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Ace$nyper 12-31-2008 10:57 AM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shilala (Post 143192)
Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!
O M F G

ahhaahhaahahahahah
:r:r:r

Gross

shilala 12-31-2008 12:02 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace$nyper (Post 143500)
O M F G

ahhaahhaahahahahah
:r:r:r

Gross
D lives in California.
My guess is that he'll take it home with him, too. :lv

Ironfreak 12-31-2008 12:42 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Dude, that is a whole lotta cocky you are gonna have to preview...

LOL

doctorcue 12-31-2008 01:25 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Oh brother, I feel for you man. I say go home and get drunk to forget the day.

We'll try not to bring this up at the next herf. Key Word = Try :tu

markem 12-31-2008 01:39 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
I can see Darrell singing this little ditty all day:

This is my rifle
This is my gun
This one's for shooting
This one's for fun

shvictor 12-31-2008 06:43 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Darell, I think this makes you the official "Peter Greeter".

Rockestone 12-31-2008 06:55 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
:r:r:r

This whole thread is freakin' funny!!

:r:r:r

Swampper 12-31-2008 06:57 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
I would like to thank you for serving our country, and protecting our freedom. :usa

Darrell 12-31-2008 08:42 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBruce (Post 142874)
What does an Nco do in the airforce besides wiener watch give some stearn talking too's I bet. :r
Given the average Soldiers ASVAB score, nothing you could begin to comprehend. :r

newcigarz 12-31-2008 08:45 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Do you think 600 men 1 cup will make it onto youtube??:D

shvictor 01-01-2009 11:27 AM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by newcigarz (Post 144312)
Do you think 600 men 1 cup will make it onto youtube??:D
:r:r:r:r:r

Genetic Defect 01-01-2009 12:01 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
How many cocks to get a promotion?

Dennis569 01-01-2009 12:19 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Is this the rubber dong thread?
I fingered it had to be around here somewhere.

Partagaspete 01-01-2009 02:40 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 144768)
How many cocks to get a promotion?
Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.:r

T

Genetic Defect 01-01-2009 02:41 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Partagaspete (Post 144929)
Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.:r

T
:r

Sauer Grapes 01-01-2009 04:30 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Look on the bright side, every single one can be laughed at and then told that looks just like a penis only smaller.

boonedoggle 01-01-2009 04:32 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 142406)
Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]
Get to it, Sarge! Whatever...you enjoy it. Who doesn't?! :hm:r

Yazzie 01-01-2009 05:24 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Hey D, that's good OTJ Training to get yourself a gig with the NFL, NBA, MLB, etc... administering the Urin Tests. :r

icantbejon 01-01-2009 05:44 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Wow. This story seriously makes me wish I could resign my commission and re-enlist. It sounds as great as when I was a PFC scooping up dog **** outside of our motor pool. Why on earth did I ever decide to leave the enlisted side of the house????? What on earth was I thinking?????

:r:r:r:r:r

HK3- 01-01-2009 06:05 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Looking for the Wizinator! Nothing like the rubber **** and bladder strapped to the leg.

I would have to say that you my friend have a suck ass job. :D


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