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Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
Well the way I see it I will need to load up on cigars and ammo and band together with some gun wielding BOTL. I think on my stash alone I could go about 100 days smoking 2 to 3 a day.
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Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
Not long enough!!! :tu
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i just looked over my stash and to quote lord of war "your stock piles are dangerously depleted, you better order more from the factory"
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Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months
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Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this :) ) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!!
Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set. |
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A few days. :r
I have a couple boxes in my humi, but I like going to the cigar shops and buying a hand full the best. If I survive the trip to a shop, I'll just board my self up in there until I die. ;) |
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Based on current stock.... maybe 6 months at 1 a day..... I'd have to ration myself. On the other hand, If I smoked Philly grapes and peach - would that drive them off?
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Maybe you should show her the article linked earlier that explains why zombies are plausible... |
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YES PLEASE!!!!! I WANT!!!! |
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all depends on whether zombies like cigars or not...
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first, i'm not sure if i would be able to bring everything with me. I have a couple of travel humidors that are waterproof/damage resistant so they would last some time. Take the foam separators out and then i should be able to fit more in. Maybe one day i will pick up one of those 30 count travel humi's, that would probably fit everything i have right there. Smoking just one a night would last me for a few weeks. Then I'd have to burgle smoke shops and lounges.
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Its a tough thing to say what they are and are not attracted to. Just remember folks, head for the high ground. Burn the stairs and bar the windows. |
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all I have to do is carry Andys smokes... and run just slightly faster than he does.... Which shouldn't be a problem, right?
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People, this is why we not only need to cremate the dead, but seal the ashes in concrete...or re-use the ashes for road work. Or maybe Gurkha wrappers, whichever is easiest.
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not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?
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i'll be going to your house... you have guns. We can fasten something to the top of my mini cooper
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generators would attract them... i do know they go towards sound. solar paneling?
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