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icehog3 01-05-2011 12:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120246)
New:

Having this cold, is no fun at all.
Can't sleep, can't smoke, can't even ball,

VTDragon 01-06-2011 09:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120246)
New:

Having this cold, is no fun at all.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1120250)
Can't sleep, can't smoke, can't even ball,
I'm thinking of trying the hard liquor cure

Mr B 01-06-2011 09:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120246)
New:

Having this cold, is no fun at all.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1120250)
Can't sleep, can't smoke, can't even ball,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1121472)
I'm thinking of trying the hard liquor cure

White Lightning will melt this phlem for sure.

icehog3 01-06-2011 10:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120246)
New:

Having this cold, is no fun at all.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1120250)
Can't sleep, can't smoke, can't even ball,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1121472)
I'm thinking of trying the hard liquor cure
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121505)
White Lightning will melt this phlem for sure.
And then I can ball one and all.

icehog3 01-06-2011 10:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

What comes after the diamond ring?,

Mr B 01-06-2011 11:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121536)
NEW:

What comes after the diamond ring?,
Begging and pleading to your new "sure thing"

icehog3 01-06-2011 01:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121536)
NEW:

What comes after the diamond ring?,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121684)
Begging and pleading to your new "sure thing"
She'll get lots of headaches,

Mr B 01-06-2011 01:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121536)
NEW:

What comes after the diamond ring?,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121684)
Begging and pleading to your new "sure thing"
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121771)
She'll get lots of headaches,

and inform you daily when her heartbreaks

icehog3 01-06-2011 01:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121536)
NEW:

What comes after the diamond ring?,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121684)
Begging and pleading to your new "sure thing"
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121771)
She'll get lots of headaches,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121775)
and inform you daily when her heartbreaks
So the rest of your life is spent suffer-ring. ;)

icehog3 01-06-2011 01:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

They reposseseed my trailer today,

Mr B 01-06-2011 01:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121797)
NEW:

They reposseseed my trailer today,
you were on an eppisode "Cops" you say

icehog3 01-06-2011 01:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121797)
NEW:

They reposseseed my trailer today,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121808)
you were on an eppisode "Cops" you say
A hillbilly in a tow truck,

VTDragon 01-06-2011 03:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121797)
NEW:

They reposseseed my trailer today,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121808)
you were on an eppisode "Cops" you say
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121812)
A hillbilly in a tow truck,
Pulled away with trailer and wife, what luck!

Mr B 01-06-2011 03:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121797)
NEW:

They reposseseed my trailer today,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121808)
you were on an eppisode "Cops" you say
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1121812)
A hillbilly in a tow truck,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1121929)
Pulled away with trailer and wife, what luck!

Can I gat a hip hip horray

Mr B 01-06-2011 03:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Nerw

So many Christmas treats left over

Chainsaw13 01-06-2011 05:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121939)
So many Christmas treats left over
There's to many to eat, here you go Rover.

Mr B 01-06-2011 05:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121939)
Nerw

So many Christmas treats left over
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1122130)
There's to many to eat, here you go Rover.
The pounds packed on two by two

VTDragon 01-06-2011 07:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121939)
Nerw

So many Christmas treats left over
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1122130)
There's too many to eat, here you go Rover.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1122134)
The pounds packed on two by two
I looked in the mirror surprised. Is that still you?

Mr B 01-07-2011 09:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1121939)
Nerw

So many Christmas treats left over
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1122130)
There's to many to eat, here you go Rover.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1122134)
The pounds packed on two by two
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1122266)
I looked in the mirror surprised. Is that still you?
Gonna need PX90 and a 4 leaf clover.

Mr B 01-07-2011 09:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I start the morning with a nice cup of Joe

icehog3 01-07-2011 10:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1122994)
New:

I start the morning with a nice cup of Joe
It helps to make the juices flow,

Mr B 01-07-2011 11:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1122994)
New:

I start the morning with a nice cup of Joe
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1123067)
It helps to make the juices flow,

The Sharks got thumped zero to three

Gophernut 01-07-2011 11:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1122994)
New:

I start the morning with a nice cup of Joe
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1123067)
It helps to make the juices flow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1123171)
The Sharks got thumped zero to three
They couldn't get a puck past Niittymaki

Mr B 01-07-2011 12:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1123203)
They couldn't get a puck past Niittymaki
Actually they got 3 :r

Gophernut 01-07-2011 12:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1123258)
Actually they got 3 :r
Yipes, read the score wrong....

Gophernut 01-07-2011 12:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1122994)
New:

I start the morning with a nice cup of Joe
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1123067)
It helps to make the juices flow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1123171)
The Sharks got thumped zero to three
(Revised to insure historical accuracy, doh )

They sure could have used some Paul Coffey,

VTDragon 01-07-2011 01:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1122994)
New:

I start the morning with a nice cup of Joe
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1123067)
It helps to make the juices flow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1123171)
The Sharks got thumped zero to three
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1123276)
They sure could have used some Paul Coffey,
Then they wouldn't have lost two in a row

VTDragon 01-07-2011 01:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

First round of NFL playoffs this weekend

icehog3 01-07-2011 02:53 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1123316)
New:

First round of NFL playoffs this weekend
Some beers will be drank, some elbows will bend,

Mr B 01-07-2011 03:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1123316)
New:

First round of NFL playoffs this weekend
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1123457)
Some beers will be drank, some elbows will bend,
Chips, Dips, Booze and Wings

icehog3 01-07-2011 03:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1123316)
New:

First round of NFL playoffs this weekend
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1123457)
Some beers will be drank, some elbows will bend,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1123522)
Chips, Dips, Booze and Wings
Strippers, (take off those wedding rings),

VTDragon 01-09-2011 04:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1123316)
New:

First round of NFL playoffs this weekend
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1123457)
Some beers will be drank, some elbows will bend,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1123522)
Chips, Dips, Booze and Wings
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1123533)
Strippers, (take off those wedding rings),
The good teams begin to seperate from those that were just playing pretend

VTDragon 01-09-2011 04:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Sittin' by the fire, football on TV

icehog3 01-10-2011 12:22 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1125777)
New:
Sittin' by the fire, football on TV
Turned off the audio and turned on Stevie,

VTDragon 01-11-2011 10:12 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1125777)
New:
Sittin' by the fire, football on TV
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1126335)
Turned off the audio and turned on Stevie,
My team was winning, so all was good

icehog3 01-11-2011 10:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1125777)
New:
Sittin' by the fire, football on TV
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1126335)
Turned off the audio and turned on Stevie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1128243)
My team was winning, so all was good
Felt like a kid in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood,

VTDragon 01-13-2011 08:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1125777)
New:
Sittin' by the fire, football on TV
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1126335)
Turned off the audio and turned on Stevie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1128243)
My team was winning, so all was good
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1128282)
Felt like a kid in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood,
Then the wife came in and switched the channel to Glee

VTDragon 01-13-2011 08:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Still digging out from the recent big snow

icehog3 01-13-2011 08:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1131204)
New:

Still digging out from the recent big snow
All this shoveling is starting to blow,

VTDragon 01-13-2011 10:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1131204)
New:

Still digging out from the recent big snow
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1131207)
All this shoveling is starting to blow,
Takin' time out to have a good smoke

Mr B 01-13-2011 11:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1131204)
New:

Still digging out from the recent big snow
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1131207)
All this shoveling is starting to blow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1131323)
Takin' time out to have a good smoke

"My feet are freezin" said the Bloke.

VTDragon 01-14-2011 09:47 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1131204)
New:

Still digging out from the recent big snow
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1131207)
All this shoveling is starting to blow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1131323)
Takin' time out to have a good smoke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1131372)
"My feet are freezin" said the Bloke.
Go get Coach Ryan to suck on my toe

VTDragon 01-14-2011 09:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states

icehog3 01-14-2011 10:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1132616)
New:

Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states
A guy stays home and masturbates,

Mr B 01-14-2011 12:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1132616)
New:

Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1132688)
A guy stays home and masturbates,

Right or Left...he cant decide.

icehog3 01-14-2011 06:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1132616)
New:

Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1132688)
A guy stays home and masturbates,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1132820)
Right or Left...he cant decide.
Maybe he'll get a mail-order bride,

VTDragon 01-16-2011 12:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1132616)
New:

Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1132688)
A guy stays home and masturbates,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1132820)
Right or Left...he cant decide.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1133171)
Maybe he'll get a mail-order bride,
Otherwise, until springtime he waits

VTDragon 01-16-2011 12:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Just a week before I head south for some golf

icehog3 01-16-2011 04:29 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1134956)
New:

Just a week before I head south for some golf
I hired a caddie named Rolf,

VTDragon 01-17-2011 07:46 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1134956)
New:

Just a week before I head south for some golf
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1135152)
I hired a caddie named Rolf,
He knows Jack about golf, but lights my cigars


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