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DBall 06-11-2011 07:05 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
ATM Network Engineer for an ISP. The answer I give to non-technical/non-geeky people is that I make the internet work... :D

gettysburgfreak 06-11-2011 07:17 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
border patrol agent

lostark374 06-12-2011 07:26 AM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Strip Club Manager

Lear31MX 06-12-2011 08:12 AM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1292394)
Fix stuff in airplanes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barcode (Post 1292321)
777 Airplane Mechanic

Happy to see a couple more aircraft mechanic around here!:tu

longknocker 06-12-2011 08:16 AM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
I Put People To Sleep.:D

maninblack 06-12-2011 08:44 AM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
I'm a bouncer at several local strip clubs. They also make me wipe down the poles and mop the floors in the peep show booths. Nasty job but someones gotta do it.

shilala 06-12-2011 09:12 AM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
I'm a retired union pipefitter. I only ever did that when I had to though. I spent most of my time creating/building things so I didn't have to go to work.

Ogre 06-12-2011 01:29 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
I save your A$$'s when you get in trouble!!!









Firefighter/Paramedic.

T.G 06-12-2011 01:32 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
I play piano in a whorehouse

Ogre 06-12-2011 01:34 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1293576)
I'm a bouncer at several local strip clubs. They also make me wipe down the poles and mop the floors in the peep show booths. Nasty job but someones gotta do it.

That would be a promotion for you!!!!

maninblack 06-12-2011 03:26 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1293739)
That would be a promotion for you!!!!

The fringe benefits are nice. Free lap dances.

emopunker2004 06-12-2011 03:29 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1293731)
I save your cats stuck in trees









Firefighter/Paramedic.

Fixed it

Ogre 06-12-2011 03:33 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Dont be a Hater Justin. Not everyone can do my job Babysitter!!!!

G G 06-12-2011 03:35 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
I am an EMT on a 911 Waambulance. You call, we haul. Besides you get to see the doctor quicker if you go with us.

maninblack 06-12-2011 03:45 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1293827)
Dont be a Hater Justin. Not everyone can do my job Babysitter!!!!

Burn!!

emopunker2004 06-12-2011 03:51 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1293827)
Dont be a Hater Justin. Not everyone can do my job Babysitter!!!!

and not everyone can be surrounded by violent criminals outnumbered 100 to 1 either :su

Ogre 06-12-2011 03:55 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by emopunker2004 (Post 1293835)
and not everyone can be surrounded by violent criminals outnumbered 100 to 1 either :su

They are locked up in cells!!!! J/K bro, you have a difficult job!!! (still a babysitter)

emopunker2004 06-12-2011 04:01 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1293836)
They are locked up in cells!!!! J/K bro, you have a difficult job!!! (still a babysitter)

lol only in their cells from 830pm-4am. Rest of the day we walk amongst them. O I'm a babysitter but instead of little kids, it's killers and rapists who don't like being babysat :r

maninblack 06-12-2011 04:02 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
All right you two, go to your corners. I'm really an anti-terrorist technician. Highly skilled in long range and hand to hand combat.

emopunker2004 06-12-2011 04:08 PM

Re: What do you do for a living?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1293841)
I really babysit nukes to make sure they don't run away

Fixed


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