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Gophernut 02-02-2011 01:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1158922)
New:

There was no shadow from Phil,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1159093)
Springtime is neigh, or so say his shills,
I'll beleive it when I see it,

VTDragon 02-03-2011 01:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1158922)
New:

There was no shadow from Phil,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1159093)
Springtime is neigh, or so say his shills,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1159140)
I'll beleive it when I see it,
The snow needs to melt lickety-split

Gophernut 02-03-2011 04:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1158922)
New:

There was no shadow from Phil,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1159093)
Springtime is neigh, or so say his shills,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1159140)
I'll beleive it when I see it,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1160402)
The snow needs to melt lickety-split
Because I can't afford my heating bill.

Gophernut 02-03-2011 04:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,

icehog3 02-03-2011 05:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1160567)
New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,
He always has a story to tell,

VTDragon 02-04-2011 08:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1160567)
New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1160626)
He always has a story to tell,
I don't care to hear about his sorry life

Gophernut 02-04-2011 09:47 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1160567)
New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1160626)
He always has a story to tell,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1161317)
I don't care to hear about his sorry life
If he doesn't shut up, I may take his life,

VTDragon 02-07-2011 09:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1160567)
New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1160626)
He always has a story to tell,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1161317)
I don't care to hear about his sorry life
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1161415)
If he doesn't shut up, I may take his life,
'Cept when he buys lunch, then he's really swell.

VTDragon 02-07-2011 09:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football

Gophernut 02-07-2011 09:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1164193)
New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football
and you can't even blame a bad call,

icehog3 02-07-2011 09:26 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1164193)
New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1164204)
and you can't even blame a bad call,
They got the trophy named Lombardi,

Gophernut 02-07-2011 11:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1164193)
New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1164204)
and you can't even blame a bad call,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1164214)
They got the trophy named Lombardi,
And a good coach in McCarthy,

VTDragon 02-08-2011 09:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1164193)
New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1164204)
and you can't even blame a bad call,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1164214)
They got the trophy named Lombardi,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1164415)
And a good coach in McCarthy,
Good reasons to embark on a Wisconsin Pub Crawl

VTDragon 02-08-2011 09:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?

Gophernut 02-08-2011 10:04 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1165393)
New:

Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?
Smelling the sea air with a hint of heather,

14holestogie 02-08-2011 11:29 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1165393)
New:

Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165413)
Smelling the sea air with a hint of heather,
Do they tire of the girls in tiny attire?

Stephen 02-08-2011 11:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1165393)
Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165413)
Smelling the sea air with a hint of heather,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1165526)
Do they tire of the girls in tiny attire?
'Tis a perfect place to retire.

Gophernut 02-08-2011 05:29 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1165393)
New:

Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165413)
Smelling the sea air with a hint of heather,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1165526)
Do they tire of the girls in tiny attire?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1165552)
'Tis a perfect place to retire.
Cause those gals have got it together!

Gophernut 02-08-2011 05:30 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,

icehog3 02-08-2011 06:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165973)
New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

Gophernut 02-08-2011 07:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165973)
New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1166023)
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,
My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

icehog3 02-08-2011 07:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165973)
New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1166023)
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166094)
My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,
But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,

VTDragon 02-09-2011 10:06 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165973)
New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1166023)
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166094)
My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1166162)
But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,
So I'm stuck here craving a smoke and working alone

VTDragon 02-09-2011 10:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai

Gophernut 02-09-2011 12:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1166808)
New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai
I know Tiger is there, but why?

VTDragon 02-10-2011 08:09 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1166808)
New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166997)
I know Tiger is there, but why?
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

kugie 02-10-2011 08:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1167986)
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

icehog3 02-10-2011 10:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1166808)
New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166997)
I know Tiger is there, but why?
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1167986)
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1168034)
But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!
And all those proud sponsors will cry.

icehog3 02-10-2011 10:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,

Gophernut 02-10-2011 10:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1166808)
New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166997)
I know Tiger is there, but why?
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1167986)
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1168034)
But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!
So please Eldrick, just zip up your fly.

Gophernut 02-10-2011 10:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

icehog3 02-10-2011 10:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168140)
New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

Gophernut 02-10-2011 10:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168140)
New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168152)
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,
The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

icehog3 02-10-2011 10:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168140)
New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168152)
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168166)
The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,
No worries, the Admiral could too,

Gophernut 02-10-2011 01:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168140)
New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168152)
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168166)
The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168177)
No worries, the Admiral could too,
If I get much bigger I'll need a new belt.

Gophernut 02-10-2011 01:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

VTDragon 02-10-2011 02:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168339)
New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

icehog3 02-10-2011 02:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168339)
New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1168405)
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain
He's fifteen, going on twenty,

Gophernut 02-11-2011 08:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168339)
New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1168405)
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168422)
He's fifteen, going on twenty,
No need to listen, he knows plenty,

icehog3 02-11-2011 09:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168339)
New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1168405)
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168422)
He's fifteen, going on twenty,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1169222)
No need to listen, he knows plenty,
It's my patience he's starting to strain.

icehog3 02-11-2011 09:09 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,

14holestogie 02-11-2011 09:22 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169263)
NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,
he offered a beer that was skunky

icehog3 02-11-2011 09:23 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169263)
NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1169291)
he offered a beer that was skunky
So I cut him a slice,

VTDragon 02-11-2011 09:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169263)
NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1169291)
he offered a beer that was skunky
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169292)
So I cut him a slice,
He liked it better than Lice

icehog3 02-11-2011 10:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169263)
NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1169291)
he offered a beer that was skunky
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169292)
So I cut him a slice,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1169337)
He liked it better than Lice
Maybe that's why his breath was so funky.

icehog3 02-11-2011 10:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,

14holestogie 02-11-2011 10:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169359)
NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,
I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)

icehog3 02-11-2011 02:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169359)
NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1169432)
I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)
Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,

VTDragon 02-13-2011 01:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169359)
NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1169432)
I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169603)
Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,
Winners will celebrate, losers will cry,

Gophernut 02-14-2011 08:35 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169359)
NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1169432)
I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1169603)
Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1171349)
Winners will celebrate, losers will cry,
Probably time for Fielder to lay off the chow.


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