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My fingers got a red spot,
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But I soon realized,
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as the ash fell on my thighs,
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My cigar had been filled up with pot!
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My dog took to chasing a squirrel,
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Normally, with this, I have no quarrel
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But in the middle of the tree
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A limb unexpectedly fell on ME!
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and gave my head quite a twirl.
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The water in my cup just rippled,
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Is it a T-Rex or have I just tippled?
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So I turned to my friend,
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Expecting to meet our end...
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My expectations of doom had just tripled.
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Whilst eating my peanut butter and cheese,
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I let out a God awful sneeze...
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I splattered my screen...
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with yellow and green,
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Could you hand me a napkin, PLEASE?! :D
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My car needed a change of oil...
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As the old stuff had started to boil,
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My hands and shirt got all dirty
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Wife came out and got flirty
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and we did it, there on the topsoil
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while shopping one day for cars
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it was rolled on the thigh
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Of a sweaty Irish guy,
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Now you know why I frequent Belfast's bars! :D
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Your mother just called on the phone...
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To tell you about the sweater she had sewn,
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She asked about assless chapps and nipple clamps...
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And why Woflgang has menstrual cramps,
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:sw :r
Next time ill think before answering the the phone. new one I once met this girl in a bar....... |
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Who looked really hot from afar,
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I realized ive had too much beer and shouldnt go near
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Because up close her head was shaped like a jar!
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Playing a nice game of hopscotch, |
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My opponent tried to raise it a notch...
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And thinking he was slick
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He attempted a foolhardy trick...
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and severely that trick he did botch
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I can't wait for the end of the week...
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when the wine that I'm aging will peak.
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with cork or with bung
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it will tantalize my tongue
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And cause all my tastebuds to freak!
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I think of the Asylum as home,
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though, at times, my grey cells tend to roam.
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I'll post random banter,
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