Originally Posted by forgop (Post 1428692)

I think your wife must be the only one saying that. I don't think anyone else has heard anything like that.

Originally Posted by Sonic04GT (Post 1428917)

My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.

Originally Posted by Lonely Raven (Post 1429021)

My fiance calls me old man because she's 13 years younger than me! :D

Originally Posted by N2 GOLD (Post 1429033)

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...t_M6n9UtY3uvCF


I'm sorry I had toooooo.... :r :r

Originally Posted by Barcode (Post 1428670)

Ask her the same question referring to her shoes. :D

Originally Posted by liltim (Post 1429041)

I definitely agree with this. Sounds like a great argument ender.

Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1428640)

"When is this all going to stop, when are you going to have enough?" referring to my cigars.......sigh......

Originally Posted by Lonely Raven (Post 1428700)

I hate to say this...but time to hide the purchases/stock.

Originally Posted by neoflex (Post 1428814)

The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible. :r Way to do this is do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order.:r

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1428835)

It also helps if you attribute packages to Bombs!!! Just say, "Those guys!!!" when a package arrives!:D

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1428939)

I don't get any gaff whatsoever.
This reminds me of a McDonald's commercial that's been on football. The woman says "Margie's boyfriend says Sunday is only for watching football? What do you think?"
Then the little guy thinks and shivers and pees a little and says "He's a jerk."
That's sad. Very sad. On about a thousand nutless levels.
Granted, Liberty works both ways. My actions can't deny the Liberty of my wife and children.
I married well. My wife watches football with me constantly and makes sure our schedule works around it.
While I was typing she spun around and asked when I wanted to go to Florida to go diving.
I rest my case. :D

Originally Posted by xlc12rf (Post 1429244)

As long as it is not interfering with the finances, what's the big deal?

I tell my wife that I am my own person, and I refuse to end activities that give me enjoyment just because she says so. This is why I still smoke cigars, ride my motorcycle, etc.

I had to explain it carefully, but when she understood that she was just being selfish, she stopped giving me grief completely. Now she half supports it, if it makes me happy.

Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1428640)

"When is this all going to stop, when are you going to have enough?" referring to my cigars.......sigh......

Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1429070)

This I would like to do, but no one I know out of here smokes...well my co-worker...hmmm will have to think about this.

Originally Posted by xlc12rf (Post 1429244)

As long as it is not interfering with the finances, what's the big deal?

I tell my wife that I am my own person, and I refuse to end activities that give me enjoyment just because she says so. This is why I still smoke cigars, ride my motorcycle, etc.

I had to explain it carefully, but when she understood that she was just being selfish, she stopped giving me grief completely. Now she half supports it, if it makes me happy.

Originally Posted by neoflex (Post 1429309)

Do splits with fellow Asylum members and just claim the packages to be bombs or have them sent to work.:D

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1429407)

I had to give the ex half my chit, but I kept all the cigars and the dog. :r