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pnoon 11-10-2013 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1897985)
Yet I don't slap my knee at you.-(P

And IPAs are awesome if you like sucking pinecones. :pu

Don't even get me started on gin. :lr

I was slapping my knee at Slappy.

galaga 11-11-2013 10:32 AM

Re: How to Make a Good Martini
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1897971)
Yeah, we suck this year, Rick. Now my only hope for a happy ending is for Alabama to humiliate the Semiholes in the BCS game. :)

Gonna be yelling at the TV for that game :banger

I take it you wouldn't like the taste of Retsina then?


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Originally Posted by smokin5 (Post 1897928)
Wait...wait...but do you stand on your left foot or
someone else's while you shake?
And how much thrust of the hips while you do it?

Are you talking about making a martini or OGC?





(Old Guy Coitus)

replicant_argent 11-11-2013 12:58 PM

Re: How to Make a Good Martini
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1897971)
Yeah, my only hope for a happy ending is for .. gin.

We don't want to know about your particular "happy endings." TMI, bud. :r

icehog3 11-11-2013 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1898276)
We don't want to know about your particular "happy endings." TMI, bud. :r

Apparently the restraining order did not reach your lawyer yet, Pete. Ah, yes...it's a holiday.

icehog3 11-11-2013 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by galaga (Post 1898230)
I take it you wouldn't like the taste of Retsina then?



Made with pine resin? Geez, must taste like a Greek IPA. :pu :lr

CigarNut 11-11-2013 01:45 PM

Re: How to Make a Good Martini
 
I like just a little vermouth. I put ice in my shaker, pour in about 1/4 shot of vermouth, swirl it a bit so that some of the vermouth coats the ice and then pour the vermouth out.

Then I add my gin and give it all a good shake.

I like a variety of different gins, however there is a one local one (the name escapes me at the moment as I suffer from CRS) that has a lot of Juniper in it and I tend to use that one the most.

pnoon 11-11-2013 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1898291)
I like just a little vermouth. I put ice in my shaker, pour in about 1/4 shot of vermouth, swirl it a bit so that some of the vermouth coats the ice and then pour the vermouth out.

Then I add my gin and give it all a good shake.

I like a variety of different gins, however there is a one local one (the name escapes me at the moment as I suffer from CRS) that has a lot of Juniper in it and I tend to use that one the most.

Aviation, maybe?

icehog3 11-11-2013 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1898297)
Aviation, maybe?

Or Pine Sol? :D

AdamJoshua 11-11-2013 08:43 PM

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There is nothing about a martini that I like, not into gin, vermouth or olives, I do kind of like that the name sounds a bit like Martian or Dean Martin for that matter... but that's about it.

CigarNut 11-11-2013 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 1898482)
There is nothing about a martini that I like, not into gin, vermouth or olives, I do kind of like that the name sounds a bit like Martian or Dean Martin for that matter... but that's about it.

So why post? :sh

pnoon 11-11-2013 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1898500)
So why post? :sh

So why respond? :sh

icehog3 11-11-2013 10:40 PM

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Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

T.G 11-11-2013 10:41 PM

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Maybe they like the smell of pine needles from the gin.

pektel 11-12-2013 06:12 AM

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Gin ain't terrible. Never tried a purist martini. I just mix belvedere, a splash of olive juice, and garnish with a garlic-stuffed olive.

I like gin and tonics, so maybe I should give it a shot. I just can't stand the taste of vermouth.

As far as piney tasting IPA's, I'd have to agree with Tom. I really only like citrus-y hops like Centennial. I'm more of a stout drinker myself though.

icehog3 11-12-2013 08:43 AM

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Sounds like we are on the same page with beer and martinis, Peter. :tu

CigarNut 11-12-2013 08:59 AM

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Not much of an IPA fan myself, but I do love me some stout :D

replicant_argent 11-12-2013 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1898284)
Apparently the restraining order did not reach your lawyer yet, Pete. Ah, yes...it's a holiday.

I would always lend you a hand, however distasteful it might be, ADB.


The circumstances would have to be pretty dire, though. Just sayin'.

icehog3 11-12-2013 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1898638)
I would always lend you a hand, however distasteful it might be, ADB.


The circumstances would have to be pretty dire, though. Just sayin'.

So long as you wear a purse hat, Pete, I am in.

SvilleKid 11-12-2013 03:53 PM

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All you haters!!! :noon Remember the "Grapenuts" commercials of the 1970's with Euell Gibbons..... "Many parts of a pine tree are edible!" :):banger

That aside, I must be strange (but most of you know that already!). I love a good martini. Prefer mine "dirty", and with the vermouth poured in, then back out, then add the rest of the ingredients. Since I make mine "dirty" with the olive juice, I have no real preference on the olive as a garnish. Hard to beat Amsterdam brand for taste and price, IMO. But will always take one with Tang or Sapphire. And love gin and tonic. But in spite of that love, I cannot stand IPA's!! A waste of good water and yeast!

But I have also been known to eat a pine tree or two!!;)

icehog3 11-12-2013 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1898760)
All you haters!!! :noon Remember the "Grapenuts" commercials of the 1970's with Euell Gibbons..... "Many parts of a pine tree are edible!" :):banger

"Edible" does not necessarily equal "tastes good", Cliff. ;)


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