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Mugen910 01-20-2009 12:42 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by poker (Post 180512)
LMAO! Damn I didnt edit it in time LOL

+1 for better ninja skills than Kelly! :r

poker 01-20-2009 12:45 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 180515)
+1 for better ninja skills than Kelly! :r

+1 for being able to edit your posts :ss


ie #39 lol

Mugen910 01-20-2009 12:47 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by poker (Post 180520)
+1 for being able to edit your posts :ss


ie #39 lol

Well played, you are a formidable foe. :r

AdamC 01-20-2009 12:48 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
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Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 180206)
The 442 is a Oldsmobile though ;)

oops damn I always do that...I know it is oldsmobile, don't know why I always do that, usually I catch it in time to correct myself.

poker 01-20-2009 12:48 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
heh heh :D

taltos 01-20-2009 12:49 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
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Originally Posted by poker (Post 180509)
Sure, do you do lawns? :r

He does a great job on shirts, just no starch. (sorry Bao):r:r:r

tobii3 01-23-2009 02:21 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
CARS???

CARS???

How you gonna have a MASCULINE CAR??

mas-cu-line [mas-kyuh-lin] –adjective

1. pertaining to or characteristic of a man or men: masculine attire.

2. having qualities traditionally ascribed to men, as strength and boldness.

Let's see here.....

4 doors - check

enormous trunk space - check

DVD Player - check

1500 Watt stereo - check

4 tons of steel - check

400+ Horsepower - check

700+ ft/lbs of torque - check

Diesel Engine - CHECK!!!


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...3/driveway.jpg

NOW WE'RE TALKING MASCULINE!!!!!

kayak_rat 01-23-2009 04:19 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Back seat like a 4x8....check

No turning radius........check

Awful resale value.......check

Gas mileage of grandpa's Lincoln........check

Stopping distance of a Freightliner........check

;)

Genetic Defect 01-23-2009 04:22 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 186921)
CARS???

CARS???

How you gonna have a MASCULINE CAR??

mas-cu-line [mas-kyuh-lin] –adjective

1. pertaining to or characteristic of a man or men: masculine attire.

2. having qualities traditionally ascribed to men, as strength and boldness.

Let's see here.....

4 doors - check

enormous trunk space - check

DVD Player - check

1500 Watt stereo - check

4 tons of steel - check

400+ Horsepower - check

700+ ft/lbs of torque - check

Diesel Engine - CHECK!!!


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...3/driveway.jpg

NOW WE'RE TALKING MASCULINE!!!!!

:phttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...8/IMG_3075.jpg

CBI_2 01-23-2009 04:35 PM

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Does this work for anyone? :D

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/n.../hugetruck.jpg

tobii3 01-23-2009 05:05 PM

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I knew you were good peeps Vito!!!

:tu

hey kayak_rat!!!

Back seat like a 4x8....you might wanna re-check that

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cars.com reviews
What we liked (04 Ram)

+ Interior space and comfort

The Ram 2500’s long seat bottoms offer an easy-chair experience. Interior space is plentiful, especially in the Quad Cab configuration.

No turning radius........turning radius is shallower than most midsize cars

Awful resale value.......current bluebook on my truck is $22,910...I paid $33K in Oct 2004....that's 51 months and a depreciation of $10K....that means it depreciated a WHOPPING $196 a month over the past 4 years

Gas mileage of grandpa's Lincoln........Current display on my truck shows my MPG at 17.9mpg in the city - I average 20 - 23 mpg on the highway

Stopping distance of a Freightliner........(cut from www.truckinweb.com)
The Dodge's brakes, which were by far class-leading around town in feel and stopping power, also turned in the best 60-0 braking distance of 138.6 feet - only 6 feet longer than the recently tested '04 Dodge Ram SRT-10, and a whopping 16 feet shorter than the GMC Sierra HD. The 30-0 braking distance with the trailer was also tops.

Wow.....I'd be embarassed if I were you, kayak_rat

what was it you drive again??? an OUTBACK???

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

av8tor152d 01-23-2009 05:13 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Oh no Tobii the time has come to show the true masculine vehicle you drive.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3505/...c1d452de_o.jpg

Yes it is hard to see but these pictures of him were smuggled yes smuggled out of the state to me at a very high cost.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3391/...377bf5f7_o.jpg

Yep that is a minivan.

Thank you !

Genetic Defect 01-23-2009 05:13 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 187221)
I knew you were good peeps Vito!!!

:tu

hey kayak_rat!!!

Back seat like a 4x8....you might wanna re-check that



No turning radius........turning radius is shallower than most midsize cars

Awful resale value.......current bluebook on my truck is $22,910...I paid $33K in Oct 2004....that's 51 months and a depreciation of $10K....that means it depreciated a WHOPPING $200 a month over the past 4 years What's the current bluebook on YOUR car??

Gas mileage of grandpa's Lincoln........Current display on my truck shows my MPG at 17.9mpg in the city - I average 20 - 23 mpg on the highway

Stopping distance of a Freightliner........(cut from www.truckinweb.com)
The Dodge's brakes, which were by far class-leading around town in feel and stopping power, also turned in the best 60-0 braking distance of 138.6 feet - only 6 feet longer than the recently tested '04 Dodge Ram SRT-10, and a whopping 16 feet shorter than the GMC Sierra HD. The 30-0 braking distance with the trailer was also tops.

Wow.....I'd be embarassed if I were you, kayak_rat

what was it you drive again???

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

thank you :D

tobii3 01-23-2009 05:19 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by av8tor152d (Post 187232)
Oh no Tobii the time has come to show the true masculine vehicle you drive.

Yep that is a minivan.

Thank you !

You can't PROVE that was me!!!

av8tor152d 01-23-2009 05:22 PM

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As for my Masculine family car, Sadly I have always been a truck or motorcycle owner. I cringed when the wife suggested a sedan. I just have pictures in my head of very plain looking 4 door cars with 2 car seats ect ect. But I have to say I was happy when I came home from Iraq to see the sedan/family car she picked up.

http://www.caranddriver.com/var/ezwe...mage_large.jpg

av8tor152d 01-23-2009 05:22 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 187238)
You can't PROVE that was me!!!

Oh yes I can, I have your number and, I know household 6 will back up the photos. Just admit it and take the shame.

Genetic Defect 01-23-2009 05:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 180510)
I'll kill the spiders & put dolphin shorts on again..:c

:confused: pics?

tobii3 01-23-2009 05:24 PM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by av8tor152d (Post 187242)
....but I have to say I was happy when I came home from Iraq to see the sedan/family car she picked up.

beats the hell out of a minivan!!!!

:lv

cvm4 01-24-2009 06:43 AM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
Gotta put the Impala SS as a good family car.

HK3- 01-17-2011 09:25 AM

Re: Masculine Family Cars
 
With our first kid due at the end of June, my wife sent me out a few weeks back to start searching for my family car. She drives a gmc suv and i only have a two wheeler so she figures I need a car also just in case of an emergency. This is what I came home with. :r Yesterday coming home from breakfast we got pulled over because the cops said we fit the decription of the armed robbers who had just robbed a nearby store???. :confused: I think we got profiled. ;) Needless to say the wife doesn't like my version of a family car.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/l...zs/photo-1.jpg


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