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icehog3 01-22-2011 12:43 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143586)
NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1143588)
And for this photograph, the masses have yearned
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...bo/xmas010.jpg

Opinions may vary,

Whipper Snapper 01-22-2011 12:45 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143586)
NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1143588)
And for this photograph, the masses have yearned
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...bo/xmas010.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143590)
Opinions may vary,

But at least I'm not hairy

icehog3 01-22-2011 12:49 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143586)
NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1143588)
And for this photograph, the masses have yearned
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...bo/xmas010.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143590)
Opinions may vary,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1143592)
But at least I'm not hairy

Can you blame the inmates for feeling burned?

icehog3 01-22-2011 12:49 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Now it is Bedtime for Bonzo,

Gophernut 01-22-2011 08:47 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143596)
NEW:

Now it is Bedtime for Bonzo,

When my eyes close I'll be gonzo,

icehog3 01-22-2011 10:35 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143596)
NEW:

Now it is Bedtime for Bonzo,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1143789)
When my eyes close I'll be gonzo,

Now I Dream of Jeannie,

gorob23 01-23-2011 01:57 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143940)
Now I Dream of Jeannie,

:r I can't say it

..or I would be a wienie ;s

Rob :tpd:

icehog3 01-23-2011 02:47 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143596)
NEW:

Now it is Bedtime for Bonzo,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1143789)
When my eyes close I'll be gonzo,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143940)
Now I Dream of Jeannie,

Quote:

Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1145244)
I can't say it

..or I would be a wienie

So I'll just eat a big bean, a garbonzo.

icehog3 01-23-2011 02:48 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

Whipper Snapper 01-23-2011 08:57 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1145338)
NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

and they lost to those green, cheesehead jackers

icehog3 01-24-2011 12:18 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1145338)
NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1145793)
and they lost to those green, cheesehead jackers

So bring on the Steelers,

Gophernut 01-25-2011 09:31 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1145338)
NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1145793)
and they lost to those green, cheesehead jackers

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1145901)
So bring on the Steelers,

Rodgers arm will turn em into Squealers,

icehog3 01-25-2011 10:03 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1145338)
NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1145793)
and they lost to those green, cheesehead jackers

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1145901)
So bring on the Steelers,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1147483)
Rodgers arm will turn em into Squealers,

And earn him thirty bazillion smackers.

icehog3 01-25-2011 10:03 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Next Sunday brings us the Pro Bowl,

Gophernut 01-25-2011 10:29 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1147549)
NEW:

Next Sunday brings us the Pro Bowl,

Which may as well be played in a black hole,

gorob23 01-25-2011 12:12 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1147603)
Which may as well be played in a black hole,

because let's all face it it really is no better then a big old ugly black mole ;s

Rob :tpd:

Gophernut 01-26-2011 12:39 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1147549)
NEW:

Next Sunday brings us the Pro Bowl,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1147603)
Which may as well be played in a black hole,

Quote:

Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1147763)
because let's all face it it really is no better then a big old ugly black mole ;s

You can't rush when they try a field goal,

VTDragon 01-31-2011 09:45 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1147549)
NEW:

Next Sunday brings us the Pro Bowl,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1147603)
Which may as well be played in a black hole,

Quote:

Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1147763)
because let's all face it it really is no better then a big old ugly black mole ;s

Rob :tpd:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1149295)
You can't rush when they try a field goal,

But there is really no need when both teams score all those goals

VTDragon 01-31-2011 09:48 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Just back from Florida, played golf for a week

icehog3 01-31-2011 10:32 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1155579)
New:
Just back from Florida, played golf for a week

Then stopped at a strip club, just for a peek,

Gophernut 01-31-2011 01:48 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1155579)
New:
Just back from Florida, played golf for a week

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1155668)
Then stopped at a strip club, just for a peek,

Wasn't there long, but I spent all my money,

Scottw 01-31-2011 02:15 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Now I'm sitting here broke, sorry honey.

kugie 02-01-2011 04:50 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1155896)
Now I'm sitting here broke, sorry honey.

Oh, why did I buy a couch made of Teak?

icehog3 02-01-2011 09:42 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

Gophernut 02-01-2011 10:22 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157190)
No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

The weird weather, surely the work of a wizard,

icehog3 02-01-2011 10:24 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157190)
No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1157268)
The weird weather, surely the work of a wizard,

There's snow, then there's ice,

Gophernut 02-01-2011 10:26 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157190)
No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1157268)
The weird weather, surely the work of a wizard,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157273)
There's snow, then there's ice,

And plenty of wind which is nice,

icehog3 02-01-2011 10:33 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157190)
No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1157268)
The weird weather, surely the work of a wizard,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157273)
There's snow, then there's ice,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1157279)
And plenty of wind which is nice,

I'm frozen right down to the gizzards!

icehog3 02-01-2011 10:34 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
You start the new one, Steve, I got to go SS&S...

gorob23 02-01-2011 10:41 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157298)
You start the new one, Steve, I got to go SS&S...


I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

Rob ;s

Gophernut 02-01-2011 11:21 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1157312)
I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

His favorite wine was a rose,

VTDragon 02-01-2011 01:10 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1157312)
I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1157380)
His favorite wine was a rose,

Some thought him a wimp

icehog3 02-01-2011 02:37 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1157312)
I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

Rob ;s

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1157380)
His favorite wine was a rose,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1157493)
Some thought him a wimp

He smelled like a chimp,

CeeGar 02-01-2011 02:53 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157643)
He smelled like a chimp,

But he was a stylin' pimp...

icehog3 02-01-2011 06:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CeeGar (Post 1157681)
But he was a stylin' pimp...

Nope, you gotta rhyme with "Jose", that's how a limerick works. ;)

icehog3 02-01-2011 06:01 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1157312)
I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

Rob ;s

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1157380)
His favorite wine was a rose,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1157493)
Some thought him a wimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157643)
He smelled like a chimp,

...........

CeeGar 02-01-2011 08:32 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157920)
Nope, you gotta rhyme with "Jose", that's how a limerick works. ;)

doh

icehog3 02-01-2011 10:12 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1157312)
I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

Rob ;s

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1157380)
His favorite wine was a rose,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1157493)
Some thought him a wimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1157643)
He smelled like a chimp,

And he left gorob's house for a date with Rosie.

icehog3 02-01-2011 10:13 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The art of the limerick is simple,

Brutus2600 02-01-2011 10:16 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
It's easier than popping a pimple

icehog3 02-01-2011 10:27 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158284)
new:

The art of the limerick is simple,

Quote:

Originally Posted by brutus2600 (Post 1158289)
it's easier than popping a pimple

a,
a,
b,
b,
a......

Brutus2600 02-01-2011 10:38 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158284)
NEW:

The art of the limerick is simple,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1158289)
It's easier than popping a pimple

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158312)
a,
a,
b,
b,
a......

Words rhymed in a specific way,

icehog3 02-01-2011 10:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158284)
NEW:

The art of the limerick is simple,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1158289)
It's easier than popping a pimple

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158312)
a,
a,
b,
b,
a......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1158340)
Words rhymed in a specific way,

Then smile and show off your dimple.

icehog3 02-01-2011 10:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,

kugie 02-02-2011 06:15 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158350)
NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,

The Northeast has snow to my Chest,

VTDragon 02-02-2011 09:16 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158350)
NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1158510)
The Northeast has snow to my Chest,

Floridians watch it all with glee

icehog3 02-02-2011 09:39 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158350)
NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1158510)
The Northeast has snow to my Chest,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1158777)
Floridians watch it all with glee

I'd like to kick them in the wee-wee,

Gophernut 02-02-2011 10:37 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158350)
NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1158510)
The Northeast has snow to my Chest,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1158777)
Floridians watch it all with glee

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1158839)
I'd like to kick them in the wee-wee,

To find my car is my quest.

Gophernut 02-02-2011 10:39 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

There was no shadow from Phil,

VTDragon 02-02-2011 01:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1158922)
New:

There was no shadow from Phil,

Springtime is neigh, or so say his shills,


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