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icehog3 03-02-2012 01:36 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Sitting with the Queen drinking tea,
She asked "Do you fart when you pee?",
I thought for a bit,
And asked "Do you belch when you sh!t?",
And thought that was quite clever of me.

MajorCaptSilly 03-02-2012 01:39 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
I'm deeply offended by every post in this thread.


Punitive damages,

MCS

Subvet642 03-02-2012 01:40 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 1578955)
Correction, solicitor.

You are welcome.
Barristers argue cases in court.

markem 03-02-2012 02:09 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Can we just merge with Canada instead? I grew up with Canadian TV being about the only real channel we could receive (Havre, MT, look it up on google maps). Hockey Night in Canada, Monty Python unedited and the complete World At War series. Love the Canadian national anthem, one of the most beautiful to sing. Ranks right there with American the Beautiful.

Stephen 03-02-2012 02:29 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1578982)
Can we just merge with Canada instead? I grew up with Canadian TV being about the only real channel we could receive (Havre, MT, look it up on google maps). Hockey Night in Canada, Monty Python unedited and the complete World At War series. Love the Canadian national anthem, one of the most beautiful to sing. Ranks right there with American the Beautiful.
Sorry, John Candy isn't around to incite an international incident.
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Gophernut 03-02-2012 03:09 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1578982)
Can we just merge with Canada instead? I grew up with Canadian TV being about the only real channel we could receive (Havre, MT, look it up on google maps). Hockey Night in Canada, Monty Python unedited and the complete World At War series. Love the Canadian national anthem, one of the most beautiful to sing. Ranks right there with American the Beautiful.
Listening to the Wild/Habs game last night, the singer sang it in a french/english combo. Absolutely spectacular.

Reaver2145 03-02-2012 03:58 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1578852)
Is that English?
No that is a £5 keyboard from argos.

Reaver2145 03-02-2012 04:06 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1578581)
To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

Dear Sir/Madam,

That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.



Sincerely,

Uncle Sam



PS: Go get your shinebox.
pffft didnt need your help you just decided to join us we had Jack Churchill with him we could of taken over the world with his claymore alone.

icehog3 03-02-2012 04:28 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1579081)
pffft didnt need your help you just decided to join us we had Jack Churchill with him we could of taken over the world with his claymore alone.
I heard about him trying to band up with Paul Bunyon and his ox.

Silound 03-04-2012 09:06 AM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Bah, tea is garbage. Coffee, hot and black like the pits of hell, now that's a civilized beverage for the afternoon. Come to think of it, I'll trade you some coffee for some good beer.

Stephen 03-04-2012 11:56 AM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
The U.S. of A got the Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin, and Great Britain got Madonna. Score one more for the good guys.:D

Reaver2145 03-04-2012 12:26 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.

icehog3 03-04-2012 12:42 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1580993)
Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.
I don't like bettles, they eat cigars.

The Beatles are great, though.

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-04-2012 12:44 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1581006)
I don't like bettles, they eat cigars.

The Beatles are great, though.
:r:r

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-04-2012 12:45 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1579075)
No that is a £5 keyboard from argos.
So your keyboard is missing punctuation marks and keys?

Reaver2145 03-04-2012 02:11 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1581013)
So your keyboard is missing punctuation marks and keys?
No they just dont work on a regular basis.

chippewastud79 03-04-2012 02:45 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1581123)
No they just dont work on a regular basis.
I think you have to push the punctuation keys for them to work. :tu

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-04-2012 02:58 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1581158)
I think you have to push the punctuation keys for them to work. :tu
:D

mase 03-04-2012 03:02 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1580993)
Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.
But they all chose to stay in the States.

icehog3 03-04-2012 03:43 PM
Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mase (Post 1581175)
But they all chose to stay in the States.
Wouldn't you?? :lr


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