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rizzle 01-15-2009 09:51 AM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 171261)
you wouldn't think it makes a big difference and maybe being in it for a minute or two you wouldn't notice it but once it goes from -15 to 5 it will feel warmer :) (I hope this muddies things up) :r

I think if I lived in a climate like that I would be a raving alcoholic. I've got to be able to get outside and I just can't see wanting to be outside in that. I guess it's like anything else--you deal with it.

Hell, everybody wants to be here in the winter but when they're here in August-September they're crying about how hot and humid it is and saying no way I could live in this.

backwoods 01-15-2009 09:51 AM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
-12 with a-29 windchill in Mayberry...:cb



COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late

rizzle 01-15-2009 09:55 AM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by backwoods (Post 171289)
-12 with a-29 windchill in Mayberry...:cb

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .

:r:r

Jbailey 01-15-2009 09:56 AM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
That's funny and very true Allan! :r:r

Genetic Defect 01-15-2009 10:00 AM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle (Post 171285)
I think if I lived in a climate like that I would be a raving alcoholic. I've got to be able to get outside and I just can't see wanting to be outside in that. I guess it's like anything else--you deal with it.

Hell, everybody wants to be here in the winter but when they're here in August-September they're crying about how hot and humid it is and saying no way I could live in this.

I will trade ya

Genetic Defect 01-15-2009 10:01 AM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by backwoods (Post 171289)
-12 with a-29 windchill in Mayberry...:cb



COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late

this is outdated, all the public schools that I know of are closed:tg People in WI can't handle the cold any better then people in some other cold state:D

rizzle 01-15-2009 10:09 AM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 171308)
I will trade ya

No thanks. Although I did have some good times with a lil hottie that was originally from Milwaukee. You can send more like her down here if you wish.
:D

Genetic Defect 01-15-2009 10:19 AM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle (Post 171337)
No thanks. Although I did have some good times with a lil hottie that was originally from Milwaukee. You can send more like her down here if you wish.
:D

a hottie from Milwaukee, are you sure :confused:

Asher 01-15-2009 12:00 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 170628)

Madison, WI.

Asher 01-15-2009 12:10 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 171311)
this is outdated, all the public schools that I know of are closed:tg People in WI can't handle the cold any better then people in some other cold state:D

Madison schools are still open today.

Beer Doctor 01-15-2009 12:29 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Asher (Post 171638)
Madison schools are still open today.

They canceled school in Madison today. My wife's a 5th grade teacher and she's home with the kid.

backwoods 01-15-2009 12:35 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
i think the uw and matc are the only schools open today in madison

Beer Doctor 01-15-2009 12:35 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle (Post 171117)
Is there really any difference in 0 and -15 or 20? Once you get down that low does it really matter?

IMO there isn't much difference when you first walk outside. I walked outside to start my car this morning and was like, "this isn't that bad." Then in about 3 minutes I started shivering and two minutes later my face was hurting. The difference is at 0 degrees it takes about 30 minutes for the aforementioned symptoms to sink in but at -15 it takes about 5 minutes. At 0 I'd consider playing pond hockey:ih Well maybe not:D

Beer Doctor 01-15-2009 12:36 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by backwoods (Post 171689)
i think the uw and matc are the only schools open today in madison

UW is still on break but my advisor is here so the faculty came to work.

IBQTEE1 01-15-2009 03:19 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Drove into work this morning with it reading -7. Gotta love it. It's to cold to even cry about it. My eyes would freeze shut.

hotreds 01-15-2009 03:25 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
When I lived in Moscow in the 1960s as a kid we were not allowed to go on our terrace in the winter because it was so cold the poorly constructed thing might actually break off. We also stayed inside on some days because it was so cold that your tears would, in fact, freeze. My father says it was about 40 below straight up at the worst.

Asher 01-15-2009 03:30 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Beer Doctor (Post 171673)
They canceled school in Madison today. My wife's a 5th grade teacher and she's home with the kid.

Ah, you're right. I couldn't find MMSD in the school cancellation list earlier.

hotreds 01-15-2009 03:33 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
Whoa- down to 8.6 now! Single digits at 17:30- it WILL be below zero tonight! Boy, my electric bill is gonna be 6 large this month!

King James 01-15-2009 03:39 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
high schools cancelled school for tomorrow too.... wusses! I still have to go

DonWeb 01-15-2009 04:16 PM

Re: Stay Warm, Midwest
 
-4F !?!!!!!?

It only feels like 0F.


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