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acruce 08-14-2010 08:30 PM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits.

ujponds 08-14-2010 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by acruce (Post 953498)
I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits.

I can see why you wouldn't notice the name.

taltos 08-14-2010 09:08 PM

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I have to vote for the Cremosa.

icehog3 08-14-2010 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 953353)
The issue with Gurkhas is the inconsistency. I had 3 cigars from the same box, 1 good and 2 sucked!!! Will not do that gamble again.

I had a similar experience Larry...I had 3 Gurkhas from the same box, 0 good and 3 sucked! :r

Starscream 08-14-2010 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by acruce (Post 953498)
I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits.

:r Free Cuba

M1903A1 08-14-2010 10:36 PM

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Tom, I can barely type after reading your review!:r:r:r When cigars come back into vogue you should do cigar reviews for the newspapers!!

My worst...a Puros Indios. In three words: puff, puff, PITCH!!!!!! :pu

icehog3 08-14-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 953602)
:r Free Cuba

And I thought she was just "cheap".

icehog3 08-14-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by M1903A1 (Post 953604)
Tom, I can barely type after reading your review!:r:r:r When cigars come back into vogue you should do cigar reviews for the newspapers!!

I guess I could try The Onion, Scott. :r

Superbad 08-14-2010 10:40 PM

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Ghurka's. I have yet to have one that didn't taste like bitters and dirt.

M1903A1 08-14-2010 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 953609)
I guess I could try The Onion, Scott. :r

That would certainly improve it, Tom!!!

icehog3 08-14-2010 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by M1903A1 (Post 953618)
That would certainly improve it, Tom!!!

:r :r

gvarsity 08-15-2010 08:18 AM

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Pirates gold. Had about three decent puffs and then it turned to ass/ash flavored. Just nasty.

neoflex 08-15-2010 08:27 AM

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I never had the balls to try a Cremosa or a Tamboril.:r For me it was a Pinar something or other. It was gifted to me from a local many, many years ago. It was the ones that they claimed they found a warehouse full of pre-embargo Cuban leaf.(cough BullSh*t, cough, cough) Smoking that thing basically tasted like I was sucking on warm air and that was it. No flavor whatsoever. If you would like to know what it tasted like, wait until the winter and if you have forced air in your home wait for the heat to kick on and grab yourself a straw and suck the air coming out of the vent through the straw. You have now replicated what this smoke tasted like. After that the worst smokes I have ever had was basically every single Nub and I tried all of them except for the Cain as I have yet to convince myself to try one. All the others made it a few puffs and were chucked. Lifes to short to waste time smoking sh*tty cigars.

68TriShield 08-15-2010 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 953195)
Cremosa Cubana, hands down. :r

Runners up:

Tamboril
Gurkha Regent
Fauxhiba at SHV <----

I'd have to say this was the most offensive cigar I've tasted/smoked.
And after dissecting this baby and seeing what was inside,instead of tobacco....:pu

pektel 08-15-2010 08:46 AM

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worst i.ve had so far was called a park avenue, made by gurkha iirc.

s15driftking 08-15-2010 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 953578)
I had a similar experience Larry...I had 3 Gurkhas from the same box, 0 good and 3 sucked! :r

see, the reason i know you are lying is because you'd never own a whole box of gurkhas!!!

s15driftking 08-15-2010 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NCRadioMan (Post 953291)
Pretty much everyone that smoked them has the same type thoughts as Tom, Chingas. :pu

i like your avatar.

icehog3 08-15-2010 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by s15driftking (Post 953794)
see, the reason i know you are lying is because you'd never own a whole box of gurkhas!!!

It's called "comedic license", Bobby. ;) :r

SvilleKid 08-15-2010 01:54 PM

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All these neophytes!! Gurkhas are Opus beside Cremosa's. I will be happy to hook-up a select few brothers' that haven't had the "pleasure" of a Cremosa up with both a Cremosa and a Gurkha for a side by side comparison. Only requirement is that they will have to smoke at least half of each cigar and write up a review! I think I have three Cremosa's left. But, may be only two. Will have to dig them out and count.

Smokin Gator 08-15-2010 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 954064)
All these neophytes!! Gurkhas are Opus beside Cremosa's. I will be happy to hook-up a select few brothers' that haven't had the "pleasure" of a Cremosa up with both a Cremosa and a Gurkha for a side by side comparison. Only requirement is that they will have to smoke at least half of each cigar and write up a review! I think I have three Cremosa's left. But, may be only two. Will have to dig them out and count.

Thanks for the offer brother... but I PASS!!!:tu


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