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maninblack

08-25-2011 08:22 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

Buy a cooler now. Saves you time later.

Boz	08-25-2011 08:29 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1386472)

I have to admit, I do find myself sneaking things now.
Yesterday I got home and ran to the mailbox to grab my Shilala beads order before she saw it. I stop at a B&M and grab a cigar or two and try to smuggle into my humidor before she sees.:r

She doesn't understand, she thinks that 10 cigars should be plenty to have on hand.
I don't like her to look into my humi because then she thinks I don't need anything.
When I got bombed to death last Saturday she saw what I got and said ,"well I guess you don't need to buy anything anytime soon". Then I went to Walmart to get a cooler!

I justify it by telling myself she would rather not know about my "problem".

Haha. Just the other day when two more boxes arrived, my wife looked at me and said "so how many boxes do you have"? I shrugged and said Ummm and she proceeded to walk over and open my cooler. She just looked at me and laughed. :r :banger

Blak Smyth

08-25-2011 08:30 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1386556)

Buy a cooler now. Saves you time later.

Agreed, wish I had done this sooner!

irratebass

08-25-2011 08:46 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1386562)

Agreed, wish I had done this sooner!

Ugh, remember that scene in Pulp Fiction where Jimmy is explaining to Jules how he doesn't want to F*n divorced? LOL This will be me heh.

gnukfu

08-25-2011 10:16 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1385080)

You know to stop buying when the money runs out or your wife takes away your cred card!:D

Sounds like you speak from experience Darrell!

Skywalker

08-25-2011 10:32 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by gnukfu (Post 1386675)

Sounds like you speak from experience Darrell!

No doubt!!!;)

BC-Axeman

08-25-2011 11:04 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

Or you just get a new wife...

irratebass

08-25-2011 11:09 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1386779)

Or you just get a new wife...

No thanks, if this one doesn't work out will be a bachelor till I die and will be on horders because of all the cigars and videogames

Chainsaw13

08-25-2011 11:19 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by Boz (Post 1386560)

Haha. Just the other day when two more boxes arrived, my wife looked at me and said "so how many boxes do you have"? I shrugged and said Ummm and she proceeded to walk over and open my cooler. She just looked at me and laughed. :r :banger

Next time she asks that, ask her how many pairs of shoes does she have. :D

audio1der

08-25-2011 11:34 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

It can be a challenge to self-control. Twice, I've requested new VISA cards because I had the # memorized and it was too easy to order.

irratebass

08-25-2011 11:42 AM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

LOL

Jasonw560

08-25-2011 12:29 PM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1386779)

Or you just get a new wife...

Mine fits me. We enable each other.:D

Skywalker

08-25-2011 12:32 PM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1386818)

Next time she asks that, ask her how many pairs of shoes does she have. :D

And that's when the fight started!:r

Chainsaw13

08-25-2011 01:24 PM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1386909)

And that's when the fight started!:r

I'm not married so what do I know. :D :r

irratebass

08-25-2011 01:24 PM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1386909)

And that's when the fight started!:r

Perfect!

maninblack

08-25-2011 01:46 PM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1387005)

I'm not married so what do I know. :D :r

Wise man.

Boz	08-25-2011 03:13 PM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1386818)

Next time she asks that, ask her how many pairs of shoes does she have. :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1386909)

And that's when the fight started!:r

LOL. With all the purses and shoes she has, she cant really get mad at my hobby.

cmitch

08-25-2011 03:17 PM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1386526)

Its coming, be forewarned, its coming. I started the year 2010 with 75 cigars. I joined CA and soon after started going crazy. 1500 or so cigars later, I still got the bug.

I would die a slow, miserable death at the hands of a very irate wife.

cmitch

08-25-2011 03:18 PM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

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Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1386556)

Buy a cooler now. Saves you time later.

I have no need for a cooler. It would just speed up my murder.

alfredo_buscatti

08-27-2011 04:19 PM

Re: Can't stop ordering!

I buy one box on the cc, pay it off before I buy another.

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