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BHalbrooks 07-15-2013 05:43 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1861388)
Buying Detroit never even crossed my mind.
Unless Robocop is involved that deal, I wouldn't buy. Detroit is such a shithole lol

replicant_argent 07-15-2013 06:10 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
One word. (or two)
Charcoal Futures.

icehog3 07-15-2013 06:29 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Travel cross country to smoke cigars with strangers.

Do NOT buy Detroit, I am from there and don't want it changed into a giant shooting club. Oh, wait....never mind. :r

King James 07-15-2013 06:34 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1861417)
Travel cross country to smoke cigars with strangers.

Do NOT buy Detroit, I am from there and don't want it changed into a giant shooting club. Oh, wait....never mind. :r
Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?

pnoon 07-15-2013 06:36 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by King James (Post 1861425)
Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?
:=:

icehog3 07-15-2013 06:39 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by King James (Post 1861425)
Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?
South Detroit?? C'mon, Eileen! :D

pnoon 07-15-2013 06:39 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1861437)
South Detroit?? C'mon, Eileen! :D
:lr

You guys are killin' me!

T.G 07-15-2013 06:58 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

pnoon 07-15-2013 07:00 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1861454)
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Hey, Andy.

You been sniffin' the turpentine again?

icehog3 07-15-2013 07:08 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Immediately buy the rights to this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

T.G 07-15-2013 07:09 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1861455)
Hey, Andy.

You been sniffin' the turpentine again?
Nah, contact high from the burnt powder while shooting clays.

BHalbrooks 07-15-2013 07:10 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
...Tom, what kinda crap are you looking for on YouTube, to find that lol

T.G 07-15-2013 07:21 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1861127)
The movie rights to "Guy on a Buffalo"
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1861461)
Immediately buy the rights to this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

That's a second.

Can we get a vote? All in favor say "Aye". All opposed say "Ban me"

Blueface 07-15-2013 07:37 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
My entire left leg is pissed all over.
Damn you guys!!!

T.G 07-15-2013 07:39 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Hey Chief, how about some philanthropy and a new pair of pants for Carlos?

replicant_argent 07-15-2013 07:47 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1861454)
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Holy sh!t, you know Randolph Mantooth? Of

EMERGENCY!



fame?
We are not worthy.

KMG 365

ysr_racer 07-15-2013 07:52 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1861454)
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Coincidently I already have most of that crap.

shark 07-15-2013 09:14 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
An office with orange and white stripes?

An all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel?

a disco room with your own disco dancers?

A big backyard with Grecian statues?

markem 07-15-2013 09:30 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Some ideas here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qFYmsuC01c

T.G 07-15-2013 09:37 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ysr_racer (Post 1861483)
Coincidently I already have most of that crap.
Then, what do you want out of life?


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