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kugie 01-17-2011 08:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Originally Posted by VTDragon
New:

Just a week before I head south for some golf

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3
I hired a caddie named Rolf,

Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1135836)
He knows Jack about golf, but lights my cigars

He Won't take his J.E.T.S only drives his cars

VTDragon 01-17-2011 10:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1134956)
New:

Just a week before I head south for some golf
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1135152)
I hired a caddie named Rolf,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1135836)
He knows Jack about golf, but lights my cigars
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1135890)
He Won't take his J.E.T.S only drives his cars
Any talks about J.E.T.S. makes me want to raulf

VTDragon 01-17-2011 10:46 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
There once was a QB named Brady

icehog3 01-17-2011 10:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1136097)
New:
There once was a QB named Brady
Who has quite a lovely young lady,

ChicagoWhiteSox 01-17-2011 10:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1136097)
New:
There once was a QB named Brady
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136105)
Who has quite a lovely young lady,
She cooks, cleans and washes his jeans,

VTDragon 01-17-2011 01:53 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1136097)
New:
There once was a QB named Brady
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136105)
Who has quite a lovely young lady,
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1136114)
She cooks, cleans and washes his jeans,
And when he loses, she causes no scenes

icehog3 01-17-2011 02:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1136097)
New:
There once was a QB named Brady
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136105)
Who has quite a lovely young lady,
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1136114)
She cooks, cleans and washes his jeans,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1136317)
And when he loses, she causes no scenes
Then runs off with Tony Romo to Haiti.

icehog3 01-17-2011 02:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,

14holestogie 01-17-2011 03:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136345)
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,
Not a game for the weak or for slackers

icehog3 01-17-2011 06:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136345)
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1136438)
Not a game for the weak or for slackers
It's the old Black and Blue,

kugie 01-17-2011 06:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Originally Posted by icehog3
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,

Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie
Not a game for the weak or for slackers

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136705)
It's the old Black and Blue,
So if Green and Yellows not for you

icehog3 01-17-2011 06:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136345)
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1136438)
Not a game for the weak or for slackers
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136705)
It's the old Black and Blue,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1136734)
So if Green and Yellows not for you
Then kick the Pack in the tallywhackers.

icehog3 01-17-2011 06:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,

VTDragon 01-18-2011 07:47 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136771)
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
Not to do so is a poetic crime

icehog3 01-18-2011 10:25 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136771)
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1137392)
Not to do so is a poetic crime
It's fun and healthy,

gorob23 01-18-2011 10:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1137598)
It's fun and healthy,
and is of course, it is not a crime;s

Rob :tf

VTDragon 01-18-2011 01:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136771)
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1137392)
Not to do so is a poetic crime
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1137598)
It's fun and healthy,
It can be done by both the poor and the wealthy

Gophernut 01-19-2011 12:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1136771)
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1137392)
Not to do so is a poetic crime
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1137598)
It's fun and healthy,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1137817)
It can be done by both the poor and the wealthy
You just need to take your time.

Gophernut 01-19-2011 12:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The high for the day is below zero,

kugie 01-19-2011 12:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1139385)
New:

The high for the day is below zero,
My Belly is full from the meatball hero

icehog3 01-19-2011 02:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1139385)
New:

The high for the day is below zero,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1139390)
My Belly is full from the meatball hero
But my feet are quite toasty,

Gophernut 01-19-2011 03:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1139385)
New:

The high for the day is below zero,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1139390)
My Belly is full from the meatball hero
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1139505)
But my feet are quite toasty,
And my bosses stories seem boasty,

Whipper Snapper 01-19-2011 06:36 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1139385)
New:

The high for the day is below zero,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1139390)
My Belly is full from the meatball hero
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1139505)
But my feet are quite toasty,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1139597)
And my bosses stories seem boasty,
So life's ok, but I'm no Robert Deniro

Whipper Snapper 01-19-2011 06:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New
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MMM mmm mmm mmm I love Habanos

icehog3 01-19-2011 06:53 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1139861)
New
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MMM mmm mmm mmm I love Habanos
I love them more when eating poblanos,

Whipper Snapper 01-19-2011 08:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
They taste good with fried chicken

icehog3 01-19-2011 10:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1139861)
New
-------------

MMM mmm mmm mmm I love Habanos
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1139891)
I love them more when eating poblanos,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1140056)
They taste good with fried chicken
Or smoking with a Wiccan,

Whipper Snapper 01-19-2011 10:58 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1140255)
Or smoking with a Wiccan,
Or Ryan's crush, isn't her name Milano?

Whipper Snapper 01-19-2011 11:59 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I suppose I forgot to start a new one. Whoops.
-----------------

There's a picture of me in a bikini.

icehog3 01-20-2011 12:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1140337)
I suppose I forgot to start a new one. Whoops.
-----------------

There's a picture of me in a bikini.
Thank goodness you can't see your weenie,

14holestogie 01-20-2011 09:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1140337)
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There's a picture of me in a bikini.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1140343)
Thank goodness you can't see your weenie,
You must have practiced "the tuck"

Gophernut 01-20-2011 10:20 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1140337)
I suppose I forgot to start a new one. Whoops.
-----------------

There's a picture of me in a bikini.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1140343)
Thank goodness you can't see your weenie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1140665)
You must have practiced "the tuck"
But we're still out of luck,

Brutus2600 01-20-2011 10:23 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1140337)
There's a picture of me in a bikini.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1140343)
Thank goodness you can't see your weenie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1140665)
You must have practiced "the tuck"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1140730)
But we're still out of luck,
'Cuz you'll keep posting it up ya big meanie

Brutus2600 01-20-2011 10:29 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck

icehog3 01-20-2011 10:45 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1140749)
NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck
Hair stands up on the back of my neck,

VTDragon 01-20-2011 10:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1140749)
NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1140790)
Hair stands up on the back of my neck,
But the stogie I have is a good one

icehog3 01-20-2011 02:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1140749)
NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1140790)
Hair stands up on the back of my neck,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1140808)
But the stogie I have is a good one
And I just put on a CD from Wang Chung,

VTDragon 01-21-2011 07:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1140749)
NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1140790)
Hair stands up on the back of my neck,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1140808)
But the stogie I have is a good one
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1141153)
And I just put on a CD from Wang Chung,
Gonna keep warm by dancing on the deck

VTDragon 01-21-2011 07:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below

icehog3 01-21-2011 10:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1142346)
New:

This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below
I'll be smoking inside, that I do know,

Whipper Snapper 01-21-2011 12:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1142346)
New:

This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1142649)
I'll be smoking inside, that I do know,
Cuz I'm not freezing my nuts off

14holestogie 01-21-2011 12:36 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1142346)
This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1142649)
I'll be smoking inside, that I do know,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1142767)
Cuz I'm not freezing my nuts off
Or Doc'll have nothing to grab as I cough

icehog3 01-21-2011 03:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1142346)
New:

This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1142649)
I'll be smoking inside, that I do know,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1142767)
Cuz I'm not freezing my nuts off
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1142778)
Or Doc'll have nothing to grab as I cough
Now the doc gets the full yambag show.

icehog3 01-21-2011 03:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,

Whipper Snapper 01-22-2011 12:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143020)
NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,
(are you just trying to make this difficult?)

To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov

icehog3 01-22-2011 12:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143020)
NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1143580)
To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov
I guess PaSlaKov is Ukranian,

Whipper Snapper 01-22-2011 12:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143020)
NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1143580)
(are you just trying to make this difficult?)

To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143581)
I guess PaSlaKov is Ukranian,
This limerick's hurting my cranium

icehog3 01-22-2011 12:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143020)
NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1143580)
(are you just trying to make this difficult?)

To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143581)
I guess PaSlaKov is Ukranian,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1143582)
This limerick's hurting my cranium
Are you implying I'm knocking your block off?

icehog3 01-22-2011 12:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,

Whipper Snapper 01-22-2011 12:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1143586)
NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,
And for this photograph, the masses have yearned
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...bo/xmas010.jpg


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