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GolfNut 02-29-2012 09:26 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Nevermind....just found it: :noon

:D

Bageland2000 02-29-2012 09:34 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1576836)
^^We need an emoticon for this!^^ :ss
THAT would be epic. can it have Beevis in it?

BC-Axeman 02-29-2012 09:38 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
How cold is it!?!

sevans105 02-29-2012 09:40 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
http://troll.me/images/challenge-acc...tion-whore.jpg

icehog3 02-29-2012 11:00 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1576522)
This thread has given me diabetes......
It gave me Lupus.

CigarNut 03-01-2012 12:54 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576816)
This thread is epic
You need to get out more :r

CigarNut 03-01-2012 12:55 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1576910)
It gave me Lupus.
Please: STAY AWAY FROM GANZ!

Zeuceone 03-01-2012 01:29 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Welcome to the Asylum, my friend.

pnoon 03-01-2012 06:36 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1576522)
This thread has given me diabetes......
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1576910)
It gave me Lupus.
It gave me hemorrhoids.

replicant_argent 03-01-2012 06:59 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I so very much want to make a Smitty81=Lisa Lampanellis gooey cavern joke.





But I won't.





;)




Too much? Too soon?

irratebass 03-01-2012 07:01 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Didn't read all 6 pages, but congrats on your own banter Smitty and howdy

CigarSquid 03-01-2012 07:09 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jluck (Post 1576838)
Smitty81....The first to achieve more threads started than posts.:gary
:tpd:

Quote:
Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1577090)
Didn't read all 6 pages, but congrats on your own banter Smitty and howdy
I did. Didn't really miss anything you couldn't gather from the last page.


Good luck with this Smitty81... Good luck..

smitty81 03-01-2012 07:17 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1576910)
It gave me Lupus.
http://www.vampirisme.com/wp-content...-not-lupus.jpg

icehog3 03-01-2012 08:58 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1576972)
Please: STAY AWAY FROM GANZ!
Why, is he rabid? :eek:

CigarNut 03-01-2012 09:59 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1577188)
Why, is he rabid? :eek:
I don't want you infecting him with your Lupus!

MrClean 03-01-2012 10:10 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
In response to Gary's handrail/fingernail comment............I gave myself a nose bleed once.

dave 03-01-2012 10:17 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Read more. Post less. Think more. Relax. Not every thought needs a post or, worse, a thread.

Subvet642 03-01-2012 10:19 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1576060)
Nice review. :tu
Always makes me laugh. :D

Islayphile 03-01-2012 10:33 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Did I miss the free Gurkhas?

pnoon 03-01-2012 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dave (Post 1577278)
Read more. Post less. Think more. Relax. Not every thought needs a post or, worse, a thread.
There are many members who should read and heed this. Wise words, dave.
Posted via Mobile Device

357 03-01-2012 11:01 AM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1577313)
There are many members who should read and heed this. Wise words, dave.
Posted via Mobile Device
Agreed. I lurked at CS just absorbing info for about a year before I even posted.

Now where's my gold star?

chippewastud79 03-01-2012 12:38 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1577334)
Agreed. I lurked at CS just absorbing info for about a year before I even posted.

Now where's my gold star?
http://charlottesfancy.files.wordpre...awk-gerber.jpg


You can just post 500 posts in a month to earn another. :tu

CigarNut 03-01-2012 12:48 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1577419)
http://charlottesfancy.files.wordpre...awk-gerber.jpg


You can just post 500 posts in a month to earn another. :tu
Now you've gone and done it... :r

chippewastud79 03-01-2012 12:54 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Or you can start a banter thread and when it gets moved to 'Joker' then you pick up a bunch of free posts for your count :tu

icehog3 03-01-2012 01:29 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1577257)
I don't want you infecting him with your Lupus!
Good thing he doesn't read smitty's threads, he only likes the Habanos forum. ;)

smitty81 03-01-2012 01:30 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1577484)
Good thing he doesn't read smitty's threads, he only likes the Habanos forum. ;)
don't be a hater.

icehog3 03-01-2012 01:33 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1577485)
don't be a hater.
How's that being a "hater"?

smitty81 03-01-2012 01:37 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1577490)
How's that being a "hater"?
Nevermind, My bad...................sorry I blew up there.:D

Islayphile 03-01-2012 01:38 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Haters gonna hate...

Where's my free Gurkha smitty?

icehog3 03-01-2012 01:38 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1577492)
Nevermind, My bad...................sorry I blew up there.:D
My dog doesn't have time for Banter, he is busy killing possums and squirrels. Me, I read 'em all.

smitty81 03-01-2012 01:39 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I feel like total crap today. My damn alergies are killing me. I want to go home but I'm waiting for ups to come to work and bring my CBID stuff before I go home. Now thats dedication.

smitty81 03-01-2012 01:40 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Islayphile (Post 1577494)
Haters gonna hate...

Where's my free Gurkha smitty?
free gurkha? :confused:

What am I missing here?

Islayphile 03-01-2012 01:41 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1577499)
free gurkha? :confused:

What am I missing here?
It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.

smitty81 03-01-2012 01:42 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Islayphile (Post 1577500)
It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.
very well then, send me your address.

Islayphile 03-01-2012 01:45 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1577502)
very well then, send me your address.
:r

smitty81 03-01-2012 01:46 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Islayphile (Post 1577505)
:r
I'm waiting...........Got a 5'r picked out on cbid just for this roast.

Islayphile 03-01-2012 01:47 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1577506)
I'm waiting...........Got a 5'r picked out on cbid just for this roast.
Me thinks you're gonna need a bigger boat

smitty81 03-01-2012 01:49 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Islayphile (Post 1577507)
Me thinks you're gonna need a bigger boat
What say you?

Islayphile 03-01-2012 01:55 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1577508)
What say you?
Free is the only way anyone would take them

;)

maninblack 03-01-2012 03:39 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
In before the lock..

BC-Axeman 03-01-2012 04:24 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.

icehog3 03-01-2012 04:30 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.

Ashcan Bill 03-01-2012 04:33 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Islayphile (Post 1577511)
Free is the only way anyone would take them

;)
Nope. Not even for free.

Islayphile 03-01-2012 04:34 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1577666)
Nope. Not even for free.
:D

Islayphile 03-01-2012 04:35 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1577649)
Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.
You can have mine

smitty...hop on it will ya

Bageland2000 03-01-2012 04:46 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1577499)
free gurkha? :confused:

What am I missing here?
a LOT more than you realize...

icehog3 03-01-2012 04:53 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.

replicant_argent 03-01-2012 04:54 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.

icehog3 03-01-2012 04:56 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1577699)
Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.
THAT'S what I'm talking about!!

replicant_argent 03-01-2012 04:56 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


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