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Gophernut 09-29-2010 01:22 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
My fingers got a red spot,

icehog3 09-29-2010 01:23 PM

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But I soon realized,

Gophernut 09-29-2010 01:25 PM

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as the ash fell on my thighs,

icehog3 09-29-2010 01:32 PM

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My cigar had been filled up with pot!

icehog3 09-29-2010 01:32 PM

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My dog took to chasing a squirrel,

VTDragon 09-29-2010 02:12 PM

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Normally, with this, I have no quarrel

rizzle 09-29-2010 02:15 PM

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But in the middle of the tree

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 02:19 PM

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A limb unexpectedly fell on ME!

Gophernut 09-29-2010 02:31 PM

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and gave my head quite a twirl.

Gophernut 09-29-2010 02:32 PM

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The water in my cup just rippled,

Doctorossi 09-29-2010 02:33 PM

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Is it a T-Rex or have I just tippled?

icehog3 09-29-2010 03:29 PM

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So I turned to my friend,

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 03:46 PM

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Expecting to meet our end...

icehog3 09-29-2010 03:53 PM

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My expectations of doom had just tripled.

icehog3 09-29-2010 03:53 PM

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Whilst eating my peanut butter and cheese,

GolfNut 09-29-2010 04:22 PM

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I let out a God awful sneeze...

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 04:24 PM

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I splattered my screen...

icehog3 09-29-2010 04:25 PM

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with yellow and green,

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 04:27 PM

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Could you hand me a napkin, PLEASE?! :D

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 04:29 PM

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My car needed a change of oil...

icehog3 09-29-2010 04:36 PM

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As the old stuff had started to boil,

Mr B 09-29-2010 05:06 PM

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My hands and shirt got all dirty

14holestogie 09-29-2010 05:24 PM

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Wife came out and got flirty

Mr B 09-29-2010 05:29 PM

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and we did it, there on the topsoil

Mr B 09-29-2010 05:30 PM

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New:

I was told about fine cigars

GolfNut 09-29-2010 09:10 PM

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while shopping one day for cars

GolfNut 09-29-2010 09:19 PM

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it was rolled on the thigh

icehog3 09-29-2010 10:03 PM

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Of a sweaty Irish guy,

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 10:34 PM

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Now you know why I frequent Belfast's bars! :D

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 10:35 PM

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Your mother just called on the phone...

icehog3 09-29-2010 10:41 PM

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To tell you about the sweater she had sewn,

Wolfgang 09-29-2010 11:15 PM

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She asked about assless chapps and nipple clamps...

icehog3 09-30-2010 07:17 AM

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And why Woflgang has menstrual cramps,

Wolfgang 09-30-2010 07:48 AM

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:sw :r

Next time ill think before answering the the phone.




new one


I once met this girl in a bar.......

icehog3 09-30-2010 07:48 AM

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Who looked really hot from afar,

Wolfgang 09-30-2010 07:51 AM

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I realized ive had too much beer and shouldnt go near

icehog3 09-30-2010 07:55 AM

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Because up close her head was shaped like a jar!

icehog3 09-30-2010 07:55 AM

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NEW:

Playing a nice game of hopscotch,

SmokeyJoe 09-30-2010 09:18 AM

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My opponent tried to raise it a notch...

kugie 09-30-2010 09:24 AM

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And thinking he was slick

SmokeyJoe 09-30-2010 09:47 AM

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He attempted a foolhardy trick...

Brutus2600 09-30-2010 10:07 AM

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and severely that trick he did botch

Brutus2600 09-30-2010 10:08 AM

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I can't wait for the end of the week...

Doctorossi 09-30-2010 10:15 AM

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when the wine that I'm aging will peak.

kugie 09-30-2010 10:19 AM

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with cork or with bung

Mr B 09-30-2010 10:47 AM

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it will tantalize my tongue

icehog3 09-30-2010 11:06 AM

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And cause all my tastebuds to freak!

icehog3 09-30-2010 11:06 AM

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I think of the Asylum as home,

Doctorossi 09-30-2010 11:19 AM

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though, at times, my grey cells tend to roam.

Brutus2600 09-30-2010 11:37 AM

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I'll post random banter,


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