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jsnake 04-22-2010 01:30 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Well the way I see it I will need to load up on cigars and ammo and band together with some gun wielding BOTL. I think on my stash alone I could go about 100 days smoking 2 to 3 a day.

McSmokey 04-22-2010 01:31 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Not long enough!!! :tu

loki 04-22-2010 01:33 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
i just looked over my stash and to quote lord of war "your stock piles are dangerously depleted, you better order more from the factory"

Scottw 04-22-2010 01:40 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months

guado 04-22-2010 02:02 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this :) ) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!!

Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set.

yellowgoat 04-22-2010 02:09 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
A few days. :r

I have a couple boxes in my humi, but I like going to the cigar shops and buying a hand full the best.

If I survive the trip to a shop, I'll just board my self up in there until I die. ;)

Volt 04-22-2010 02:10 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Based on current stock.... maybe 6 months at 1 a day..... I'd have to ration myself. On the other hand, If I smoked Philly grapes and peach - would that drive them off?

wolfandwhisky 04-22-2010 02:46 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by guado (Post 836024)
Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this :) ) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!!

Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set.

Rock one of these from an upstairs window and you'd be able to enjoy all 5 years of smokes!

Maybe you should show her the article linked earlier that explains why zombies are plausible...

spectrrr 04-22-2010 02:50 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 835979)
Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months

thats right about in line with me. 2-3 a day would only last me for 6 months. at the rate I do now... 5 years!

spectrrr 04-22-2010 02:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by alwayslit (Post 835787)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrizaO-X00.....take care of business. Have a relaxing smoke after.

:dr:dr:dr:dr:dr

YES PLEASE!!!!! I WANT!!!!

mmblz 04-22-2010 02:52 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
all depends on whether zombies like cigars or not...

Dooge 04-22-2010 03:18 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
first, i'm not sure if i would be able to bring everything with me. I have a couple of travel humidors that are waterproof/damage resistant so they would last some time. Take the foam separators out and then i should be able to fit more in. Maybe one day i will pick up one of those 30 count travel humi's, that would probably fit everything i have right there. Smoking just one a night would last me for a few weeks. Then I'd have to burgle smoke shops and lounges.

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Originally Posted by sodomanaz (Post 835279)
Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

As far as I can work out, they're not attracted to the smell of smoke. They do seem to have an acute sense of smell but are more attuned to the human flesh than anything else.

Its a tough thing to say what they are and are not attracted to.

Just remember folks, head for the high ground. Burn the stairs and bar the windows.

replicant_argent 04-22-2010 03:46 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
all I have to do is carry Andys smokes... and run just slightly faster than he does.... Which shouldn't be a problem, right?

kzm007 04-22-2010 03:54 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
People, this is why we not only need to cremate the dead, but seal the ashes in concrete...or re-use the ashes for road work. Or maybe Gurkha wrappers, whichever is easiest.

wolfandwhisky 04-22-2010 04:14 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spectrrr (Post 836127)
:dr:dr:dr:dr

YES PLEASE!!!!! I WANT!!!!

:tpd: that thing is awesome!

Dooge 04-22-2010 05:40 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

loki 04-22-2010 05:42 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836326)
not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

i plan to bug in

Dooge 04-22-2010 05:56 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
i'll be going to your house... you have guns. We can fasten something to the top of my mini cooper

loki 04-22-2010 05:59 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836335)
i'll be going to your house... you have guns. We can fasten something to the top of my mini cooper

guns, food, cigars, and once i have a house, a generator

Dooge 04-22-2010 06:02 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
generators would attract them... i do know they go towards sound. solar paneling?


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