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Hell, everybody wants to be here in the winter but when they're here in August-September they're crying about how hot and humid it is and saying no way I could live in this. |
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-12 with a-29 windchill in Mayberry...:cb
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . . 65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wisconsin sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above Zero People in Miami all die. Wisconsinites close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?' 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late |
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That's funny and very true Allan! :r:r
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i think the uw and matc are the only schools open today in madison
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Drove into work this morning with it reading -7. Gotta love it. It's to cold to even cry about it. My eyes would freeze shut.
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When I lived in Moscow in the 1960s as a kid we were not allowed to go on our terrace in the winter because it was so cold the poorly constructed thing might actually break off. We also stayed inside on some days because it was so cold that your tears would, in fact, freeze. My father says it was about 40 below straight up at the worst.
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Whoa- down to 8.6 now! Single digits at 17:30- it WILL be below zero tonight! Boy, my electric bill is gonna be 6 large this month!
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high schools cancelled school for tomorrow too.... wusses! I still have to go
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-4F !?!!!!!?
It only feels like 0F. |
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