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TheBeard 07-09-2009 05:25 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 456771)
"Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."

Bevis and Butthead Do America.

"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"

Sr Mike 07-09-2009 06:04 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBeard (Post 456851)
"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"

Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"

SvilleKid 07-10-2009 03:05 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sr Mike (Post 456868)
Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"

Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"

SvilleKid 07-15-2009 01:48 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 458952)
Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"

OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"

CubbiesFan4Life 07-15-2009 03:04 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 464797)
OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"

El Dorado

Now to move the quotes away from the Howdy Do-Dee generation to something a little more current...

"She's right though. I'm gonna whip you silly, then I'm gonna @#$k you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours."

LooseCard 07-15-2009 10:06 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"

lightning9191 07-15-2009 10:51 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LooseCard (Post 465095)
Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"

Gran Turino....great movie!!!!!

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"

:eevis 07-15-2009 08:37 PM

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Caddyshack!

"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."

kelmac07 07-15-2009 09:23 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
"Right after you eat the peanuts outta my $hit!"

SchizoFilly 07-16-2009 06:56 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 465968)
"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."

Casino


"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean."

SchizoFilly 07-17-2009 06:55 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SchizoFilly (Post 466491)
"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean."

The Salton Sea



"This town needs an enema!"

TheTraveler 07-17-2009 07:42 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SchizoFilly (Post 468317)
"This town needs an enema!"

Batman (w/ Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson)



Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 466029)
"Right after you eat the peanuts outta my $hit!"

Full Metal Jacket



"Look at the size of that tub! Wanna take a bath?"

TheBeard 07-17-2009 07:48 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SchizoFilly (Post 468317)
"This town needs an enema!"

Batman.


"The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!"

ratpack 07-17-2009 07:52 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
The Godfather

"I gave him offer he couldn't refuse".

ratpack 07-17-2009 07:53 AM

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Fletch

"Every seen a splean this big". The doctor
"Not since breakfast". Fletch

SchizoFilly 07-17-2009 08:03 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBeard (Post 468388)
"The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!"

Big Fish

"Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"


RatPack...it's not posting random quotes. You need to guess the previous quote and post another.

SvilleKid 07-17-2009 12:58 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SchizoFilly (Post 468410)
Big Fish

"Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"


RatPack...it's not posting random quotes. You need to guess the previous quote and post another.

Thanks for the quotes, RatPack. Guess the current quote, then post one for us to guess, looks like you have some good ones there. BTW, to keep the continuity, make sure you quote the post that you are guessing, then you solution. Then your quote that you wish to puzzle us with!

SchizoFilly, yours is from "The Usual Suspects"

how about:

Character a: "Second rate punk," eh?
Character b: Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Character a: Thanks, that makes it even worse."

SvilleKid 07-19-2009 10:22 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 468861)
Thanks for the quotes, RatPack. Guess the current quote, then post one for us to guess, looks like you have some good ones there. BTW, to keep the continuity, make sure you quote the post that you are guessing, then you solution. Then your quote that you wish to puzzle us with!

SchizoFilly, yours is from "The Usual Suspects"

how about:

Character a: "Second rate punk," eh?
Character b: Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Character a: Thanks, that makes it even worse."

Great WWII movie, Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton. Thinking about watching in now! Where Eagles Dare

How about:

"Sleep well, and dream of large women"

PeteSB75 07-20-2009 09:09 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 471919)
Great WWII movie, Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton. Thinking about watching in now! Where Eagles Dare

How about:

"Sleep well, and dream of large women"

The Princess Bride

"I only speak two languages. English, and bad English."

kugie 07-22-2009 08:42 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PeteSB75 (Post 472326)
The Princess Bride

"I only speak two languages. English, and bad English."

the fifth element

"Eight dollars for Beer Nuts? This room *is* evil!"


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