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icehog3 12-29-2010 04:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1111505)
New:

Winter sux, then it blows

I wish 10 feet of snow on my foes,

Mr B 12-29-2010 04:31 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1111505)
New:

Winter sux, then it blows

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1111586)
I wish 10 feet of snow on my foes,

we hope the next season will come soon

icehog3 12-29-2010 04:53 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1111505)
New:

Winter sux, then it blows

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1111586)
I wish 10 feet of snow on my foes,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1111597)
we hope the next season will come soon

So our best friend, pnoon,

Mr B 12-29-2010 04:59 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1111505)
New:

Winter sux, then it blows

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1111586)
I wish 10 feet of snow on my foes,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1111597)
we hope the next season will come soon

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1111623)
So our best friend, pnoon,

can unwrap his frostbit toes

Mr B 12-29-2010 05:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The Bombs keep dropping left & right

icehog3 12-29-2010 06:05 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1111636)
New:

The Bombs keep dropping left & right

Though not all know how to do it right,

Mr B 12-30-2010 09:24 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1111636)
New:

The Bombs keep dropping left & right

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1111709)
Though not all know how to do it right,

Some send a 5er, others a box.

Doctorossi 12-30-2010 09:58 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Whatever you send, it's the sending that rocks!

icehog3 12-30-2010 10:30 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1111636)
New:

The Bombs keep dropping left & right

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1111709)
Though not all know how to do it right,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1112456)
Some send a 5er, others a box.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1112511)
Whatever you send, it's the sending that rocks!

Try sending with no warning...gives it more might.

icehog3 12-30-2010 10:30 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

2 more days until 2011,

Gophernut 12-30-2010 11:53 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1112555)
NEW:

2 more days until 2011,

This year is almost done, thank Heaven,

Scottw 12-30-2010 12:14 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1112555)
NEW:

2 more days until 2011,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1112633)
This year is almost done, thank Heaven,

I won't miss this past year.

icehog3 12-30-2010 01:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1112555)
NEW:

2 more days until 2011,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1112633)
This year is almost done, thank Heaven,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1112657)
I won't miss this past year.

So I'll give out a little cheer,

Mr B 12-31-2010 10:38 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1112555)
NEW:

2 more days until 2011,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1112633)
This year is almost done, thank Heaven,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1112657)
I won't miss this past year.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1112783)
So I'll give out a little cheer,

and spend more time with Kevin. :sh

Mr B 12-31-2010 10:44 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

New Years Eve is finally here!

icehog3 12-31-2010 10:49 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1113854)
New:

New Years Eve is finally here!

Now go and get me a friggin' beer,

14holestogie 12-31-2010 11:36 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1113854)
New:

New Years Eve is finally here!

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1113862)
Now go and get me a friggin' beer,

and make me a sammich while you're at it

Mr B 12-31-2010 11:42 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1113854)
New:

New Years Eve is finally here!

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1113862)
Now go and get me a friggin' beer,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1113901)
and make me a sammich while you're at it


and dont go givin me any static

VTDragon 12-31-2010 01:16 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1113854)
New:

New Years Eve is finally here!

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1113862)
Now go and get me a friggin' beer,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1113901)
and make me a sammich while you're at it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1113908)
and dont go givin me any static

Happy smokin', drinkin', friggin' New Year!

VTDragon 12-31-2010 01:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Is it two thousand eleven or twenty eleven?

Mr B 12-31-2010 01:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1114001)
New:

Is it two thousand eleven or twenty eleven?


The Mega Millions is huge so play # 7

Scottw 12-31-2010 08:37 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1114001)
New:

Is it two thousand eleven or twenty eleven?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1114036)
The Mega Millions is huge so play # 7

Odds are you won't win.................

VTDragon 01-03-2011 10:59 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1114001)
New:

Is it two thousand eleven or twenty eleven?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1114036)
The Mega Millions is huge so play # 7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1114417)
Odds are you won't win.................

So try not to bet more than a fin

icehog3 01-03-2011 02:04 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1114001)
New:

Is it two thousand eleven or twenty eleven?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1114036)
The Mega Millions is huge so play # 7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1114417)
Odds are you won't win.................

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1117149)
So try not to bet more than a fin

If I win, my new Ferrari will be revvin'....

icehog3 01-03-2011 02:04 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

She told me the rabbit done died,

VTDragon 01-03-2011 02:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1117349)
NEW:

She told me the rabbit done died,

I'm really excited, I lied

icehog3 01-03-2011 04:59 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1117349)
NEW:

She told me the rabbit done died,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1117390)
I'm really excited, I lied

I'll deny all paternity,

Mr B 01-03-2011 05:23 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1117349)
NEW:

She told me the rabbit done died,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1117390)
I'm really excited, I lied

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1117575)
I'll deny all paternity,

Remember, Hell is Eternity

icehog3 01-04-2011 12:18 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1117349)
NEW:

She told me the rabbit done died,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1117390)
I'm really excited, I lied

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1117575)
I'll deny all paternity,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1117606)
Remember, Hell is Eternity

So my choices; play Daddy or get fried.

icehog3 01-04-2011 12:18 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I knew I should have stayed in bed,

pnoon 01-04-2011 12:19 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118253)
NEW:

I knew I should have stayed in bed,

Slipped and fell and konked my head

icehog3 01-04-2011 12:43 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118253)
NEW:

I knew I should have stayed in bed,

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1118254)
Slipped and fell and konked my head

Then I stepped on a lizard,

14holestogie 01-04-2011 02:44 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118253)
I knew I should have stayed in bed,

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1118254)
Slipped and fell and konked my head

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118282)
Then I stepped on a lizard,

That was dressed as a wizard

icehog3 01-04-2011 09:34 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118253)
NEW:

I knew I should have stayed in bed,

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1118254)
Slipped and fell and konked my head

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118282)
Then I stepped on a lizard,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1118353)
That was dressed as a wizard

And p-wizard said the lizard was dead!

icehog3 01-04-2011 09:35 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I once had a friend named Peter,

VTDragon 01-04-2011 10:16 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118610)
NEW:

I once had a friend named Peter,

In all things he was a scoundrel and cheater

icehog3 01-04-2011 10:18 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118610)
NEW:

I once had a friend named Peter,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1118662)
In all things he was a scoundrel and cheater

He showed me four aces,

VTDragon 01-04-2011 01:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118610)
NEW:

I once had a friend named Peter,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1118662)
In all things he was a scoundrel and cheater

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118667)
He showed me four aces,

Of his cheating, I could find no traces

icehog3 01-04-2011 02:28 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118610)
NEW:

I once had a friend named Peter,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1118662)
In all things he was a scoundrel and cheater

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118667)
He showed me four aces,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1118901)
Of his cheating, I could find no traces

So I danced on "Sprockets" with Dieter.

icehog3 01-04-2011 02:29 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Once while eating a waffle,

14holestogie 01-04-2011 02:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118986)
Once while eating a waffle,

Not blue I hope, those things are awful.

icehog3 01-04-2011 02:54 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118986)
NEW:

Once while eating a waffle,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1119003)
Not blue I hope, those things are awful.

It might have been lemon,

VTDragon 01-05-2011 09:44 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118986)
NEW:

Once while eating a waffle,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1119003)
Not blue I hope, those things are awful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1119013)
It might have been lemon,

As it came with a piece of salmon

Mr B 01-05-2011 10:45 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1118986)
NEW:

Once while eating a waffle,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1119003)
Not blue I hope, those things are awful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1119013)
It might have been lemon,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1120059)
As it came with a piece of salmon

So I got out my Hummas and ate it like Falafel

Mr B 01-05-2011 10:46 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The days grow colder and shorter

icehog3 01-05-2011 11:34 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120147)
New:

The days grow colder and shorter

I might make a run for the border,

Mr B 01-05-2011 11:37 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120147)
New:

The days grow colder and shorter

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1120210)
I might make a run for the border,


Is this Mexico or Taco Bell?

icehog3 01-05-2011 11:39 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120147)
New:

The days grow colder and shorter

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1120210)
I might make a run for the border,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120215)
Is this Mexico or Taco Bell?

Maybe Juarez, maybe Hell,

Mr B 01-05-2011 11:54 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120147)
New:

The days grow colder and shorter

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1120210)
I might make a run for the border,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1120215)
Is this Mexico or Taco Bell?

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1120219)
Maybe Juarez, maybe Hell,

Just make sure to avoid the Extorter.

Mr B 01-05-2011 11:55 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Having this cold, is no fun at all.


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