a do over:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1172219)
New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1172385)
Not even in danger of freezing my hide,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1172409)
The snow, it is melting
Though not enough to shed our winter pelting

Gophernut 02-16-2011 08:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1172219)
New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1172385)
Not even in danger of freezing my hide,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1172409)
The snow, it is melting
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1173475)
Though not enough to shed our winter pelting
Just bring on spring, I cried.

Gophernut 02-16-2011 08:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,

Stephen 02-16-2011 09:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1174538)
New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,
in which I hope he has lots of fun.

icehog3 02-16-2011 09:54 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1174538)
New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1174563)
in which I hope he has lots of fun.
Because in the Windy City,

Stephen 02-16-2011 01:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1174538)
New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1174563)
in which I hope he has lots of fun.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1174593)
Because in the Windy City,
their quarterback isn't that gritty,

icehog3 02-16-2011 02:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1174538)
New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1174563)
in which I hope he has lots of fun.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1174593)
Because in the Windy City,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1174842)
their quarterback isn't that gritty,
But he's better than Bradford, that big bum.

icehog3 02-16-2011 02:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,

VTDragon 02-16-2011 03:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1174921)
NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,
They know not what to do, even when well hung,

Gophernut 02-17-2011 08:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1174921)
NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1175011)
They know not what to do, even when well hung,
Unfortunately I've noticed that as I get older,

VTDragon 02-17-2011 09:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1174921)
NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1175011)
They know not what to do, even when well hung,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1175906)
Unfortunately I've noticed that as I get older,
My member acts more like it's colder

Gophernut 02-17-2011 09:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1174921)
NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1175011)
They know not what to do, even when well hung,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1175906)
Unfortunately I've noticed that as I get older,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1175926)
My member acts more like it's colder
But if I try any harder, I'll collapse a lung.

Gophernut 02-17-2011 09:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,

VTDragon 02-17-2011 10:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1175942)
NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,
Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,

icehog3 02-17-2011 10:37 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1175942)
NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1176014)
Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,
But I smoked one too many,

VTDragon 02-18-2011 07:43 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1175942)
NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1176014)
Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1176026)
But I smoked one too many,
Now I wouldn't take one for a penny

Gophernut 02-18-2011 08:23 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1175942)
NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1176014)
Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1176026)
But I smoked one too many,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1177162)
Now I wouldn't take one for a penny
and my wife wants to install a humidor lock.

Gophernut 02-18-2011 08:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,

VTDragon 02-18-2011 09:03 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1177205)
NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,
So I can go on vacation and have me some fun,

Gophernut 02-18-2011 09:31 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1177205)
NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1177249)
So I can go on vacation and have me some fun,
It's time to relax and smoke somthing nice,

icehog3 02-18-2011 10:27 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1177205)
NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1177249)
So I can go on vacation and have me some fun,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1177281)
It's time to relax and smoke somthing nice,
Then give it to my lady twice,

Stephen 02-21-2011 07:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1177205)
NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1177249)
So I can go on vacation and have me some fun,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1177281)
It's time to relax and smoke somthing nice,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1177355)
Then give it to my lady twice,
But now that Monday's here it's time to run, run, run.

Stephen 02-21-2011 07:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Baseball season is nearly here.

icehog3 02-21-2011 10:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1179958)
New:

Baseball season is nearly here.
Time for hot dogs, time for beer,

Stephen 02-22-2011 08:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1179958)
New:

Baseball season is nearly here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1180169)
Time for hot dogs, time for beer,
During Spring every team is a contender.

Gophernut 02-22-2011 08:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1179958)
New:

Baseball season is nearly here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1180169)
Time for hot dogs, time for beer,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1181072)
During Spring every team is a contender.
Even though we know some are a pretender,

icehog3 02-22-2011 11:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1179958)
New:

Baseball season is nearly here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1180169)
Time for hot dogs, time for beer,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1181072)
During Spring every team is a contender.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1181090)
Even though we know some are a pretender,
And another hearbreak for Cubs fans, I fear.

icehog3 02-22-2011 11:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,

kugie 02-22-2011 12:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1181248)
NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,
But not from the city of Philly,

Stephen 02-22-2011 12:59 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1181248)
NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1181289)
But not from the city of Philly,
I like mine to have a bit of spice.

icehog3 02-22-2011 02:54 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1181248)
NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1181289)
But not from the city of Philly,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1181358)
I like mine to have a bit of spice.
And meat made with the intestines of mice,

Stephen 02-22-2011 03:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1181248)
NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1181289)
But not from the city of Philly,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1181358)
I like mine to have a bit of spice.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1181479)
And meat made with the intestines of mice,
I don't know about that Tom, it sounds a bit hillbilly.

Stephen 02-22-2011 03:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.

icehog3 02-22-2011 03:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1181538)
NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.
And I don't know where my lucky socks are,

Gophernut 02-22-2011 04:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1181538)
NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1181548)
And I don't know where my lucky socks are,
I haven't seen any of the movies,

Stephen 02-28-2011 08:05 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1181538)
NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1181548)
And I don't know where my lucky socks are,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1181625)
I haven't seen any of the movies,
But we have seen Anne Hathaway's boobies,

icehog3 02-28-2011 09:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1181538)
NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1181548)
And I don't know where my lucky socks are,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1181625)
I haven't seen any of the movies,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1187471)
But we have seen Anne Hathaway's boobies,
And those are the biggest winners by far!

icehog3 02-28-2011 09:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,


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